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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on May 15, 2009, 09:04:36 AM
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Just when you thought the second one would be the last, here we are again ready to start planning the third annual which will include never before heard stories of Filipino strippers doing some interesting things with pesos. Anyone got any dates in mind that will or will not work? Some pivotal questions that need to be answered.....
Brad - when is the shower for the fuck trophy so you have no excuse?
Chief - can you stop gaining trust from your employer while in the kneeling position long enough to actually make it?
Thilla - when will your wife and neighbors let you have your balls so you can join in the festivities?
I have full confidence that the rest or the regulars will make it rain as always.
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Just when you thought the second one would be the last, here we are again ready to ready to start planning the third annual which will include never before heard stories of Filipino strippers doing some interesting things with pesos. Anyone got any dates in mind that will or will not work? Some pivotal questions that need to be answered.....
Brad - when is the shower for the fuck trophy so you have no excuse?
Chief - can you stop gaining trust from your employer while in the kneeling position long enough to actually make it?
Thilla - when will your wife and neighbors let you have your balls so you can join in the festivities?
I have full confidence that the rest or the regulars will make it rain as always.
Why can't you do this in Gulf Shores or something?
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Why can't you do this in Gulf Shores or something?
I don't have a problem with that, it's just that B'ham is more centrally located for the largest section of X'ers. I'm traveling either way no matter where it is so it makes not one shit to me.
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I'm always down for Golf, Beer and speedy play! The only bad time for me all summer is Aug 28-29. SAni you need to try Elijah Craig 12 year old Bourbon from our friends at Heaven Hills Distillery! I'll have you a bottle waitin'.
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I don't have a problem with that, it's just that B'ham is more centrally located for the largest section of X'ers. I'm traveling either way no matter where it is so it makes not one shit to me.
Can't guarantee I could make it if it were in GS, Daphne or somewhere south, but I can guarantee I won't in Birmingham.
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Can't guarantee I could make it if it were in GS, Daphne or somewhere south, but I can guarantee I won't in Birmingham.
I am sensing you having "business" in the Ham on the Friday before.
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I'm always down for Golf, Beer and speedy play! The only bad time for me all summer is Aug 28-29. SAni you need to try Elijah Craig 12 year old Bourbon from our friends at Heaven Hills Distillery! I'll have you a bottle waitin'.
Just finished a bottle of Craig two nights ago. Smoooooth
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Just finished a bottle of Craig two nights ago. Smoooooth
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echo.....echo.....echo
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Can't do it the weekend of May 29 or June 5.
Otherwise the summer should be wide open.
I'll do B'ham, ATL, Gulf Shores...or you sorry bastards could all come to the beach in Destin (rent a house/condo together for the weekend and it's not much per person) and I won't have to travel at all.
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Is just like the ocean under the moon.
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(rent a house/condo together for the weekend and it's not much per person)
Woe to the first person to pass out in this instance!
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I am sensing you having "business" in the Ham on the Friday before.
Hard to justify. Maybe.
I got to find my damn green Fenway bat. Not sure where it is now.
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Hard to justify. Maybe.
I got to find my damn green Fenway bat. Not sure where it is now.
You will be required to play in Chopper's foursome.
I'm bringing a camera to capture the carnage.
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Hard to justify. Maybe.
I got to find my damn green Fenway bat. Not sure where it is now.
I can promise you will be unharmed at the Tigersx golf outing.
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I can promise you will be unharmed at the Tigersx golf outing.
Unless he has the ass of a 12 year old girl, because then all bets are off.
Signed,
Saniflush
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Unless he has the ass of a 12 year old girl, because then all bets are off.
Signed,
Saniflush
You obviously have never paid attention to Whitney's ass. I wouldn't expect you to have noticed, being enthralled in this circle as you are.
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You obviously have never paid attention to Whitney's ass.
Who?
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Who?
You is who motherfucker.
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no...who is Whitney?
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Why can't you do this in Gulf Shores or something?
Craft Farms isn't all that awesome, especially now that they have started construction on Publix next door. Neither is the course down the street from city hall either. The one at The Peninsula is pretty good tho. Bo Jackson golfs down there usually at least once a year.
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Count me in, I am out of town the week of July 4th, otherwise count me in
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We're doing a week in Destin mid July. (It won't be hot or anything then) I like the beach idea. Combine other "Entertainment" with the golfing.
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I should be in. Just let me know when. LETTSSS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I should be in. Just let me know when. LETTSSS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:vn:
Please play ready golf you slow ass!
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Hey, fuckers, I am down for any weekend except the last weekend of July, for I will be taking the Bar. Lets do it up again, and hopefully Howard and Wes won't leave to go watch men wrestling other men. Cougars bitches...
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hopefully Howard and Wes won't leave to go watch men wrestling other men.
So you're obviously the big dick, and they on either side of you, must be your balls. Now dicks have drive, and clarity of vision. But they're not clever, they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action, and the dimmer the dick, the less he cares about the consequences, and you thought you smelt gooood ol pussy, and have brought your little mincy faggot balls along for a gooood ol time, but you have got your parties muddled up, there is no pussy here, just a dose to make you wish you were born a woman.. . .
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Please play ready golf you slow ass!
hehe! :bar:
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Birmingham area would be than a 50/50 shot for me. I wouldn't be able to make the coast.
I'm playing Eagle Point Sunday. One of our suppliers is coming into town and is picking up the tab.
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What are we playing for and how many strokes do you fuckers need?
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What are we playing for and how many strokes do you fuckers need?
If you play as well as Tanner we'll need about 50 strokes.
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What are we playing for and how many strokes do you fuckers need?
Losers give hand jobs. 35 strokes ought to be enough to finish me off. Maybe more since we'll be drinking heavily.
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Fuck rain. 2:00 tee time and it is pouring like a bastard. I guess I'll go catch that Angels and Demons movie instead.
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I can promise you will be unharmed at the Tigersx golf outing.
Wasn't planning to use it for defense...
Fact is, I might hit the damn ball better with the bat instead of the club if my last golf outing is any indication.
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The only weekends I can't do it are June 13 and July 18. Other than that, I'm pretty much free.
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Tailgate and I are pretty close with giving him the edge over me by a few strokes. We could probably come up with a pretty fun format in the end I'm sure.
I shot a 69 on my own ball last year Tailgate. Not all that hard at Highland Park. What are your thoughts?
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I probally shot 135 last year, but I got in 14 beers during the round.
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The only weekends I can't do it are June 13 and July 18. Other than that, I'm pretty much free.
Add June 20th to this.
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Add June 20th to this.
For me, the weekends of July 11, 18 and 25 are out. Also June 13 and 20. Birthdays and a trip to Idaho consume that.
Basically? I won't be coming. So forget my schedule. Play when you want.
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Let's bring it to Atlanta this year. Or West Georgia. That way I have a better shot at making it.
I'm out June 26-28 and July 3-5. I also work some Saturdays, but I'm not going to post them all. Sunday typically works a little better for me.
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Sunday typically works a little better for me.
This fucks you right here. Sunday is needed for the day it was originally made......
Rest.
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This fucks you right here. Sunday is needed for the day it was originally made......
Rest.
Pussy.
Saturdays can work then, but I will take the decided dates on a case by case basis as I match them up against my work schedule.
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I guess I give it till next week and I will collate the data for a date.
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I guess I give it till next week and I will collate the data for a date.
You wouldn't think it would be this hard to get people together for drinking, debauchery and a little golf.
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So you're obviously the big dick, and they on either side of you, must be your balls. Now dicks have drive, and clarity of vision. But they're not clever, they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action, and the dimmer the dick, the less he cares about the consequences, and you thought you smelt gooood ol pussy, and have brought your little mincy faggot balls along for a gooood ol time, but you have got your parties muddled up, there is no pussy here, just a dose to make you wish you were born a woman.. . .
Sorry didn't have your back here...
So does the hare get proper fucked?
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Sorry didn't have your back here...
So does the hare get proper fucked?
Aye, lad, proper fucked.
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Aye, lad, proper fucked.
Wanna buy a caravan?
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We could always use the following handicap system:
Take the total strokes by each team minus the number of empty beer cans in the back of the cart.
Therefor if you shoot 100 and drink 20 beers, your final score will be 80.
That should make it fair for everyone!
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Wanna buy a caravan?
A what? What did he say?
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A what? What did he say?
It's fer me ma.
She's awful partial to..uh..periwinkle blue.
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Ok you bunch of picky bastards. This is what we are left with after taking all the "my vagina hurts" dates out of the mix.
July 11th
August 1st
August 8th
August 15th
August 22nd
I am thinking either 8/1 or 8/8. Comments? Concerns? Anyone got Kinky Kelly's number?
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Ok you bunch of picky bastards. This is what we are left with after taking all the "my vagina hurts" dates out of the mix.
July 11th
August 1st
August 8th
August 15th
August 22nd
I am thinking either 8/1 or 8/8. Comments? Concerns? Anyone got Kinky Kelly's number?
I'm voting for 8/1
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I'm voting for 8/1
That gonna be your last weekend of freedom?
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If you go with either 8/1 or 8/8, I could probably make it. Close enough to my birthday that the wife couldn't complain.
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8/8 seems doable for me.
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July 11th
August 1st
August 8th
August 15th
August 22nd
I am thinking either 8/1 or 8/8. Comments? Concerns? Anyone got Kinky Kelly's number?
All except the last August date are probably alright for me.
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I vote for 8/8. 8/1 will be a little more difficult due to work. A lot depends on where the course is, and whether or not it's gonna be an overnighter or an all dayer.
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I vote for 8/8. 8/1 will be a little more difficult due to work. A lot depends on where the course is, and whether or not it's gonna be an overnighter or an all dayer.
Birmingham and both or either.
We usually have been teeing off early afternoon.
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So you are saying that it's a moot point to request a course that is in West Georgia/East Alabama/Atlanta, due to the majority of folks being in Birmingham.
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It's far enough out that I should be able to make 8/8 work. I'm good with either Atlanta or B'ham.
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So you are saying that it's a moot point to request a course that is in West Georgia/East Alabama/Atlanta, due to the majority of folks being in Birmingham.
Time for you to do one of two things....
Either take control of your household or realize that it doesn't matter what you do, now that you have given the woman what she wanted and you are lower than the dog on the totem pole of importance.
Either way it's around the ham and get your ass there.
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Time for you to do one of two things....
Either take control of your household or realize that it doesn't matter what you do, now that you have given the woman what she wanted and you are lower than the dog on the totem pole of importance.
Either way it's around the ham and get your ass there.
Time for you to do one of two things:
Suck my balls or give me a reacharound.
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8/8 works well for me, its the weekend after the bar. I vote Birmingham naturally.
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8/1 or 8/8 is fine with me. I have no problem driving over to the frog in Villa Rica. Hell we can even load a bunch of us BHam folks in the mini van and head over. 2 hours of drinking prior to golf could make for interesting golf.
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8/15 just fell off the table for me.
So, I'm good with 8/1 or 8/8.
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8/1 or 8/8 is fine with me. I have no problem driving over to the frog in Villa Rica. Hell we can even load a bunch of us BHam folks in the mini van and head over. 2 hours of drinking prior to golf could make for interesting golf.
The thought of this group on "The Frog" is very scary.
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I'm in bourbon in tow! Drunk Caravan=2 hours of trouble.
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I'm in bourbon in tow! Drunk Caravan=2 hours of trouble.
I thought The Highlands worked out pretty well before. Short course for us drunks and close to more bars.
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I thought The Highlands worked out pretty well before. Short course for us drunks and close to more bars.
I agree, pancake breakfast really gets the day started right.
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I thought The Highlands worked out pretty well before. Short course for us drunks and close to more bars.
This.
Plus B'ham afterparty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Villa Rica afterparty.
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This.
Plus B'ham afterparty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Villa Rica afterparty.
Cougars and whures!
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Cougars and whures!
Those were the order of the day last time.
You and Chadskins wouldn't know since you guys opted to lame out.
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Those were the order of the day last time.
You and Chadskins wouldn't know since you guys opted to lame out watch some ghey judo octogon cage bath house match.
There
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Those were the order of the day last time.
You and Chadskins wouldn't know since you guys opted to lame out.
Hey, they have super hot ring girls.
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Hey, they have super hot ring girls.
Laying hands (and whatever other body parts you can muster) on cougars >>>>>>>>>>> watching "super hot ring girls" on tv.
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Plus B'ham afterparty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Villa Rica afterparty.
This would be the only reason that playing in Birmingham is better than playing at the Frog, which, by the way, is a nice fucking course. It's good for golf, too.
Sounds like there's not much resistance to playing in Atlanta. Our strip clubs places to eat dinner after golf are better here.
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This would be the only reason that playing in Birmingham is better than playing at the Frog, which, by the way, is a nice fucking course. It's good for golf, too.
Sounds like there's not much resistance to playing in Atlanta. Our strip clubs places to eat dinner after golf are better here.
I thought the Furnace had pretty good food. Plus what the hell does it matter to you. You will skip on the bill anyway.
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This would be the only reason that playing in Birmingham is better than playing at the Frog, which, by the way, is a nice fucking course. It's good for golf, too.
Sounds like there's not much resistance to playing in Atlanta. Our strip clubs places to eat dinner after golf are better here.
We can always put the porn on the DVD player on the way to the Frog. That's about as close to a naked woman as you fuckers will get anyway
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We can always put the porn on the DVD player on the way to the Frog. That's about as close to a naked woman as you fuckers will get anyway
I'm envisioning a 12 seater child molester van (complete with tinted windows) roaring into the golf course parking lot...and as it stops, 6 drunk, middle aged, overweight males pour out like the clown car routine, all with wood in their pants and a smile on their face.
Now that's how you start off a golf match.
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I'm envisioning a 12 seater child molester van (complete with tinted windows) roaring into the golf course parking lot...and as it stops, 6 drunk, middle aged, overweight males pour out like the clown car routine, all with wood in their pants and a smile on their face.
Now that's how you start off a golf match.
I'm not middle aged or over weight! But I am a drunk.
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I thought the Furnace had pretty good food. Plus what the hell does it matter to you. You will skip on the bill anyway.
That shit will not buff out.
Zing.
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I'm envisioning a 12 seater child molester van (complete with tinted windows) roaring into the golf course parking lot...and as it stops, 6 drunk, middle aged, overweight males pour out like the clown car routine, all with wood in their pants and a smile on their face.
Now that's how you start off a golf match.
Before you assholes get worked up about some sex-party van ride to the middle of nowhere (sorry, Howard), I'd like to lodge an official vote against The Frog.
B'ham or ATL are fine, as each provides ample opportunity for a full weekend of debauchery.
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Before you assholes get worked up about some sex-party van ride to the middle of nowhere (sorry, Howard), I'd like to lodge an official vote against The Frog.
B'ham or ATL are fine, as each provides ample opportunity for a full weekend of debauchery.
I second that emotion.
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That shit will not buff out.
Zing.
It's my burden, it's my curse.
Before you assholes get worked up about some sex-party van ride to the middle of nowhere (sorry, Howard), I'd like to lodge an official vote against The Frog.
B'ham or ATL are fine, as each provides ample opportunity for a full weekend of debauchery.
Agreed. The Frog would be a little too much for what we're trying to accomplish.
I'm not middle aged or over weight! But I am a drunk.
No, you weren't included because you and Chad are still in the back seat buttfucking when the van stops.
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Highland would be perfect for what we are trying to accomplish.
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Highland would be perfect for what we are trying to accomplish.
Half the fuckers won't show as always! A baby shower will take away half the X'ers.
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8/8/09 it is.
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8/8/09 it is.
Egg-zellent.
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8/8/09 it is.
Awesome.
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Sounds Good, we need to seperate the groups between super serious and Super Drunk!
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Sounds Good, we need to seperate the groups between super serious and Super Drunk!
Um, yeah...go ahead and put me in the super drunk crowd. I haven't played golf in over a year, and I've never broken 100. But damn can I throw back some Miller Lites on a golf course.
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I'm a super serious drunk. I'll be in my own group.
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Sounds Good, we need to seperate the groups between super serious and Super Drunk!
Can't we do both?
BTW, is this just an Auburn thing, or are Hogs invited?
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Can't we do both?
BTW, is this just an Auburn thing, or are Hogs invited?
The more the merrier. However, all non-AU fans will be forced to sodimize themselves with a banana.
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Can't we do both?
BTW, is this just an Auburn thing, or are Hogs invited?
Brother you know you are welcome.
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Can't we do both?
BTW, is this just an Auburn thing, or are Hogs invited?
Hogs and Beer are great as long as you play READY golf.
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Hogs and Beer are great as long as you play READY golf.
You won't catch Wally plumb bobbing on the green. He may want to lay down on it but that will be about it.
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Oooohh...now Piggie fans are in? What about our resident Bammers? Birmingham? RWS? Argo? To say the least, their participation could make things more interesting.
I'm with Ogre. The more, the merrier.
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Oooohh...now Piggie fans are in? What about our resident Bammers? Birmingham? RWS? Argo? To say the least, their participation could make things more interesting.
I'm with Ogre. The more, the merrier.
Let me say this. Anyone who wants to come is welcome. Same premise as is on here. School yard rules. You say something dumb be prepared to be chastised for it then we move onto the next dumbass whoever that is. Main thing to remember is you do not want to make the biggest dumbass move of the weekend. It will be brought up for the remainder of the year until the next one.
You know like Chad and Taylor watching ghey octagon cage bathouse judo.
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Main thing to remember is you do not want to make the biggest dumbass move of the weekend. It will be brought up for the remainder of the year until the next one.
You know like Chad and Taylor watching ghey octagon cage bathouse judo.
Or running out on a tab?
Although that happened last April, so said chastising may last for more than a year.
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Or running out on a tab?
Although that happened last April, so said chastising may last for more than a year.
Yes, like walking out on a tab. See the thing is you coulda made good in Auburn by picking up everyone's tab and instead of everybody still saying, "That fuckin Thrilla is a douche bag leech" everyone would be saying "That Thrilla dude is badass and really didn't mean to run out on his tab".
You had opportunity to go from zero to hero and still fucked it up.
Just sayin'
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Yes, like walking out on a tab. See the thing is you coulda made good in Auburn by picking up everyone's tab and instead of everybody still saying, "That fuckin Thrilla is a douche bag leech" everyone would be saying "That Thrilla dude is badass and really didn't mean to run out on his tab".
You had opportunity to go from zero to hero and still fucked it up.
Just sayin'
Then it's my fault for doing just that near the end of the night Saturday night when we were at that new bar on Magnolia. I picked up the tab for you, Garman, and Tarheel before we left for the pizza place. But everyone was so hammered that it's still a fuzzy memory, which is understandable.
It is no big deal for me to do again though, as I'm not a leech. Douchebag, maybe, but leech, no. And I was in a state of titty euphoria last year when I made the mistake of walking out. Hadn't been to a flop in 4 years prior to that night. I will have my head on straight next time!
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Then it's my fault for doing just that near the end of the night Saturday night when we were at that new bar on Magnolia. I picked up the tab for you, Garman, and Tarheel before we left for the pizza place. But everyone was so hammered that it's still a fuzzy memory, which is understandable.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/roadtrip.jpg)
If I don't remember it, then it never happened.
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(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/roadtrip.jpg)
If I don't remember it, then it never happened.
In that case, the incident that night pertaining to a large, metal eagle "never happened"...except that you woke up the next morning and it was staring down on you from the dresser saying "what are you gonna do with me now, asshole?"
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In that case, the incident that night pertaining to a large, metal eagle tiger "never happened"...except that you woke up the next morning and it was staring down on you from the dresser saying "what are you gonna do with me now, asshole?"
Dumbass.
And as far as the five-o was concerned I'm not sure which one of you assholes put it in my room.
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Dumbass.
And as far as the five-o was concerned I'm not sure which one of you assholes put it in my room.
The golf outing will provide ample time to hear the story, which I look forward to.
As far the eagle/tiger mis-speak...it was a hazy night, indeed.
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Why can't you guys have this damn thing in Arkansas?
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Why can't you guys have this damn thing in Arkansas?
Warrants.
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Warrants.
I forgot about that.
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How many Zimas you think I can fit in my bag?
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How many Zimas you think I can fit in my bag?
I thought that perhaps JDHog became a hermit after they announced that Zimas would no longer be made for consumption last fall.
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How many Zimas you think I can fit in my bag?
My bag easily holds 26 bottles of the delightfully citrus beverage.
I thought that perhaps JDHog became a hermit after they announced that Zimas would no longer be made for consumption last fall.
It's been a tough transition, but I'm holding my own.
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8/8/09 it is.
Out of the question for me. My dad's 70th birthday and retirement party. Not that it matters.
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Out of the question for me. My dad's 70th birthday and retirement party. Not that it matters.
pfft
Wish him a happy birthday and get the hell to Birmingham.
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I may have a problem playing, I have 3 bulging disks in my lower back that keeps me in a lot of pain. I hope by AUgust I feel better.
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I may have a problem playing, I have 3 bulging disks in my lower back that keeps me in a lot of pain. I hope by AUgust I feel better.
We're playing golf??????
I mean yea, that's why I'm going.
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I may have a problem playing, I have 3 bulging disks in my lower back that keeps me in a lot of pain. I hope by AUgust I feel better.
I hear that Sam Adams is good for bulging disks.
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Too much time at the interstate rest stop lately?
Oh...you said bulging disks.
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First one to do this on the golf course gets free beers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PslA4WcSos&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsports%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fgolf%2Fblog%2Fdevil%5Fball%5Fgolf%2Fpost%2FPhil%2DMickelson%2Dhits%2Dbackwards%2Dbetter%2Dthan%2Dyou%2Dhi%3Furn%3Dgolf%2C174146&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PslA4WcSos&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsports%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fgolf%2Fblog%2Fdevil%5Fball%5Fgolf%2Fpost%2FPhil%2DMickelson%2Dhits%2Dbackwards%2Dbetter%2Dthan%2Dyou%2Dhi%3Furn%3Dgolf%2C174146&feature=player_embedded)
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So Phil is the golfer with the greatest short game ever? That's news to me.
I'll give the "Backwards Shot" a try if it means free beer - but who will provide those beers? I know it won't be your cheap ass.
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So Phil is the golfer with the greatest short game ever? That's news to me.
I'll give the "Backwards Shot" a try if it means free beer - but who will provide those beers? I know it won't be your cheap ass.
I'll have some Kalibers especially for you.
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So Phil is the golfer with the greatest short game ever? That's news to me.
I'll give the "Backwards Shot" a try if it means free beer - but who will provide those beers? I know it won't be your cheap ass.
You know it. He'll leave just after you make the shot.
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OK...exactly one month away...do we have a head count yet? I'm thinking the Birmingham contingent needs to get it together for a tee time, if we have a good showing and need to reserve 3-4 tee times back to back to back.
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I'm in as far as I know. Let me know a count and the exact date and time we want to play and I will be glad to make the appropriate tee times.
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Count me in obviously.
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In there like Brazilian swimwear.
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I'm in it to win it!
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I'm in, don't cry like little babies women.
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I'm just gonna throw this out there......
I am gonna mow on some Davenport's pizza at some point while I am there.
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I'm just gonna throw this out there......
I am gonna mow on some Davenport's pizza at some point while I am there.
Overrated. Like just about everything else in MB...except hot MILFs.
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I will be there, maybe just to drink and ride!
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Overrated. Like just about everything else in MB...except hot MILFs.
The grease serves as lube for the milfs. It's about consolidation of force.
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I'll be there assuming Bettye Fine doesn't close the doors to the Courthouse. In that case, I will probably be panhandling on the 18th green.
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I'm in. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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I'm in it to win it!
I'm in...to make sure this guy actually loses it.
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I'm in...to make sure this guy actually loses it.
I will have my camera phone ready to go... ready for the next avatar candidate. :bowl: = Masterpiece.
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The following have committed to a weekend of drinking and debauchery:
Saniflush
Wesfau
Ogre
Thrilla
AUTailgatingRules
Buzz Killington
Jumbo
Chopper
AWK
That's two groups so far (for golf purposes). Let's get a couple more to make it to three groups. Who's in?
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The following have committed to a weekend of drinking and debauchery:
Saniflush
Wesfau
Ogre
Thrilla
AUTailgatingRules
Buzz Killington
Jumbo
Chopper
AWK
That's two groups so far (for golf purposes). Let's get a couple more to make it to three groups. Who's in?
I will find out Thursday if I can play, I will ride and drink if the doctor say hell no.
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Next thing we need to be figuring out is where is everyone staying?
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I've got a big couch if someone needs to crash...
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I've got a big couch if someone needs to crash...
I need to crash :drool:
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I need to crash :drool:
:homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :fag:
I win.
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:homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :fag:
I win.
Its the 80's and Loc is down with the ladies.
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i'm willing to bet you guys will have trouble making a foursome.
tick...tick...
sorry, i can't make it. i've got a baby shower to attend.
tick...tick...
sorry guys, i'm not coming. someone invited me to vegas at the last minute.
tick...tick...
my vagina hurts this week. sorry, can't be there.
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i'm willing to bet you guys will have trouble making a foursome.
tick...tick...
sorry, i can't make it. i've got a baby shower to attend.
tick...tick...
sorry guys, i'm not coming. someone invited me to vegas at the last minute.
tick...tick...
my vagina hurts this week. sorry, can't be there.
Now that you mention it, I've got a baby shower in Vegas and my vagina is becoming a tad bit sore.
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Well, the gaping vagina that runs our County is about to put me and about 1,899 of my
best friends co-workers on unpaid administrative leave. So...yeah, my vagina hurts me.
Fuck this place. Oh well, at least I'll find out what it's like to file for unemployment now.
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Well, the gaping vagina that runs our County is about to put me and about 1,899 of my best friends co-workers on unpaid administrative leave. So...yeah, my vagina hurts me.
Fuck this place. Oh well, at least I'll find out what it's like to file for unemployment now.
Damn dude...that's awful. Is it indefinite or do you know when you'll be going back work?
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Damn dude...that's awful. Is it indefinite or do you know when you'll be going back work?
They are saying 6 weeks, but it all depends on our state Legislature getting together and agreeing on a new occupational tax for the county. I hate politicians even more having worked for some.
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They are saying 6 weeks, but it all depends on our state Legislature getting together and agreeing on a new occupational tax for the county. I hate politicians even more having worked for some.
At least we'll have a dome, Sorry about your job man!
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At least we'll have a dome, Sorry about your job man!
Maybe I can sell butt-scratchers at the Birmingham Yankees games.
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Maybe I can sell butt-scratchers at the Birmingham Yankees games.
Back scratchers!!! Get your back scratchers here!!!
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Oh...for the record. This won't effect my playing status. However, I will probably be digging in all wooded areas for lost golf balls along the way, so I can sell them after my round.
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Oh...for the record. This won't effect my playing status. However, I will probably be stroking your wood and sucking balls along the way, so I can make some coin.
talking about desperate.
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So is this it????
Saniflush
Wesfau
Ogre
Thrilla
AUTailgatingRules
Buzz Killington
Jumbo
Chopper
AWK
Who is setting up the tee time?
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So is this it????
Who is setting up the tee time?
We need to know if Jumbo is going to be able to play or not (difference between getting two or three tee times). Also, what time does everyone want to play? We might have played a little early last year and it was hard for a few (AWK) to get there by the tee time.
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We need to know if Jumbo is going to be able to play or not (difference between getting two or three tee times). Also, what time does everyone want to play? We might have played a little early last year and it was hard for a few (AWK) to get there by the tee time.
I would think early afternoon is what we ought to shoot for. 1:00? but I am open to whatever.
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I would think early afternoon is what we ought to shoot for. 1:00? but I am open to whatever.
Damn...I was hoping for the 6:30am slot.
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Damn...I was hoping for the 6:30am slot.
Well I am hoping for a 6:30 am slut.
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I would think early afternoon is what we ought to shoot for. 1:00? but I am open to whatever.
This.
Fuck the early morning start.
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I vote for 12:00 to 1:00. time to get over the hangover and be ready to start drinking again.
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We need to know if Jumbo is going to be able to play or not (difference between getting two or three tee times). Also, what time does everyone want to play? We might have played a little early last year and it was hard for a few (AWK) to get there by the tee time.
I was puking Jager from the last night, my bad.
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I was puking Jager from the last night, my bad.
You must play ready golf!
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LET'S GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
haha. Holy shit... What a day.
Okay, I'll call Highland this morning and see if I can't get us set up for next weekend. I'm not sure that they'll allow for tee-times this early, but if I get them I'll post them. I'm going to get three tee times, unless I hear differently. Jumbo still hasn't said if he's playing or not, and I'm going to allow for a few stragglers. Worst case we tell them to give the extra tee time to someone else.
I'll shoot for as close to 1pm as possible. We should finish somewhere before the UFC event in the evening...
for those wanting to catch that...haha. Anderson Silva is going to punk Forrest Griffen. If he choses to fight this time. His last fight sucked monkey nuts.
What's the night before plan? Anything? I'll open my place up for a start off point like I suggested last year if you all would like. Just let me know so that I can make sure I have more beer in the fridge than normal, but you all are welcome and I live on the side of town we've discussed going out at this time (Inverness off of Hwy 280).
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I thought I was gonna have to bail on your fuckers Friday night but it appears now that my schedule is clearing up and I will make it that evening. We pretty well gonna be sticking to the 280 side of town?
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I got us three tee times at Highland G.C.:
1:00pm
1:09pm
1:18pm
Times are listed under my name and TigersX Outing.
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I got us three tee times at Highland G.C.:
1:00pm
1:09pm
1:18pm
Times are listed under my name and TigersX Outing.
I'll just ask this for high stress group. Anyone taking this outing serious better be in the 1:00 tee time. Just sayin.
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We may only need two of these times, but at least we've got a little room for growth if a few others decide to play this week... I know I'd like to be in the last group.... preferrably while holding a beer in each hand. I want to watch the debachery from behind this time...haha.
We'll let Tailgate spearhead the charge this year! :vn:
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We may only need two of these times, but at least we've got a little room for growth if a few others decide to play this week... I know I'd like to be in the last group.... preferrably while holding a beer in each hand. I want to watch the debachery from behind this time...haha.
Negative. You are in the first, fast-moving group.
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Negative. You are in the first, fast-moving group.
There will be no fast moving group. Besides, I want to hit golfballs into the group in front. It'll be funny.
In all seriousness though, it's usually good to put the slower players up front to make sure we all finish around the same time. Otherwise there could be a Kermit anus sized gap between groups.
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The doctor said to take it easy and I should be fine, the beer should kill the pain. I'm in and my play will be slow as shit!!
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The doctor said to take it easy and I should be fine, the beer should kill the pain. I'm in and my play will be slow as shit!!
Group #1. :vn: We need a few more players!!!!
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Just got off the phone with Tailgate and he had a good idea...
Meet up at On Tap Lakeview at around 11-1130 for a primer beer then head over? Thoughts??
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Just got off the phone with Tailgate and he had a good idea...
Meet up at On Tap Lakeview at around 11-1130 for a primer beer then head over? Thoughts??
Alcohol poisoning?
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Alcohol poisoning?
Could be a good start. I'm in.
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Wait...there's gonna be drinking involved?
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You fuckers are waiting till 11:00 to start drinking?
Fuckin bunch women.
Just for the record, you hit into me, I hit it back. Find those fuckers from last year and ask. When the entertainment from that wains I will also proceed to hit said ball toward any other object that strikes my fancy.
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There will be no fast moving group. Besides, I want to hit golfballs into the group in front. It'll be funny.
In all seriousness though, it's usually good to put the slower players up front to make sure we all finish around the same time. Otherwise there could be a Kermit anus sized gap between groups.
T, buddy, I like you. Really, I do. But you were insufferable on the course at the last outing. Golf Nazi. Who cares if the groups finish at different times? Or if we get separated along the way?
The point is to have fun.
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Fun, that's all I playing four!
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T, buddy, I like you. Really, I do. But you were insufferable on the course at the last outing. Golf Nazi. Who cares if the groups finish at different times? Or if we get separated along the way?
The point is to have fun.
Don't judge. There were outside circumstances. I have meds now. I want beer, comedy.... Fucker.
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Wait...there's gonna be drinking involved?
I'm my case drinking+pain pills=fun
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I'm my case drinking+pain pills=fun
Sharing means caring.
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Sharing means caring.
I'll get a refill!
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Meet up at On Tap Lakeview at around 11-1130 for a primer beer then head over? Thoughts??
Yes!
The point is to have fun.
Yes!
Alcohol poisoning?
Yes!
Just for the record, you hit into me, I hit it back. Find those fuckers from last year and ask. When the entertainment from that wains I will also proceed to hit said ball toward any other object that strikes my fancy.
Yes!
Negative. You are in the first, fast-moving group.
Yes!
Well I am hoping for a 6:30 am slut.
Yes!
Planning to arrive in Birmingham around 5:30 PM (central time) Friday night. I have the phone numbers of a select few that I will blow up once I arrive.
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Planning to arrive in Birmingham around 5:30 PM (central time) Friday night. I have the phone numbers of a select few that I will blow up once I arrive.
You staying with the oompa loompa?
Sharing means caring.
Yes it does.
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Okay bishes. I could not ever get any direction from you local fuckers so Wes and I are setting up camp Friday afternoon at the Wingate Inn on 280. Figure it is relatively close to On Tap and Cafe Firrenze.
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You staying with the oompa loompa?
Affirmative. And the one he's impregnated.
Okay bishes. I could not ever get any direction from you local fuckers so Wes and I are setting up camp Friday afternoon at the Wingate Inn on 280. Figure it is relatively close to On Tap and Cafe Firrenze.
What time will you be arriving on Friday?
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I really wish I could make the pre-party, but the one I donated my sperm to has okayed little man to have 2 friends over for a "back-to-school" sleepover just before school starts back. Of course, you could all come by here and tell the kiddos a story or three... :blink:
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Okay bishes. I could not ever get any direction from you local fuckers so Wes and I are setting up camp Friday afternoon at the Wingate Inn on 280. Figure it is relatively close to On Tap and Cafe Firrenze.
Good, so, Cafe Firenze on Friday night? Whoooooooooooooores
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I just found out I have to run Karaoke at the Upper Deck Friday night, and I might have to work Saturday night at the deck. I'm still down for the golf.
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What time will you be arriving on Friday?
Approximately 1200 Zulu time.
Whoooooooooooooores
I like whores
I just found out I have to run Karaoke at the Upper Deck Friday night, and I might have to work Saturday night at the deck. I'm still down for the golf.
We can always have Chad break off some more Kris Kross.
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I have commitments on Friday night, I will be at On Tap around 11:00am on Saturday
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I have commitments on Friday night, I will be at On Tap around 11:00am on Saturday
Hit it once for me.
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I have commitments on Friday night, I will be at On Tap around 11:00am on Saturday
I'm gonna do my best to be there around 11:30 or so. I really need to get my drank on ASAP.
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Apologies to the recipients of the aggressive mass text.
I've had too much coffee and I'm ready to get this fucking thing started.
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Apologies to the recipients of the aggressive mass text.
I've had too much coffee and I'm ready to get this fucking thing started.
Easy Pink.
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Leave it to my wife's family to fuck up anything.
My wife's uncle passed away last night, and I will have to attend the funeral on Saturday. I will be heading back to B'ham Saturday afternoon in time for the post-golf festivities, but I will not be able to grace you with my beautiful swing and average round of 120.
Now I will bend over and prepare for the paddling and/or Jumbo's fist.
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Leave it to my wife's family to fuck up anything.
My wife's uncle passed away last night, and I will have to attend the funeral on Saturday. I will be heading back to B'ham Saturday afternoon in time for the post-golf festivities, but I will not be able to grace you with my beautiful swing and average round of 120.
Now I will bend over and prepare for the paddling and/or Jumbo's fist.
As long as you make it in time for post-golf drinking, I think we'll go easy on you. Pussy.
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As long as you make it in time for post-golf drinking, I think we'll go easy on you. Pussy.
She was going to try to make a weekend of it, but I was having none of that. I told her I'd go with her to the funeral, but we'd be packed up and ready to leave right after the preacher says Amen.
I'm so sensitive.
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She was going to try to make a weekend of it, but I was having none of that. I told her I'd go with her to the funeral, but we'd be packed up and ready to leave right after the preacher says Amen.
I'm so sensitive.
The uncle is dead, he doesn't give a fuck if you stick around.
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Leave it to my wife's family to fuck up anything.
My wife's uncle passed away last night, and I will have to attend the funeral on Saturday. I will be heading back to B'ham Saturday afternoon in time for the post-golf festivities, but I will not be able to grace you with my beautiful swing and average round of 120.
Now I will bend over and prepare for the paddling and/or Jumbo's fist.
Remind me why we got married again? Was it for tax purposes? Procreation? Because we're masochistic?
I need to make sure I have some addresses right. One of ya'll verify.
On Tap
737 29th St S
Birmingham, AL
Highland Golf Course
3300 Highland Ave S
Birmingham, AL
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Remind me why we got married again? Was it for tax purposes? Procreation? Because we're masochistic?
I need to make sure I have some addresses right. One of ya'll verify.
On Tap
737 29th St S
Birmingham, AL
Highland Golf Course
3300 Highland Ave S
Birmingham, AL
Correct.
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Correct.
So it is because we are masochistic. Gotcha.
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The uncle is dead, he doesn't give a fuck if you stick around.
If he was worth his salt as a man he would understand. Golf and titties before funerals.
Side note.....So does this mean Thrilla will have the house keys? House Party? Anyone?
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If he was worth his salt as a man he would understand. Golf and titties before funerals.
Side note.....So does this mean Thrilla will have the house keys? House Party? Anyone?
Disclaimer: I am in no way, shape, or form responsible for the answers or activities that are generated from the posing of this question. Additionally, I am claiming no knowledge of "house keys" or their whereabouts.
Where's dinner Friday night? At the Y?
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Disclaimer: I am in no way, shape, or form responsible for the answers or activities that are generated from the posing of this question. Additionally, I am claiming no knowledge of "house keys" or their whereabouts.
Where's dinner Friday night? At the Y?
All I know is I am planning on peeing in some corners and using some drapes as dick rags.
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Roll call for tonight? My plans are still holding firm. I should be there around 5:00-5:30.
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Roll call for tonight? My plans are still holding firm. I should be there around 5:00-5:30.
Looks like the same for me. I'm guessing 5:30-6:00.
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have fun stroking...washing balls and whatever else may come about during homo-fest 3.
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I'll be at the Upper Deck on valley avenue till 4 am that's my only plans.
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I'm in for tonight. In fact I'm already on the scene and have kicked it off with a bang...or three. You fuckers have some catching up to do.
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have fun stroking...washing balls and whatever else may come about during homo-fest 3.
West Coast jealousy!
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West Coast jealousy!
He likes to make it fast. And sexy!
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I'm in for tonight. In fact I'm already on the scene and have kicked it off with a bang...or three. You fuckers have some catching up to do.
Wife and Child left yesterday. With the amount I drank last night, you are the one that has to catch up to me. I'll tell you, it's already been a long weekend. I am not enjoying work right now...good thing I'm leaving early.
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With the amount I drank last night, you are the one that has to catch up to me.
I didn't get no fucking call last night lunchbox.
Of course that did not stop me from getting my drink on anyway.
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I didn't get no fucking call last night lunchbox.
Most likely because I didn't know how to operate a phone.
It's been one of those mornings where I've experienced a trade off: I've drank lots of coffee to wake up, however, I have shit water all morning in return.
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Any chance that we can make an afternoon at the On Tap up on Highland near St. Vincent's? That might be the only time I get to see your reprobates.
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Any chance that we can make an afternoon at the On Tap up on Highland near St. Vincent's? That might be the only time I get to see your reprobates.
We are meeting there between 11:00am and 11:30am tomorrow for pre golf beers
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Any chance that we can make an afternoon at the On Tap up on Highland near St. Vincent's? That might be the only time I get to see your reprobates.
I can do that for 2 quick beers!
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Any chance that we can make an afternoon at the On Tap up on Highland near St. Vincent's? That might be the only time I get to see your reprobates.
You mean tonight? I can just go straight there from ATL and check into the hotel later.
Jumbo you still working tonight? What time should we come over from Sammy's?
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You mean tonight? I can just go straight there from ATL and check into the hotel later.
Jumbo you still working tonight? What time should we walk over from Sammy's?
Someone keep me in the loop. It's a bitch to keep checking this thread on my phone.
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Someone keep me in the loop. It's a bitch to keep checking this thread on my phone.
I figured you were spent form last night so I am taking shorthand for you.
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You mean tonight? I can just go straight there from ATL and check into the hotel later.
Jumbo you still working tonight? What time should we come over from Sammy's?
just bring Pam, Destiny, Summer, or Susan with you, Tell Ken at the front door your a friend of mine he' or David will show you love. I start at the deck at 11
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You mean tonight? I can just go straight there from ATL and check into the hotel later.
Jumbo you still working tonight? What time should we come over from Sammy's?
Yes, this afternoon. Anytime after 1630.
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Yes, this afternoon. Anytime after 1630.
Suits the fuck out of me. I can keep from getting involved in 280 traffic for a couple of hours. I am gonna attempt to leave the shop @ 1600 EST but I never get all the Kinda-Care situated on time. I still should be between 1700-1730 CST getting there.
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Suits the fuck out of me. I can keep from getting involved in 280 traffic for a couple of hours. I am gonna attempt to leave the shop @ 1600 EST but I never get all the Kinda-Care situated on time. I still should be between 1700-1730 CST getting there.
You need to be here by 1630 CST.
Make it happen.
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You need to be here by 1630 CST.
Make it happen.
Negative ghost rider. The pattern is full, but I bet I can have my black man servant there by 1630.
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Yo.
I'm outta this bitch. I will meet up with you all around 1730-1800 CST. Howard and Wes, keep your phone on. Ya'll are the only ones I gots in my phone.
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1630= 4:30?
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1630= 4:30?
Sharp like a tack I tell ya.
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I'll be there Randall, I'll also bring ole Wesley in tow.
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I knew I shouldn't have driven in with the wifey today...
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I knew I shouldn't have driven in with the wifey today...
Bring her along.
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1630= 4:30?
Yall don't have Daylight Savings Time?
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Yall don't have Daylight Savings Time?
I'm terrible at saving?
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Errybody still alive and ready to shoot some golfs?
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Report on the first night:
1) We met at On Tap. The following were in attendance: AWK, Chopper, Sani, Wes, Thrilla, Jumbo and the infamous Pale Rider. Many beers were consumed and a good time was had by all. We harassed Harvey Birdman via text.
2) Quick check-in at the hotel (which is apparently ground zero for an NAACP convention) and we were off to Cafe Firenze.
3) We might as well have gotten there at noon for all the activity. Nothing happening so we chalk up our $7 cover charge to a lesson learned and drag ourselves back to the hotel.
Pretty low-key evening, as we're saving ourselves for today's extravaganza. Details to follow...
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Looks like Jumbo is out... Got a text from him EARLY this morning. His back has caught up with him...
So, we need to drink a beer or two extra each for the big guy...and wish him many helpful pain meds along the way.
See you guys around 11ish at the Tap...
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Looks like Jumbo is out... Got a text from him EARLY this morning. His back has caught up with him...
So, we need to drink a beer or two extra each for the big guy...and wish him many helpful pain meds along the way.
See you guys around 11ish at the Tap...
Quick recap, Buzz is fucked up like my check book. Howard has a date with the Indian pleasure tonight at the monkey. Mark has stanky pants, he's a freeballer! Wes has been making those long putts count. Tanner is calm and kicking ass! Jacob's great with the balls, forget cart path only. Thrilla is pretty so pretty. The new cart girl has DD's should be a great back nine.
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Wes and I paid the card girl with DD's to ride past Thrilla, sani and Autr and not stop! Somebodys thirsty!
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Wes and I paid the card girl with DD's to ride past Thrilla, sani and Autr and not stop! Somebodys thirsty!
I need everybody to know that the opposing group are cheaters.
EDIT: This change has been made after assistance from Buzz Killington.
The beers that you are looking at have NOTHING to do with Uncle Sani or The Keeper Of The Pink Dumpster.
Fucking assholes. Thrilla is pretty so pretty.
I am still waiting on my first TigersX fisting.
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I need everybody to know that the opposing group is cheaters.
Just because you pussies can't drink doesn't mean we are cheaters.
By the way,Jumbo is my new hero.
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On another note, I will post pictures when I sober up...
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Just because you pussies can't drink doesn't mean we are cheaters.
By the way,Jumbo is my new hero.
Scott you da man, Your new name should be Frank the Tank.
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I need everybody to know that the opposing group is cheaters.
EDIT: This change has been made after assistance from Buzz Killington.
The beers that you are looking at have NOTHING to do with Uncle Sani or The Keeper Of The Pink Dumpster.
Fucking assholes.I am still waiting on my first TigersX fisting.
I hate to quote myself, but teh guy in that picture has big feet.
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44 beers between the three of us (Chopper, Wes, Buzzzzzz).
= WIN!
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The changing of the tee box on 17 was some funny shit!
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The changing of the tee box on 17 was some funny shit!
To their credit, they birdied the hole...but it was funny... Worked hard to create a bunch of "divots" on the box too...
Fun time...
Off to bed...holy shit...long day...
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I hate to quote myself, but teh guy in that picture has big feet.
And sexy motherfucking legs.
Great times, gentlemen. Kudos to all the participants. Props to Mark for the score-enhancement idea. The empties put us over the top.
Sammy's sucked ass, unfortunately. There we were, cash in hand, and couldn't get a fucking stripper to pay us any attention. Thanks to Thrilla for the lap dance. Who knew a Marine could look so good?
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And sexy motherfucking legs.
Great times, gentlemen. Kudos to all the participants. Props to Mark for the score-enhancement idea. The empties put us over the top.
Sammy's sucked ass, unfortunately. There we were, cash in hand, and couldn't get a fucking stripper to pay us any attention. Thanks to Thrilla for the lap dance. Who knew a Marine could look so good?
And look good she did.
I've been in some pain today.
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You should have tried The Furnace... MUCH better at this point! Sammy's has fallen off...
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You should have tried The Furnace... MUCH better at this point! Sammy's has fallen off...
Apparently I didn't get the memo. Last time I went to the Furnace it blew, and Sammy's rocked my balls off. Then again, that was a year or two ago. Sammy's was definitely hurting last night. I was disappointed.
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Apparently I didn't get the memo. Last time I went to the Furnace it blew, and Sammy's rocked my balls off. Then again, that was a year or two ago. Sammy's was definitely hurting last night. I was disappointed.
The talent on stage can swing a joint one way or the other... Who knows... Tuesday might be better than Thursday one week..the opposite the next... I DO like the Furnace's set-up and atmosphere better...that's for sure...
Speaking of "hurting"...and no balls.... Anyone heard from AWK??? What's up there??
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The talent on stage can swing a joint one way or the other... Who knows... Tuesday might be better than Thursday one week..the opposite the next... I DO like the Furnace's set-up and atmosphere better...that's for sure...
Speaking of "hurting"...and no balls.... Anyone heard from AWK??? What's up there??
His yeast infection got worse?
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And sexy motherfucking legs.
Great times, gentlemen. Kudos to all the participants. Props to Mark for the score-enhancement idea. The empties put us over the top.
Sammy's sucked ass, unfortunately. There we were, cash in hand, and couldn't get a fucking stripper to pay us any attention. Thanks to Thrilla for the lap dance. Who knew a Marine could look so good?
She was a Marine? Daaayum. By the way, thanks for the meal, Wes.
After seeing the "talent" and Samuels, that bachlorette party group was looking much better...
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Here are some post game pics...
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a couple more...
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One more. I'm not sure what Tanner was planning there, but my ass was sore this morning.
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Spocker devestation beeshes...
Jumbo waited all day for your fisting... That should explain the soreness....
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Scott, great to meet you. The bachelorette party was laaaaaaaaaaaame. I gave them at least twenty opportunities to fellate our group and they still declined. Prudes.
Randall...great to finally meet you as well. Hard to believe that you've been my internet frien' for...what? About five years? By my girl's estimation that legitimizes you. She's accepted Howard, for fuck's sake.
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I need to give a public mea culpa.
Tanner was the picture of relaxed fun this year. I unfairly gave him shit about being the golf-nazi at the last outing and was semi-privately praying not to be on his team this year because of the previous experience.
I was wrong, he was great and I apologize. We had a great time and I hope to be able to play golf on his team again next time.
Tanner, you have my apologies.
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I need to give a public mea culpa.
Tanner was the picture of relaxed fun this year. I unfairly gave him shit about being the golf-nazi at the last outing and was semi-privately praying not to be on his team this year because of the previous experience.
I was wrong, he was great and I apologize. We had a great time and I hope to be able to play golf on his team again next time.
Tanner, you have my apologies.
All things said were fair and deserved after last year. All is good in the hood...
Good times!!!!! ...and you can PUTT!!!!!!!! Damn!
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You guys are the hottest bunch of degenerates on teh intrawebs...
Glad you had fun - that was an IMPRESSIVE collection of empties.
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I need to give a public mea culpa.
Tanner was the picture of relaxed fun this year. I unfairly gave him shit about being the golf-nazi at the last outing and was semi-privately praying not to be on his team this year because of the previous experience.
I was wrong, he was great and I apologize. We had a great time and I hope to be able to play golf on his team again next time.
Tanner, you have my apologies.
I agree, Tanner is a new man. I can't believe he helped me move the tee box.
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Considering we were the first group off that afternoon, and the fact that nobody moved them back....I'm pretty sure we were the ONLY group that day to play the correct tee....
Sweet. Fuck'em if they can't take joke.
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I need to give a public mea culpa.
Tanner was the picture of relaxed fun this year. I unfairly gave him shit about being the golf-nazi at the last outing and was semi-privately praying not to be on his team this year because of the previous experience.
I was wrong, he was great and I apologize. We had a great time and I hope to be able to play golf on his team again next time.
Tanner, you have my apologies.
He had to be relaxed, because he had a drunk in the cart with him. I realized after my drive on the first tee that our best chance to win was for me to start drinking heavily.
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Scott, great to meet you. The bachelorette party was laaaaaaaaaaaame. I gave them at least twenty opportunities to fellate our group and they still declined. Prudes.
Randall...great to finally meet you as well. Hard to believe that you've been my internet frien' for...what? About five years? By my girl's estimation that legitimizes you. She's accepted Howard, for fuck's sake.
Hell, the pianist even started playing Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw when he saw you walking over...and still, nothing.
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He had to be relaxed, because he had a drunk in the cart with him. I realized after my drive on the first tee that our best chance to win was for me to start drinking heavily.
There something to be said for someone who knows how to play to their strengths.
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a couple more...
Is it just me, or do these pics make everyone think "Howard and the six dwarves"? Is that some trick photography or something?
Ok, I went back and looked at the first pic on the previous page, and everyone looks more normal size. For some reason Howard looks freakishly tall in the 2nd and 3rd pic.
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Is it just me, or do these pics make everyone think "Howard and the six dwarves"? Is that some trick photography or something?
Standing on an incline. Howard is actually only 5'6" tall. Photography is amazing.
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Is it just me, or do these pics make everyone think "Howard and the six dwarves"? Is that some trick photography or something?
Based on the way they were all flitting around coupled with the size difference I would say they are definitely fairies.
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Gotta say that riding with Howard all day was a blast!! Thill, sorry I let you down on the beer drinking part. I still think they removed some of our cans while we were putting on #17.
Let me just say that my group were some golfing mother fuckers. 10 under par 60 on a 3 man scramble, pretty impressive.
we need to have a few more groups next year as I think a great time was had be all. Might not be a bad idea to bring a couple of designated drivers next year.
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I must send out a pubic apology for bitching out Saturday. My foot is still fucked up, dammit. Sorry guys.
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I must send out a pubic apology for bitching out Saturday. My foot is still fucked up, dammit. Sorry guys.
Your penance is to share the story with the class.
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To those I met this weekend for the first time, it was a pleasure to get to know the minds behind the madness I see everday on this board. To those I met for the second time or more, well...you've verified your ability to consume alcohol and proved that the first time around was not an aberration.
I know this because I am still hungover at my desk as I type this.
Mark, no apologies needed for the beer drinking part-I still maintain that the opposing group cheated their way to the top. They had to have swiped some cans from us. You did your part by being one of the better golfers I have ever played a round with (FYI...the 10 under was mostly due to his swing, not mine nor Howard's)
We'll have to do it again next year. If we can get up to three groups at least...then I will start drinking water today to prepare.
Your penance is to share the story with the class.
Still waiting on the excuse...
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To those I met this weekend for the first time, it was a pleasure to get to know the minds behind the madness I see everday on this board. To those I met for the second time or more, well...you've verified your ability to consume alcohol and proved that the first time around was not an aberration.
I know this because I am still hungover at my desk as I type this.
Mark, no apologies needed for the beer drinking part-I still maintain that the opposing group cheated their way to the top. They had to have swiped some cans from us. You did your part by being one of the better golfers I have ever played a round with (FYI...the 10 under was mostly due to his swing, not mine nor Howard's)
We'll have to do it again next year. If we can get up to three groups at least...then I will start drinking water today to prepare.
Still waiting on the excuse...
No...like I said, I decided early on to play to my "strength". Also, Tanner is a mad man. He matched me drink for drink, and still managed to shoot 4 under ALL by himself. Well, I think Wes made a few shots here and there. Tan the man still drove the cart too...mostly on the path, anyway.
It was a pleasure meeting all of you also. I hope the ride back to your car wasn't too scary though, Thrilla. I think I sobered up on the way back out to eat.
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I hope Thrilla never goes to jail, he would be a busy man.
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I hope the ride back to your car wasn't too scary though, Thrilla. I think I sobered up on the way back out to eat.
Short of a few illegal lane changes and hit pedestrians, I would've never known.
I hope Thrilla never goes to jail, he would be a busy man.
I must rely on your fists of fury to prepare me if the day should ever come.
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are the beer cans still around? that is some heavy cash back in oregon. .05 cent can return.
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a couple more...
Allright I know most of the degenerates in the picture, I am assuming the queer in the green shirt is Thrilla. Which douchebag has the orange shirt on. (Not the short douchebag with the bald head...the other one).
P.s. AUtailgate...lay off the ho-ho's jeesssuuusss son!
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Allright I know most of the degenerates in the picture, I am assuming the queer in the green shirt is Thrilla. Which douchebag has the orange shirt on. (Not the short douchebag with the bald head...the other one).
P.s. AUtailgate...lay off the ho-ho's jeesssuuusss son!
Hey! Just because I love to toss a salad doesn't make me queer.
That other douchebag would be Jacob, who has been known to frequent internet message boards as the mysterious Yacobaufan.
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bald=douchbag
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Allright I know most of the degenerates in the picture, I am assuming the queer in the green shirt is Thrilla. Which douchebag has the orange shirt on. (Not the short douchebag with the bald head...the other one).
P.s. AUtailgate...lay off the ho-ho's jeesssuuusss son!
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Been there done that.
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Been there done that.
Mc Quotemaster!
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I'm thanking the Good Lord that that shirt was a XXL.
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I'm thanking the Good Lord that that shirt was a XXL.
a lot of spooge?
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I'm thanking the Good Lord that that shirt was a XXL.
I got the eclipse instead of the moon.
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Guess whose woobie was found?
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Screw you bitches. Thrilla I found your woobie.
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Screw you bitches. Thrilla I found your woobie.
He must feel :bowl: over.
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Screw you bitches. Thrilla I found your woobie.
I think everybody was busy searching.
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Screw you bitches. Thrilla I found your woobie.
Are you treating it right? I miss its feel on my lips.
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Are you treating it right? I miss its feel on my lips.
You motorboatin' sun of a bitch.
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Are you treating it right? I miss its feel on my lips.
I ran it around the starfish so it will be good as new when it touches your lips next.
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I ran it around the starfish so it will be good as new when it touches your lips next.
That should take him to his happy place.
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It's time to drag the clubs out. :bowl:
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This was a fun read. Good times had by all.
Let's start plannin.
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Uh oh...somebody's been practicing this year.
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Team Golf Nazi is going to fuck some shit up. Just sayin'.......
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Uh oh...somebody's been practicing this year.
I've been drinking for a year straight.