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Haley Center Basement / Yep, It's Gonna' Be A Nightmare!
« Last post by Snaggletiger on Today at 03:15:47 PM »
Late last year, I get notification that my mortgage through Wells Fargo, has been sold to Mr. Cooper.  Who the F is Mr. Cooper?  Gotta’ be a joke, but the interwebz tell me it’s legit.  I start making my payments to Mrs. Cooper’s boy, but about 2 weeks ago, I get a call from my homeowners insurance company saying they haven’t received the premium. 

I try to reach Mr. Cooper, but to no avail.  Last Wednesday, I had to go into my local Alfa Insurance office and stroke a check for $4,823.00, as my surance’ gone collapse at midnight.  As I got up to leave, I told the secretary, “You know getting my money back is going to be a nightmare, right?”  Sometimes, “Bless your heart” is not what you want to hear.

So, as soon as I arrived back at the office, I start the process of trying to talk to someone at Mr. Cooper to beg and plead for this to be a simple matter of verifying Alfa did not receive payment, and reimbursing my $$$.  I have found 3 different phone numbers, and let me go ahead and state the obvious.  You will NOT talk to a human being.  The Jen Psaki automated thingy takes you in circle after circle.  “I can understand short sentences.  Tell me what you want.”  Talk to an agent.  “Okay, you want to talk to an agent. Let’s narrow down the reason.  Say mortgage payment….Insurance…”  INSURANCE.  “Okay, your homeowners insurance payment was made on April 21, 2024.  The next payment due will be on April 21, 2025. Press 1 if you need to hear the main menu again.” FUCK!!!  That’s happened about 10 times.

I have gone on their chat twice a day, explaining the problem, and demanding a call.  I have emailed and texted daily.  Then, about an hour ago, my phone rings, and it shows, Mr. Cooper.  I answer and it’s a real live person….trying to sell me something.  I explain my situation and she actually transfers me to another real person who is able to pull it up immediately.  Holy schnikies, there is hope.  Yes sir, I see where our check to Alfa Insurance cleared yesterday on the 21st.  Deep breaths….Ooommmm.  Okay, at least their office is a couple of miles from here, and they have humans there too.  I call, and they confirm the payment from Mr. Cooper.  Alright, how do I get reimbursed?  Mr. Hamner, I’ll have to call the Home Office to see if they will reimburse you direct, or send it back to Mr. Cooper and you will have to get it from them.  I’ll give you a call as soon as I find out. 

It's gonna’ be a nightmare, isn’t it?   
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Last post by WiregrassTiger on Today at 11:34:27 AM »
Re-electing Biden is like the Titanic backing up and hitting the iceberg again.
He was installed, not elected. But I get what you’re saying.

Anyone ridin’ with Biden has deeply seated issues. And it doesn’t make a fuck who is running against him.
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The SGA / Re: What would it take?
« Last post by WiregrassTiger on Today at 11:23:14 AM »
My lord. What happened to you? 

I refuse to believe you are a sheep of this magnitude.  You’ve become a blithering idiot.
Token has been investigating this. It turns out that Wes is actually Prowler.

It’s a Finkle is Einhorn type of situation.
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The SGA / Re: What would it take?
« Last post by Kaos on Today at 09:59:36 AM »
He's explicitly promising to flout the constitution.

My lord. What happened to you? 

I refuse to believe you are a sheep of this magnitude.  You’ve become a blithering idiot. 
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The SGA / Re: What would it take?
« Last post by wesfau2 on Today at 09:22:36 AM »


We support the constitution. And there’s only one candidate trying to follow that right now.


He's explicitly promising to flout the constitution.
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Haley Center Basement / Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Last post by CCTAU on Today at 12:46:43 AM »
Re-electing Biden is like the Titanic backing up and hitting the iceberg again.
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The SGA / Re: What would it take?
« Last post by CCTAU on May 21, 2024, 10:57:57 PM »
Weird.  Use of explicit Nazi language and a confirmed defiance of Constitutional constraints doesn't bother you?

I'm sorry to say that you guys have lost the plot.  This is Anti-American shit.

Meh. We’re just not scared shrieking little bitches every time a word we don’t like shows up.

We support the constitution. And there’s only one candidate trying to follow that right now.

If you are with the left, you are my enemy and the enemy of the constitution.
 
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Did The Seat Just Go To Full Scorch?
« Last post by WiregrassTiger on May 21, 2024, 09:33:57 PM »
Is this from Fox News?
This is pertinent. Thank you for asking.
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War Damn Eagle / Re: Did The Seat Just Go To Full Scorch?
« Last post by WiregrassTiger on May 21, 2024, 09:30:29 PM »
I love you, buddy.
How many times have you gifted Snaggle up the poop chute?
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Broun Hall / Re: Diddy Gonna' Diddy/Cam'ron Gettin' Cheeks
« Last post by War Damn Six on May 21, 2024, 07:39:11 PM »
I am always surprised when I hear a song, like it and then see Diddy had something to do with it. 

As far as the Cam’ron interview, that was gold, Jerry, gold!

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