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Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #180 on: August 01, 2009, 04:33:02 AM »
I'm my case drinking+pain pills=fun
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #181 on: August 01, 2009, 04:36:04 AM »
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #182 on: August 01, 2009, 11:46:50 AM »
Meet up at On Tap Lakeview at around 11-1130 for a primer beer then head over?   Thoughts??

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The point is to have fun.

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Alcohol poisoning?

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Just for the record, you hit into me, I hit it back.  Find those fuckers from last year and ask.  When the entertainment from that wains I will also proceed to hit said ball toward any other object that strikes my fancy.

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Negative.  You are in the first, fast-moving group.

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Well I am hoping for a 6:30 am slut.

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Planning to arrive in Birmingham around 5:30 PM (central time) Friday night.  I have the phone numbers of a select few that I will blow up once I arrive.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #183 on: August 03, 2009, 07:26:17 AM »
Planning to arrive in Birmingham around 5:30 PM (central time) Friday night.  I have the phone numbers of a select few that I will blow up once I arrive.

You staying with the oompa loompa?

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #184 on: August 03, 2009, 09:23:10 AM »
Okay bishes.  I could not ever get any direction from you local fuckers so Wes and I are setting up camp Friday afternoon at the Wingate Inn on 280.  Figure it is relatively close to On Tap and Cafe Firrenze. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #185 on: August 03, 2009, 05:38:03 PM »
You staying with the oompa loompa?


Affirmative.  And the one he's impregnated.

Okay bishes.  I could not ever get any direction from you local fuckers so Wes and I are setting up camp Friday afternoon at the Wingate Inn on 280.  Figure it is relatively close to On Tap and Cafe Firrenze. 

What time will you be arriving on Friday?
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #186 on: August 03, 2009, 05:42:42 PM »
I really wish I could make the pre-party, but the one I donated my sperm to has okayed little man to have 2 friends over for a "back-to-school" sleepover just before school starts back.  Of course, you could all come by here and tell the kiddos a story or three... :blink:
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #187 on: August 03, 2009, 06:39:31 PM »
Okay bishes.  I could not ever get any direction from you local fuckers so Wes and I are setting up camp Friday afternoon at the Wingate Inn on 280.  Figure it is relatively close to On Tap and Cafe Firrenze. 
Good, so, Cafe Firenze on Friday night? Whoooooooooooooores
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #188 on: August 03, 2009, 11:33:33 PM »
I just found out I have to run Karaoke at the Upper Deck Friday night, and I might have to work Saturday night      at the deck. I'm still down for the golf.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #189 on: August 04, 2009, 07:34:01 AM »
What time will you be arriving on Friday?

Approximately 1200 Zulu time. 


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I just found out I have to run Karaoke at the Upper Deck Friday night, and I might have to work Saturday night      at the deck. I'm still down for the golf.

We can always have Chad break off some more Kris Kross.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #190 on: August 04, 2009, 02:25:27 PM »
I have commitments on Friday night, I will be at On Tap around 11:00am on Saturday
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #191 on: August 04, 2009, 02:27:13 PM »
I have commitments on Friday night, I will be at On Tap around 11:00am on Saturday

Hit it once for me.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #192 on: August 05, 2009, 02:16:38 PM »
I have commitments on Friday night, I will be at On Tap around 11:00am on Saturday

I'm gonna do my best to be there around 11:30 or so.  I really need to get my drank on ASAP.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #193 on: August 05, 2009, 04:00:19 PM »
Apologies to the recipients of the aggressive mass text.

I've had too much coffee and I'm ready to get this fucking thing started.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #194 on: August 05, 2009, 04:11:59 PM »
Apologies to the recipients of the aggressive mass text.

I've had too much coffee and I'm ready to get this fucking thing started.

Easy Pink.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #195 on: August 05, 2009, 04:32:48 PM »
Leave it to my wife's family to fuck up anything. 

My wife's uncle passed away last night, and I will have to attend the funeral on Saturday.  I will be heading back to B'ham Saturday afternoon in time for the post-golf festivities, but I will not be able to grace you with my beautiful swing and average round of 120.

Now I will bend over and prepare for the paddling and/or Jumbo's fist.



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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #196 on: August 05, 2009, 04:37:45 PM »
Leave it to my wife's family to fuck up anything. 

My wife's uncle passed away last night, and I will have to attend the funeral on Saturday.  I will be heading back to B'ham Saturday afternoon in time for the post-golf festivities, but I will not be able to grace you with my beautiful swing and average round of 120.

Now I will bend over and prepare for the paddling and/or Jumbo's fist.





As long as you make it in time for post-golf drinking, I think we'll go easy on you.  Pussy.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #197 on: August 05, 2009, 04:39:30 PM »
As long as you make it in time for post-golf drinking, I think we'll go easy on you.  Pussy.

She was going to try to make a weekend of it, but I was having none of that.  I told her I'd go with her to the funeral, but we'd be packed up and ready to leave right after the preacher says Amen. 

I'm so sensitive.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #198 on: August 05, 2009, 04:40:22 PM »
She was going to try to make a weekend of it, but I was having none of that.  I told her I'd go with her to the funeral, but we'd be packed up and ready to leave right after the preacher says Amen. 

I'm so sensitive.

The uncle is dead, he doesn't give a fuck if you stick around.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #199 on: August 05, 2009, 04:46:00 PM »
Leave it to my wife's family to fuck up anything. 

My wife's uncle passed away last night, and I will have to attend the funeral on Saturday.  I will be heading back to B'ham Saturday afternoon in time for the post-golf festivities, but I will not be able to grace you with my beautiful swing and average round of 120.

Now I will bend over and prepare for the paddling and/or Jumbo's fist.
Remind me why we got married again?  Was it for tax purposes?  Procreation? Because we're masochistic?

I need to make sure I have some addresses right.  One of ya'll verify.


On Tap
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Birmingham, AL

Highland Golf Course
3300 Highland Ave S
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