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Pat Dye Field => Plainsman Park => Topic started by: War Eagle!!! on February 21, 2008, 03:44:17 PM
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Is anyone here a pro baseball fan? I want to start a league that is not too serious, but has participation. I have only played Fantasy baseball once and I got in a league with people that were WAY too serious and also some that were like 16 years old...it ended up not being the best league.
If there is enough people that are interested, I will start a league, if not; that's cool too.
Hugh, I know you are a baseball fan and I talked to Jarhead over at AUN about joining too. I think it would be fun if we got a couple of people in that liked to have fun, were active, and knew a little about the game but didn't take it so seriously.
Let me know if anyone is interested!
P.S. And the fuckers out there that says baseball sucks and baseball is boring...that's fine...don't fucking respond!!! :thumbsup:
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I have never played fantasy baseball, but I did play fantasy football for the first time this past year, and it was pretty fun. I would be interested in joining a league, as long as I'm not the FNG and get screwed over.
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Baseball sucks. Baseball is boring.
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I, like ssgaufan, played my first fantasy game in pro football last fall. I enjoyed it.
As a supporter of our great American pasttime and 2008 World Champion Atlanta Braves, I am interested in trying out some fantasy baseball as well. I do know through others who have played fantasy baseball that it is much more involved with the number of games, however. I may not quite be on top of it like I was football, but am willing to give it a shot. Unless there's money involved, of course-then I'll be all over that muthafucka.
Baseball sucks. Baseball is boring.
This is one of the few genes your father neglected to pass on to you. I can always count on him being in the recliner when the Braves are on.
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This is one of the few genes your father neglected to pass on to you. I can always count on him being in the recliner when the Braves are on.
I enjoy a good baseball game in person, but I can't stand watching it on TV.
Besides, I only posted that in response to this:
P.S. And the fuckers out there that says baseball sucks and baseball is boring...that's fine...don't fucking respond!!! :thumbsup:
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I'm in for sure. I prefer a live draft if we could work out a time that everybody is available.
Yahoo does a good free league.
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I've never played fantasy baseball before, but count me in. Do I need some new cleats, or a new bat?
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I've never played fantasy baseball before, but count me in. Do I need some new cleats, or a new bat?
Nah, new batting gloves is all. The league will supply the cleats and bat!
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count me in.
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I'm in where is the beer?
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Alright Bitches...it's set up.
http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/tigersx (http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/tigersx)
The League ID is 144260
League Name Tigersx
Password Tigersx
I set it up as head to head as of right now. I think that will keep everyones attention. It is also set up for a live draft but you can rank your players if you can't make the draft. Also, I can change any of the settings so if you want something changed or think it will be better a different way, let me know.
Also, Winch, I know you are a baseball fan of the suck asstros so if you feel froggy...jump!
I can't wait to start kicking yalls bitches ass!!!!
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Also, Winch, I know you are a baseball fan of the suck asstros so if you feel froggy...jump!
Yeah, I'm a fan, but I have NO CLUE how to do this. Are there instructions on the site? Is it self-explanatory? Could one of you put aside the smart ass sarcasm for a brief moment and clue me in on how to draft and how it all works?
If so, count me and my Disastros in. Glad to see you are including Jarhead as well. He can be our token Cards fan.
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Yeah, I'm a fan, but I have NO CLUE how to do this. Are there instructions on the site? Is it self-explanatory? Could one of you put aside the smart ass sarcasm for a brief moment and clue me in on how to draft and how it all works?
If so, count me and my Disastros in. Glad to see you are including Jarhead as well. He can be our token Cards fan.
It is really easy. You have a team roster, and you start the players each day you want to start. You have to start 1 1B, 2B, SS, 3B Outfielders and so forth. YOu can also start 2 starting pitchers and 2 relievers on any given day. You get points based on how your players do and you go head to head for a week against someone else from the league.
The draft is pretty self explanatory. You can draft who ever you want, whenever you want, as long as he is not on another team. You can take all pitchers first or hitters or whatever, but you need have a starter in each of the starting positions to maximize points.
You can see the league settings as to which stats count for points...it's pretty easy really!
I hope you can play...it should be fun if we have some people sign up!
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Alright Bitches...it's set up.
http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/tigersx (http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/tigersx)
The League ID is 144260
League Name Tigersx
Password Tigersx
I set it up as head to head as of right now. I think that will keep everyones attention. It is also set up for a live draft but you can rank your players if you can't make the draft. Also, I can change any of the settings so if you want something changed or think it will be better a different way, let me know.
Also, Winch, I know you are a baseball fan of the suck asstros so if you feel froggy...jump!
I can't wait to start kicking yalls bitches ass!!!!
Damn firewalls...I will have to do everything from home as teh internets bouncers here no like teh Yahoos.
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I'm signed up. the damn team name is limited to 20 characters so i had to misspell lollygaggers
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I'm signed up. the damn team name is limited to 20 characters so i had to misspell lollygaggers
No it just rejected the gay ass name "lollygaggers"...
Yahoo is not all about the :fag:
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No it just rejected the gay ass name "lollygaggers"...
Yahoo is not all about the :fag:
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
So does Crash...
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I'm in. Suck it loosers...
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The Widowmakers are ready to dominate the bottom of the league!
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The only fantasy that I want to be a part of involves Angie Harmon. Not only smoking hot, but a republican as well.
I would post a picture but i don't know how
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The only fantasy that I want to be a part of involves Angie Harmon. Not only smoking hot, but a republican as well.
I would post a picture but i don't know how
Click the Additional Options at the bottom left of the page, click browse, click the picture you want to post, it will appear in the attach box, click post and your done!
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You guys can have Lohan, Angie is one hot number. Thank You for posting the pics!!!!!
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OK I'll give it a go.
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How about one more. I feel like a kid with a new toy. I can post pics now!!!!!!
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I signed up. But I don't have time to fart around with it every day so I expect to be that team that the other teams beat up on to improve their statistics. I'm the Marlins.
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Alright you bunch of dog fisting misfits, I'm in. Lookout for the Death Dealers.
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Alright you bunch of dog fisting misfits, I'm in. Lookout for the Death Dealers.
a good third place team...
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a good third place team...
Why you gotta bring that shit back up?
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I'm in. Be skeered when you play 2 Balls 1 Bat. It could get messy.
Are we doing the live draft or auto-draft?
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I'm in. Be skeered when you play 2 Balls 1 Bat. It could get messy.
Are we doing the live draft or auto-draft?
live draft.
date: march 18
time: 9:00 p.m. eastern
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live draft.
date: march 18
time: 9:00 p.m. eastern
I'll be in good shape, as long as I can get the first 15 picks!
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One more player in the fantasy league would fill up the league. Anyone know of anyone interested?
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One more player in the fantasy league would fill up the league. Anyone know of anyone interested?
OK - I joined
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OK - I joined
awesome...we got a full league!!!
For those that haven't done the lave draft thing with yahoo before, it is pretty fun. Schedule some time to sit in front of the computer, drink beer, and chat away; making fun of all the dumbasses stupid picks!!!
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awesome...we got a full league!!!
For those that haven't done the lave draft thing with yahoo before, it is pretty fun. Schedule some time to sit in front of the computer, drink beer, and chat away; making fun of all the dumbasses stupid picks!!!
let me guess, you're going for an all cubs fantasy team.
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let me guess, you're going for an all cubs fantasy team.
No, I hate when people do that shit...But I do have a few people that I would love to get!
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I can change a couple of different things like roster types, draft time, and stat categories. Go look at the settings within the league and let me know if you guys want to change anything. If you do, post it here and we can decide what to do.
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I can change a couple of different things like roster types, draft time, and stat categories. Go look at the settings within the league and let me know if you guys want to change anything. If you do, post it here and we can decide what to do.
I'll just get whatever players are freaking left. I suck at fantasy baseball. My team will be teh sucks.
Oh, and TitanTiger is a big dripping pussy. He's a ball-less poon.
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Guys, I am so sorry - really - but I am going to have to drop out. I am in the middle of a huge project at work, and I am putting in some major hours here, then dealing with two kids at home. I haven't even completely gotten through my rankings yet, because I just don't have time. I know I won't have time to follow this like I would want to. I hate this - I really was looking forward - but I just can't do it.
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I might be able to fill in for her, but I don't know shit about MLB? Is it similar to fantasy football?
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I might be able to fill in for her, but I don't know shit about MLB? Is it similar to fantasy football?
Yes. It is like Fantasy Football. The better your players do, the better your team does. It doesn't really take a whole lot to do well. It is about like aything you do, if you want to put a lot of time in, you will probably really enjoy it, if not, then it will just be something to waste more time...it's all relative really. i don't expect this to be a really highly competitive league....just a bunch of shit talking and a good time!!! That's what I am hoping for anyway....
Jenny, sorry you can't do it but I understand...good luck at work!!! Also, I am going to find my way down to Houston when the Cubs are in town. I will let you know when I am there and we have to grab a beer and catch a game if you are there...
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I can change a couple of different things like roster types, draft time, and stat categories. Go look at the settings within the league and let me know if you guys want to change anything. If you do, post it here and we can decide what to do.
everything looks teh uber. hopefully, i can get home in time for the draft. i'm not requesting a time change as being the only one on the left coast.
jenny, i don't know if you are aware but you can delete your team making room for ranger12.
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everything looks teh uber. hopefully, i can get home in time for the draft. i'm not requesting a time change as being the only one on the left coast.
jenny, i don't know if you are aware but you can delete your team making room for ranger12.
I wanted to inform everyone that Chinook will no longer allowed to pay fantasy baseball based on his last comment and his man crush of Ranger 12...
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Guys, I am so sorry - really - but I am going to have to drop out. I am in the middle of a huge project at work, and I am putting in some major hours here, then dealing with two kids at home. I haven't even completely gotten through my rankings yet, because I just don't have time. I know I won't have time to follow this like I would want to. I hate this - I really was looking forward - but I just can't do it.
Hey jen...not trying to be a dick. But could you go ahead and drop out so that we can fill up the league. I want to have 12 teams so there is no bye week for a team. Thanks!!!
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Hey jen...not trying to be a dick. But could you go ahead and drop out so that we can fill up the league. I want to have 12 teams so there is no bye week for a team. Thanks!!!
Well you don't have to be such a dick about it.
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Hey jen...not trying to be a dick. But could you go ahead and drop out so that we can fill up the league. I want to have 12 teams so there is no bye week for a team. Thanks!!!
Nevermind, I forgot I had the all empowering commish button...you are out. AWK...welcome if you like. If not, we need someone else.
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Hey jen...not trying to be a dick. But could you go ahead and drop out so that we can fill up the league. I want to have 12 teams so there is no bye week for a team. Thanks!!!
No offense taken - I didn't know I could do that - and I guess I just figured you would be able to do it, Mr. Selig... :)
Please do call me when you plan on coming to the Astros - Cubbies game - we will have to get together for sure. I am truly disappointed that my life is so fucked up right now - I have only been at work one day so far this week, as BOTH kids are sick - Carl and I are taking turns and tomorrow is my day to hit the office, so I find myself working late at night from home trying to stay afloat.
Spencer threw up on me so bad Sunday that I had vomit INSIDE my ear... talk about a great week...
Thanks for understanding you guys - I will try like crazy to play next year.
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Well you don't have to be such a dick about it.
Man crush
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does anyone want to give kaos his first loss?
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We need one more team. I guess we can open it up to outside of here just to get another player. If anyone knows someone that will want to play, give them the info so we can have 12 teams.
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still pimping for 1 one more team. anyone?
teh yahoos don't like odd # teams for the draft.
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Fuck it, I'll join. I'm warning you though, I am going to give Kaos a run for his money as the shittiest team.
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Fuck it, I'll join. I'm warning you though, I am going to give Kaos a run for his money as the shittiest team.
well then it will be a battle between the loosers for week 1.
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Fuck it, I'll join. I'm warning you though, I am going to give Kaos a run for his money as the shittiest team.
thats what I'm talkin' about.
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Sweet!!! We ave a full league again. I don't think anyone here is a huge fantasy baseball nut so I don't think anyone will be too bad off. I am a pretty big baseball fan but I am a national league guy so I don't follow the AL that closely. It should be fun.
Remember, the draft is tonight at 8:00 tonight! I will be there with beers in hand...who all is going to be on there live tonight???
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Sweet!!! We ave a full league again. I don't think anyone here is a huge fantasy baseball nut so I don't think anyone will be too bad off. I am a pretty big baseball fan but I am a national league guy so I don't follow the AL that closely. It should be fun.
Remember, the draft is tonight at 8:00 tonight! I will be there with beers in hand...who all is going to be on there live tonight???
i will cut it close but should be there.
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Sweet!!! We ave a full league again. I don't think anyone here is a huge fantasy baseball nut so I don't think anyone will be too bad off. I am a pretty big baseball fan but I am a national league guy so I don't follow the AL that closely. It should be fun.
Remember, the draft is tonight at 8:00 tonight! I will be there with beers in hand...who all is going to be on there live tonight???
It's 50/50 for me right now. Today is my anniversary, so I may be out of pocket. Though I'm sure the old lady won't mind if I tell her we need to hurry dinner up b/c I have a fantasy baseball draft.
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It's 50/50 for me right now. Today is my anniversary, so I may be out of pocket. Though I'm sure the old lady won't mind if I tell her we need to hurry dinner up b/c I have a fantasy baseball draft.
Priorities man....priorities...
so what time will you be on then?
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I'll try to be on by 7:50 or so.
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Ill be There!!
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Ill be There!!
Bitch please...your broke cheap ass doesn't have a computer at home...
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See ya'll hoes at eight fiddy eastern time.
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I'll be there.
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I'll be there.
Man, that shit was intense. But I'm still going to murder all you hoes.
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Just a reminder that the fantasy season started today with Boston/Oakland playing some games in Japan.
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At the risk of jinxing myself, I started off pretty good today with my BoSox players.
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At the risk of jinxing myself, I started off pretty good today with my BoSox players.
Nice 7 point start there, Muffdivers. We are both riding the Boston wave, and will do so for the rest of the season. 2 Balls 1 Bat are out early as well with a 4-1 lead over the Widowmakers.
My question is: do all your players on your roster count for points? I Noticed that there are players on the bench "bn" and I'm assuming that they don't count.
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Nice 7 point start there, Muffdivers. We are both riding the Boston wave, and will do so for the rest of the season. 2 Balls 1 Bat are out early as well with a 4-1 lead over the Widowmakers.
My question is: do all your players on your roster count for points? I Noticed that there are players on the bench "bn" and I'm assuming that they don't count.
Did you get my trade request?
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Did you get my trade request?
But of course. Check my response.
Hustler.
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But of course. Check my response.
Hustler.
I don't know where to go to check your response.
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Ah, it came in an email. I can't believe you passed up on that offer. I'm trying to help you out here and you won't let me.
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Ah, it came in an email. I can't believe you passed up on that offer. I'm trying to help you out here and you won't let me.
You are a lying, manipulating, no-good for nothing cheating piece of shit.
And that's why I'm proud to call you my friend.
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You are a lying, manipulating, no-good for nothing cheating piece of shit.
And those are my best attributes.
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I should check my team!
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I'm still not sure how the fuck this works, but I do have an early 3-1 lead.
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I'm still not sure how the fuck this works, but I do have an early 3-1 lead.
What team are you?
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The Death Dealers.
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I'm still not sure how the fuck this works, but I do have an early 3-1 lead.
bench your players and let the computer do the work. :thumbsup:
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bench your players and let the computer do the work. :thumbsup:
Thanks for the advice. :vn:
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I'm in. Be skeered when you play 2 Balls 1 Bat. It could get messy.
Are we doing the live draft or auto-draft?
I can't believe you didn't go for such a sweet deal...two pitchers for that no talent Papelbon.
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I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, but somehow I'm whipping Kaos' ass right now.
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I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, but somehow I'm whipping Kaos' ass right now.
You'd just better pray you don't face No Pepper Please any time soon...
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You'd just better pray you don't face No Pepper Please any time soon...
Whatever bitch. The Muffdivers bow down to no man!
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Whatever bitch. The Muffdivers bow down to no man!
No pepper should have a really good shot then!
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The Muffdivers bow down to no man!
It's in their name - if they did bow down to a man, then they would be called The Chodeguzzlers instead
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What is an average final score between a matchup?
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No pepper should have a really good shot then!
She will still kick the War Cubbies!!! asses all over the field.
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What is an average final score between a matchup?
for our league there are 10 stats (5 batting & 5 pitching) being tracked.
batting: runs, homers, rbis, steals and average
pitching: wins, saves, strikes, era and whip (walks and hits per inning pitched)
for every stat a team leads, that team gets 1 point. if both teams are tied in a stat no points are awarded.
if you lead at the end of our matchup in runs, homers, average, wins, strikes and era you get 6 points.
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if i lead in rbis, steals, saves and whip i get 4 points.
for the week you beat me and will be awarded a win for the win column.
at the end of the week if you and i are tied (5 stats you lead and 5 stats i lead) then our record will reflect a tie. that is why there is win, loss and tie column on the teams front page.
if i wrote this and you knew it all along then go :fu: yourself.
disclaimer:: don't worry ogre, the whip column doesn't represent how often jumbo :s&m: you per week.
i know that didn't directly answer your question. most leagues i have played it has been 6 to 4.
i rock at teh yahoos fantasy baseball.
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for our league there are 10 stats (5 batting & 5 pitching) being tracked.
batting: runs, homers, rbis, steals and average
pitching: wins, saves, strikes, era and whip (walks and hits per inning pitched)
for every stat a team leads, that team gets 1 point. if both teams are tied in a stat no points are awarded.
if you lead at the end of our matchup in runs, homers, average, wins, strikes and era you get 6 points.
then
if i lead in rbis, steals, saves and whip i get 4 points.
for the week you beat me and will be awarded a win for the win column.
at the end of the week if you and i are tied (5 stats you lead and 5 stats i lead) then our record will reflect a tie. that is why there is win, loss and tie column on the teams front page.
if i wrote this and you knew it all along then go :fu: yourself.
disclaimer:: don't worry ogre, the whip column doesn't represent how often jumbo :s&m: you per week.
i know that didn't directly answer your question. most leagues i have played it has been 6 to 4.
i rock at teh yahoos fantasy baseball.
I just learned everything I needed to know about fantasy baseball.
I'm glad that the whip doesn't reflect how often jumbo :s&m: me per week. If that was the case, I'd be undefeated.
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Also, each "game" between players lasts one week. Monday-Sunday. I believe this first "game" is two weeks long because of the weird regular season games played in Japan this week.
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for our league there are 10 stats (5 batting & 5 pitching) being tracked.
batting: runs, homers, rbis, steals and average
pitching: wins, saves, strikes, era and whip (walks and hits per inning pitched)
for every stat a team leads, that team gets 1 point. if both teams are tied in a stat no points are awarded.
if you lead at the end of our matchup in runs, homers, average, wins, strikes and era you get 6 points.
then
if i lead in rbis, steals, saves and whip i get 4 points.
for the week you beat me and will be awarded a win for the win column.
at the end of the week if you and i are tied (5 stats you lead and 5 stats i lead) then our record will reflect a tie. that is why there is win, loss and tie column on the teams front page.
if i wrote this and you knew it all along then go :fu: yourself.
disclaimer:: don't worry ogre, the whip column doesn't represent how often jumbo :s&m: you per week.
i know that didn't directly answer your question. most leagues i have played it has been 6 to 4.
i rock at teh yahoos fantasy baseball.
Thanks nookie. :thumbsup:
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One correction to chinooks post.
I'm pretty sure your record isn't just whether you won the game or not...but what the score was. Say at the end of the first match-up I am leading 7-3...my record would show 7-3. So it not only matters whether you win or not, but how much you win/lose by.
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I need to see who is on my team.
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One correction to chinooks post.
I'm pretty sure your record isn't just whether you won the game or not...but what the score was. Say at the end of the first match-up I am leading 7-3...my record would show 7-3. So it not only matters whether you win or not, but how much you win/lose by.
correctamundo.
i thought that after i wrote the shit.
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I can't believe you didn't go for such a sweet deal...two pitchers for that no talent Papelbon.
No talent Papelbon? He's already got me a save and a strikeout. I don't trade bad ass closers for minor league pitchers...
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Face it, you're a dumbass.
I'll be generous here. I'm going to give you one more chance to make the trade with me. If you're interested (and why wouldn't you be?) post it here and I'll set up the deal. All you have to do is press the 'Accept' button.
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Face it, you're a dumbass.
I'll be generous here. I'm going to give you one more chance to make the trade with me. If you're interested (and why wouldn't you be?) post it here and I'll set up the deal. All you have to do is press the 'Accept' button.
I'm willing to review all trades pursuant to the rules of Yahoo fantasy baseball. I'm willing to accept all trades pursuant to the I-want-to-kick-everyones-ass rules of the Thrilla code.
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I'm willing to review all trades pursuant to the rules of Yahoo fantasy baseball. I'm willing to accept all trades pursuant to the I-want-to-kick-everyones-ass rules of the Thrilla code.
You've got a trade on the block.
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I'm willing to review all trades pursuant to the rules of Yahoo fantasy baseball. I'm willing to accept all trades pursuant to the I-want-to-kick-everyones-ass rules of the Thrilla code.
You are a nutless bitch for rejecting that trade. Kindly go fuck yourself.
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You are a nutless bitch for rejecting that trade. Kindly go fuck yourself.
Just did, and it was AWESOME. You fukkers lay off Papelbon...he's mine, mine, MINE!
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Papelbon is the debils child, with that evil stare that he has. Hell, I'd be scared to hit the ball too, you know, if the firey fury of hell was going to be unleashed on you if you cost him the save.
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Are y'all talking about this fag???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbzBTgYOoIg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbzBTgYOoIg)
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If it would help the Cubs win a world series, you'd do it wearing a thong.
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If it would help the Cubs win a world series, you'd do it wearing a thong.
:bugs:
only because its true... Hell I'd even do it for the Braves. Hard to believe it was 13 freaking years ago that we won it all.
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If it would help the Cubs win a world series, you'd do it wearing a thong.
Damn skippy
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If it would help the Cubs win a world series, you'd do it wearing a thong.
word...but I look good in a thong!
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word...but I look good in a thong!
That's what jumbo told us.
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After getting my ass handed to me in the NCAA bracket, this is a good time to say HA HA I am kicking the shit out of nookie in the opening week. Oh yeah, I'm glad this is a shit talking league. :moon:
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Who the hell is the "Widowmakers"? They have a small lead over me right now that will be decimated by week's end. I just want to know whose ass it is I'm whippin'.
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Who the hell is the "Widowmakers"? They have a small lead over me right now that will be decimated by week's end. I just want to know whose ass it is I'm whippin'.
Jumbo
We need a key for some of these.
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We need a key for some of these.
Here you go:
War Cubbies!!! = War Eagle!!!
Jarhead's Team = AUJarhead
Aubie16's Lollygaggers = Aubie16
NoPepperPlease = Hugh Jass
Widowmakers = Jumbo
nookie = chinook
MaximumKaos = Kaos
DeathDealers = ssgaufan
2 Balls 1 Bat = Thrilla
lifesapplepie = lifesapplepie
D-baggers = DnATL
Muffdivers = Ogre
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Here you go:
War Cubbies!!! = War Eagle!!!
Jarhead's Team = AUJarhead
Aubie16's Lollygaggers = Aubie16
NoPepperPlease = Hugh Jass
Widowmakers = Jumbo
nookie = chinook
MaximumKaos = Kaos
DeathDealers = ssgaufan
2 Balls 1 Bat = Thrilla
lifesapplepie = lifesapplepie
D-baggers = DnATL
Muffdivers = Ogre
Thanks for that, lover.
So I have to get my ass kicked in March Madness brackets and Fantasy Baseball by Jumbo? Why me, Lord? WHY ME? WHYYYYY
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Thanks for that, lover.
So I have to get my ass kicked in March Madness brackets and Fantasy Baseball by Jumbo? Why me, Lord? WHY ME? WHYYYYY
March Madness isn't over quite yet, I haven't looked at the fantasy baseball yet I have been to busy looking at men in thongs
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ok now I have looked at my team and I wasn't impressed, I have a lot of beatdowns coming.
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After getting my ass handed to me in the NCAA bracket, this is a good time to say HA HA I am kicking the shit out of nookie in the opening week. Oh yeah, I'm glad this is a shit talking league. :moon:
:fu:
p.s. :fu:
i have nothing else to say except give me that pink jersey.
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I am posting this here for all to see, Chinook is a man of his word, he lost a bet, and held up his end of the deal.
Kaos, seeing as how you are off to a horrible start, and we are matched up this week, I will let you know that two of your starting pitchers are on the DL. No not the DL as in fucking somebody in the ass, but the DL as in not playing at the current time. Just thought I'd give you a heads up, since I don't like beating up on the mentally challenged. :silence:
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The Muffdivers are nipping at your heals, buddy. We're coming for you!
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No Pepper Please will soon rule the world!
EDIT: They're still shitty.
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Hell yeah, the Death Dealers are kicking ass and taking names, bitches. :box:
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Hell yeah, the Death Dealers are kicking ass and taking names, bitches. :box:
The Muffdivers are coming after you. We took one on the chin from Jarhead's group, but we've made some changes in the lineup and I think we'll do a little better this week.
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This just in...No Pepper Please is teh suck.
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This just in...No Pepper Please is teh suck.
Wha? I thought you were 'cleaning house' in the draft! What happened?
Side note: This week there is a battle between the bottom two teams: 2 Balls 1 Bat vs. MaximumKaos. Who will suck the worst? Stay tuned to find out.
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The Muffdivers are coming after you. We took one on the chin from Jarhead's group, but we've made some changes in the lineup and I think we'll do a little better this week.
I too had to make some lineup changes. Prince I forgot how to hit the long ball Fielder, is bringing me down. And if anybody is curious, no I won't trade him, surely he'll get on track sometime before the damn All Star break.
2 Balls 1 Bat vs MaximumKaos = Pillow Fight of the week.
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Wha? I thought you were 'cleaning house' in the draft! What happened?
Side note: This week there is a battle between the bottom two teams: 2 Balls 1 Bat vs. MaximumKaos. Who will suck the worst? Stay tuned to find out.
The same group that batted almost .400 the first week, slumped to under .200 the second week.
Also, Roy Oswald is a big fucking pansy boy.
And yes, I WILL consider trade offers for little Nancy Oswalt.
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Big matchup for Jarhead and myself this week. I've had two solid weeks against two good teams so far. Need to keep it going.
My schedule is very top-heavy according to the current standings. If I can stay afloat through the first 1/4 of the season...hopefully I'll make a move towards towards the middle.
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Is there a DL spot?
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Wha? I thought you were 'cleaning house' in the draft! What happened?
Side note: This week there is a battle between the bottom two teams: 2 Balls 1 Bat vs. MaximumKaos. Who will suck the worst? Stay tuned to find out.
My pillow is loaded with iron anvils. I will suck the second worst. Maximum Kaos is lucky as I tried to start the Big Hurt tonight but I'm no good with teh yahoos.
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Is there a DL spot?
Yes. If you are in drag and drop mode...pick up the guy who is on the DL and start to drag him...an open DL spot will open at the bottom of your lineup. You can then add another player to your team.
Note: This only works if the player is actually on the DL.
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My pillow is loaded with iron anvils. I will suck the second worst. Maximum Kaos is lucky as I tried to start the Big Hurt tonight but I'm no good with teh yahoos.
I freely admit that I have no idea what I'm doing. I've looked at the thing once and then didn't really know what I was looking at. Whatever happens with that team will just happen on its own. As I predicted prior to putting it out there, the team will be fodder for other's cannons.
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I freely admit that I have no idea what I'm doing. I've looked at the thing once and then didn't really know what I was looking at. Whatever happens with that team will just happen on its own. As I predicted prior to putting it out there, the team will be fodder for other's cannons.
I'm laughing as you currently have the lead in our matchup. I need to go to Fantasy Baseball Bootcamp. Although I'm still sure that the phrase "it's still early in the season" applies here.
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Big matchup for Jarhead and myself this week. I've had two solid weeks against two good teams so far. Need to keep it going.
My schedule is very top-heavy according to the current standings. If I can stay afloat through the first 1/4 of the season...hopefully I'll make a move towards towards the middle.
Kicking my ass so far. I'm fucked with my starting pitching this week. Three of them make starts on the same day. And that's their only start this week.
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Kicking my ass so far. I'm fucked with my starting pitching this week. Three of them make starts on the same day. And that's their only start this week.
Yeah that was a product of the fact that lots of teams had Monday off...and 3 of my guys had the best day of their season so far. I expect it to become more of a game later in the week. Definitely a nice way to start for me...
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Ok, I admit I had no idea how addicting this game could be. I find that I've added roster changes to my normal morning work routine. Am I the only one who is addicted to this shit?
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Ok, I admit I had no idea how addicting this game could be. I find that I've added roster changes to my normal morning work routine. Am I the only one who is addicted to this shit?
I am right there with you, but BFC doesn't like the Yahoo's, so I have to make my roster changes at night. It has become a part of my evening ritual, especially on Sunday night though.
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Ok, I admit I had no idea how addicting this game could be. I find that I've added roster changes to my normal morning work routine. Am I the only one who is addicted to this shit?
Yep...welcome to fantasy sports hell...once you become addicted...there is no stopping it!!! I check my team like 10 times a day. I purchased the stat tracker and get fucking pissed when Kenji Johjima (which I could not fucking care less about him or the Mariners) strikes out with less than 2 outs and a man on third...I hate when these fuckers cost me an RBI!!!
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Yep...welcome to fantasy sports hell...once you become addicted...there is no stopping it!!! I check my team like 10 times a day. I purchased the stat tracker and get fucking pissed when Kenji Johjima (which I could not fucking care less about him or the Mariners) strikes out with less than 2 outs and a man on third...I hate when these fuckers cost me an RBI!!!
What are your thoughts about buying the stat tracker? Is it worth the $15? I've thought about getting it.
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Hell yes it is...I love it. And I think it was only $10. I couldn't go without it. But then again, you are talking to a dude that also has a subscription to MLB.TV so I can watch all the Cubs games on my computer!
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What are your thoughts about buying the stat tracker? Is it worth the $15? I've thought about getting it.
only fantasy geeks buy that shit.
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Ok, I admit I had no idea how addicting this game could be. I find that I've added roster changes to my normal morning work routine. Am I the only one who is addicted to this shit?
Ditto. I didnt' think I'd like it and even though I'm second to last, it's still interesting to see how each day pans out and I'm addicted to toying with the lineup. Especially on days after Chipper Jones hits two home runs and has a batting average for the week of .583, with Derek Jeter right behind him with a .471 batting average and 7 RBI's.
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FUCK, I'm getting my ass kicked this week. At least Smoltz had a hell of a game last night.
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FUCK, I'm getting my ass kicked this week. At least Smoltz had a hell of a game last night.
He was unbelievable last night. He will get to 3000 K's in no time. I am still in disbelief that he can throw a fastball in the mid 90's halfway through the game. When they have a retirement ceremony for him in Atlanta, I'm going to bring a cooler of beer, tailgate, and be the loudest person there.
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He was unbelievable last night. He will get to 3000 K's in no time. I am still in disbelief that he can throw a fastball in the mid 90's halfway through the game. When they have a retirement ceremony for him in Atlanta, I'm going to bring a cooler of beer, tailgate, and be the loudest person there.
I'll bring the Beam and Sprite.
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Well, after the complete ass raping I gave the Death Dealers last week, it's on to the Lollygaggers for me. I'm a little worried, because he just beat Jarhead's Team, and Jarhead's Team beat me in week 2, giving me my only loss of the season. Then again, I've made quite a few roster changes since then, so we'll see how it shakes out.
Did I mention that this shit is addictive? Oh yeah, I broke down and bought the Stat Tracker. It's worth the $10 in my opinion.
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Yep...stat tracker is worth it no matter what nookie says!!!
And Hugh...you got fucking lucky...I forgot to start 3 pitchers over the weekend which I believe would have had me win at least strike outs...and it would have been really close with ERA and WHIP. My hitters are hot though...if they keep it up I will be in good shape!
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Yep...stat tracker is worth it no matter what nookie says!!!
And Hugh...you got fucking lucky...I forgot to start 3 pitchers over the weekend which I believe would have had me win at least strike outs...and it would have been really close with ERA and WHIP. My hitters are hot though...if they keep it up I will be in good shape!
How did it end up? Our Firewalls block the site here at work, and the last thing I saw was that you were up 5 to 4 on me. I hates teh yahoos fire blockers.
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How did it end up? Our Firewalls block the site here at work, and the last thing I saw was that you were up 5 to 4 on me. I hates teh yahoos fire blockers.
You ended up losing 5-4. That puts your overall record at 10-17-3, in 11th place overall, and 8.5 games back from 1st place.
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You ended up losing 5-4. That puts your overall record at 10-17-3, in 11th place overall, and 8.5 games back from 1st place.
Yes! Suck on that loosers, I am just a step out of the top 10...
How many in our group again? 100? 1,000?
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Yes! Suck on that loosers, I am just a step out of the top 10...
How many in our group again? 100? 1,000?
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Who is worse than me??? Yeah, I will talk some cellar dwelling smack!!!
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That would be MaximumKaos. You know, the guy who hasn't even been on the Fantasy Site since the season started.
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Son of a bitch...I really do suck.
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Fuck Ogre. Next time bring some damn anal ease, that shit was ruff.
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Fuck Ogre. Next time bring some damn anal ease, that shit was ruff.
Go ahead and lube up the dookie chute for this week so you don't sustain any injuries. You have another ass raping cumming.
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Go ahead and lube up the dookie chute for this week so you don't sustain any injuries. You have another ass raping cumming.
Last time I checked, when you're in 10th place you don't have much room to talk shit to anyone - except Hugh Jass and Kaos.
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Last time I checked, when you're in 10th place you don't have much room to talk shit to anyone - except Hugh Jass and Kaos.
There's always room to talk shit, no matter what place one may be in. Although I know it's hard to hear when you're way up there on that high horse, Mr. Newbie Fantasy Man. But it's still early in the season.
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There's always room to talk shit, no matter what place one may be in. Although I know it's hard to hear when you're way up there on that high horse, Mr. Newbie Fantasy Man. But it's still early in the season.
I believe that I am a Fantasy Baseball prodigy, sent here from another planet to rule the Tigers X Fantasy League.
You better enjoy this week Thrilla, because next week you get to taste the wrath of the Muffdivers first hand.
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I believe that I am a Fantasy Baseball prodigy, sent here from another planet to rule the Tigers X Fantasy League.
ogre teh roxor in fantasy baseball.
i blame my lack of dominance on pacific time zone.
okay, i'll admit stat tracker is the shit but my 10 bones was taken to hawaii along with my wife.
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Go ahead and lube up the dookie chute for this week so you don't sustain any injuries. You have another ass raping cumming.
RETRACT! RETRACT!
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Yeah, the Lollygaggers put an ass whippin' on me last night. My bats were as cold as Thrilla's wife's poon. Here's hoping we turn it around starting today.
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Prince is finally starting to hit the ball out of the park. Thrilla, you might still have a chance, because I don't have a pitcher that starts again until Saturday.
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Prince is finally starting to hit the ball out of the park. Thrilla, you might still have a chance, because I don't have a pitcher that starts again until Saturday.
I have three starting tomorrow, but the bats are cold, man, cold! If I were a betting man I'd bet on the Death Dealers.
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Wow I just logged on today for the first time to see how I did. That was nice to find!
Hopefully I can keep it up this weekend. I'll be in Jacksonville starting tomorrow through Sunday so I'm not sure if I'll be able to get on every day or not to set the line up. Might have to make some starting pitching decisions tonight for the rest of the week.
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Hey Thrilla, did you like that? You know you did. You liked being my bitch for a week. :s&m:
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Wow I just logged on today for the first time to see how I did. That was nice to find!
Hopefully I can keep it up this weekend. I'll be in Jacksonville starting tomorrow through Sunday so I'm not sure if I'll be able to get on every day or not to set the line up. Might have to make some starting pitching decisions tonight for the rest of the week.
Don't worry about it this week...just let the computer decide for you.
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The Muffdivers have put last week's embarrassing loss behind us, and we're now taking our frustration out on 2 Balls 1 Bat.
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The Muffdivers have put last week's embarrassing loss behind us, and we're now taking our frustration out on 2 Balls 1 Bat.
Do you mean the new 11th place team???
Yeah, that's right...I am talking some 10th place smack.
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Do you mean the new 11th place team???
Yeah, that's right...I am talking some 10th place smack.
Actually, according to StatTracker, yesterday's performance has temporarily put them in dead last with a 13-30-7 record. Of course that is subject to change, but it's still fun to call him out on it.
Oh, and for the record, you're technically the 'new' 11th place team, with a 16-24-10 record. Salt in the wound and all that.
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Hey Thrilla, did you like that? You know you did. You liked being my bitch for a week. :s&m:
The Muffdivers have put last week's embarrassing loss behind us, and we're now taking our frustration out on 2 Balls 1 Bat.
Do you mean the new 11th place team???
Yeah, that's right...I am talking some 10th place smack.
Actually, according to StatTracker, yesterday's performance has temporarily put them in dead last with a 13-30-7 record. Of course that is subject to change, but it's still fun to call him out on it.
Oh, and for the record, you're technically the 'new' 11th place team, with a 16-24-10 record. Salt in the wound and all that.
I'm sorry...I was busy counting the money I won off you fucksticks from the football and basketball tourney of month's past. Were you saying something? Well, maybe you'll win money from me on this...OH, that's right, there is no money involved here. Sorry for the memory lapse.
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Just like your bammer brethren, you're always living in the past.
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Just like your bammer brethren, you're always living in the past.
Well, considering back then I used to get laid and do lots of illicit drugs, it can't be that bad of a thing, can it?
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Seeing as how there's been NO smack talk this week, I am going to talk a little shit.
Kaos, you better watch out because 2 Balls 1 Bat is looking to take over last place. :sad:
WarCubbies is straight up taking an ass whippin from nookie. :s&m:
Last but not least, I am kicking the shit out of lifesapplepie, and trying to take back the top spot.
Alright, bring your weak ass smack for the week. :box:
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Well, considering back then I used to get laid and do lots of illicit drugs, it can't be that bad of a thing, can it?
Fucking your hand doesn't count. :taunt:
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Kaos, you better watch out because 2 Balls 1 Bat is looking to take over last place. :sad:
I'm doing my best to put an ass whoopin' on him. As of yesterday I'm up 6-1, but I think all of my starting pitchers are done for the week, so he may have a chance to make up some ground.
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Seeing as how there's been NO smack talk this week, I am going to talk a little shit.
Kaos, you better watch out because 2 Balls 1 Bat is looking to take over last place. :sad:
WarCubbies is straight up taking an ass whippin from nookie. :s&m:
Last but not least, I am kicking the shit out of lifesapplepie, and trying to take back the top spot.
Alright, bring your weak ass smack for the week. :box:
Seriously...how the fuck do you average like 35 runs and 35 RBI's the past couple of weeks and not I can't get freaking 10 of either? And don't get me started on my starting pitching this week...they have SUCKED ASS!!! Every one of them! Except Big Z...but he ca't get a win either because he has Wood closing for him! I need to drop both of those guys so maybe they can start doing something!
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I haven't even looked at my team in weeks. Is is losing?
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I haven't even looked at my team in weeks. Is is losing?
amazingly, you are in 10th place. look at your team from time to time as i might have a trade in mind.
also, i don't like to talk too much smack but my teamed pwned the cubbies.
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did i mention on teh yahoos!, i came across a team that got pwned by team nookie 10-0. that poor soul who mentions he is a cubs fan.
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amazingly, you are in 10th place. look at your team from time to time as i might have a trade in mind.
also, i don't like to talk too much smack but my teamed pwned the cubbies.
I'll trade anybody for anybody. Makes no diff to me. I'm just cannon fodder.
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The Muffdivers have put last week's embarrassing loss behind us, and we're now taking our frustration out on 2 Balls 1 Bat.
I'm doing my best to put an ass whoopin' on him. As of yesterday I'm up 6-1, but I think all of my starting pitchers are done for the week, so he may have a chance to make up some ground.
Admist all the smack talk....I still won against the Muffdivers, 5-4. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look for me to make a move from last place this week.
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I'll trade anybody for anybody. Makes no diff to me. I'm just cannon fodder.
Kaos, check your team. I made you a trade offer.
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Admist all the smack talk....I still won against the Muffdivers, 5-4. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look for me to make a move from last place this week.
That piece of shit Chipper Jones won the game for you. I hope he dies from a venereal disease given to him by a Hooters waitress.
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That piece of shit Chipper Jones won the game for you. I hope he dies from a venereal disease given to him by a Hooters waitress.
The man is inhuman. He now holds the MLB batting average title. Let's hope he continues to hold on to it, and stay healthy, which is a big if.
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Kaos, would you check your damn fantasy team please?
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I'll trade anybody for anybody. Makes no diff to me. I'm just cannon fodder.
Please don't do that. It would really screw up the league for the rest of us if you traded your best player for somebody elses worst player.
Although I think yahoo has a built-in protection for that.
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Please don't do that. It would really screw up the league for the rest of us if you traded your best player for somebody elses worst player.
Although I think yahoo has a built-in protection for that.
Yeah...it's got to be approved by me and I won't let that happen...
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Cmon dammitt. Prince wasn't the worst last year, and I'm sure he'll come out of his slump (I'm just tired of waiting). Also, the pitcher that I offered isn't loosing me any matchups either.
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Kaos, would you check your damn fantasy team please?
There are no semi-naked women there.
I don't think I remember how to sign on. Since you people want to whine about trades, I'm just going to keep my guys and let them play. I'm a hands-off manager. I buy them cases of chewing tobacco and there's sparkling mineral water in the clubhouse. And pork rinds. And BBQ biscuits. And sushi (for me).
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It must be working, Kaos, they are beating the shit out of me.
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There are no semi-naked women there.
Now there's an idea...I'll trade you Raven Riley for Jesse Jane and a younger Linda Lovelace.
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Now there's an idea...I'll trade you Raven Riley for Jesse Jane and a younger Linda Lovelace.
You don't have Raven Riley. I do have Jesse Jane. And Carmen. And Teagan.
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Well...for the first time this season, I am getting bent over behind the woodshed. Damn you nookie. I will have my revenge when we meet again.
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Well...for the first time this season, I am getting bent over behind the woodshed. Damn you nookie. I will have my revenge when we meet again.
i wouldn't go so far as saying to the woodshed but it is nice.
still plenty of ball this weekend.
nothing better than a woodshed beating. right war eagle!!!? :s&m:
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I'm just coming off my first administering of a woodshed beating against the D-Baggers. I feel warm and slightly moist. It's good not to be in last place anymore. I would like for Chipper and Soriano to have a child together.
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My team has went to shit. Fuck it, I guess I'm going for last place now.
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My team has went to shit. Fuck it, I guess I'm going for last place now.
glad to see some people in america still striving.....
anyone willing to bet kaos will end up in the top 3 before the season is out? nice effort on his part.
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Am I reading this right? It's Friday and 2 Balls 1 Bat is beating Aubie16's Lolygaggers 6-3? We could be witnessing the fantasy baseball equivalent of a App State/Michigan-type upset!
The battle for second place between the Muffdivers and nookie looks like it may go all the way to Sunday, as we are currently locked in a 4-4 tie, with the Muffdivers trailing nookie by a half game.
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I got another rock.
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Am I reading this right? It's Friday and 2 Balls 1 Bat is beating Aubie16's Lolygaggers 6-3? We could be witnessing the fantasy baseball equivalent of a App State/Michigan-type upset!
He is having a lights out week so far. Seriously...how the hell is his team be batting .363 for the week? and already have 3 wins? I hate to bust your bubble though Ogre, but it is only Thursday. You got another day of work ahead of you.
Two thing I just noticed:
The huge gap between 3rd and 4th place, and that if these scores hold, Kaos will only be 2 games out of a playoff spot.
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Yeah, I noticed that huge gap too. I am 13.5 games back, and that really sucks.
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I managed to to save my dignity with a great weekend.
And Kaos, believe it or not, is actually tied for the last playoff spot right now.
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I managed to to save my dignity with a great weekend.
And Kaos, believe it or not, is actually tied for the last playoff spot right now.
I knew Thrilla would choke. He always does.
nookie and I had a great game last week. I saw that MaximumKaos is in the playoff hunt, too. What does that say about half of our league? A guy who hasn't logged on since the draft is better than half you fuckers. Yeah, I'm talking to you, No Pepper Please.
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I knew Thrilla would choke. He always does.
nookie and I had a great game last week. I saw that MaximumKaos is in the playoff hunt, too. What does that say about half of our league? A guy who hasn't logged on since the draft is better than half you fuckers. Yeah, I'm talking to you, No Pepper Please.
Well, I drafted possibly the best team EVAR. I can't help it if these loosers all of a sudden forgot how to play baseball.
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I knew Thrilla would choke. He always does.
nookie and I had a great game last week. I saw that MaximumKaos is in the playoff hunt, too. What does that say about half of our league? A guy who hasn't logged on since the draft is better than half you fuckers. Yeah, I'm talking to you, No Pepper Please.
I said at the beginning that I wasn't inclined to manage it. I created a team just to fluff up the totals. Expected to finish last and give some of you micro-managers a breather when facing my squad. Don't know how to "manage" it, hell I HATE managing. It's all I do all day long these days. The last thing I want to do is make another fucking decision.
Unbelievable that my untouched team is still looking at a playoff.
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I said at the beginning that I wasn't inclined to manage it. I created a team just to fluff up the totals. Expected to finish last and give some of you micro-managers a breather when facing my squad. Don't know how to "manage" it, hell I HATE managing. It's all I do all day long these days. The last thing I want to do is make another fucking decision.
Unbelievable that my untouched team is still looking at a playoff.
thanks for the smack this week. may gene and raven rot in hell.
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DAMN IT OGRE!!!
You stole Mike Gonzales out from under me! I logged in with the bright idea of picking him up today and guess what I found?
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DAMN IT OGRE!!!
You stole Mike Gonzales out from under me! I logged in with the bright idea of picking him up today and guess what I found?
:cage:
Nicholas Cage?
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You silly, silly bastards. There is a lot of baseball left to be played. Players get hot, get cold, and get injured. I still feel that it's anyone's game. And now that I have realized that you can't be a Braves fan and play fantasy baseball with your favorite Braves players, you all better watch the fuck out. 2 Balls 1 Bat will be in the playoffs. Huddy and Chipper will suffice just fine in meeting my Braves needs.
I shouldn't have any more players on the DL as my roster has been rampant with injuries. It's ya'lls turn now.
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There is definitely an ebb and flow. I've sucked ass the past three weeks after being on a tear prior to that. My hitting has gone in the shitter and my pitching has been horrible. Hopefully I can get it turned around this week.
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Will someone please look at my team and my profile and tell me my damn yahoo username! I lost it and I haven't login in weeks!
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Will someone please look at my team and my profile and tell me my damn yahoo username! I lost it and I haven't login in weeks!
Your Yahoo user name is: jumbofatton.
That's a great excuse as to why you're in last place right now.
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Will someone please look at my team and my profile and tell me my damn yahoo username! I lost it and I haven't login in weeks!
jumbofatton
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Well, we're halfway through the season, and there hasn't been much of a shakeup at the top over the recent weeks. Even though I laid the wood to the 1st place Lollygaggers last week, Aubie 16 still holds a commanding lead - up 5 games on 2nd place nookie, and 10 on the resilient Muffdivers.
Maximum Kaos is holding steady in 8th place, even though the manager has not logged on in months. The Widowmakers are getting beaten like they stole something, and sitting in dead last.
Here's to the Muffdivers cranking it up a notch in the 2nd half of the season! I'm coming for you, 2Balls1Bat.
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Well, we're halfway through the season, and there hasn't been much of a shakeup at the top over the recent weeks. Even though I laid the wood to the 1st place Lollygaggers last week, Aubie 16 still holds a commanding lead - up 5 games on 2nd place nookie, and 10 on the resilient Muffdivers.
Maximum Kaos is holding steady in 8th place, even though the manager has not logged on in months. The Widowmakers are getting beaten like they stole something, and sitting in dead last.
Here's to the Muffdivers cranking it up a notch in the 2nd half of the season! I'm coming for you, 2Balls1Bat.
You are lucky that there are only 4 games this week instead of 7. I will see you in the playoffs.
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You are lucky that there are only 4 games this week instead of 7. I will see you in the playoffs.
Not at the rate you're going. You'll be playing for the Consolation Prize, bitch.
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I hang my head in shame in respect to this last week. I shook up the roster a little bit in response. Need to light a fire under some asses.
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Thanks Thrilla, I needed someone to whip up on, to get my team going in the right direction.
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Suck on that fuckers...I am all the way up to 11th place now. Look out!!!
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I am losing 7-1 to Jumbo at this point in time. The team in last freaking place. I am staring at 2 straight losses.
My lead has been shrinking faster than Georgia Costanza in a cold pool.
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I am losing 7-1 to Jumbo at this point in time. The team in last freaking place. I am staring at 2 straight losses.
My lead has been shrinking faster than Georgia Costanza in a cold pool.
To make it worse I had to reset my account and I cant log on, haven't been on in months :rofl:
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Hey Ginger... :fu:
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Hey Ginger... :fu:
I am not talking shit until the week is out. We're pretty close on some stats, so this could still swing either way.
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I'm seriously thinking about trading away Derrick Lee, just so he will do well for the Cubbies. Anyone want to get rid of a good closer to get a good 1st baseman? anyone?
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I'm seriously thinking about trading away Derrick Lee, just so he will do well for the Cubbies. Anyone want to get rid of a good closer to get a good 1st baseman? anyone?
I would, but I already have an abundance of 1st basemen.
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I'm seriously thinking about trading away Derrick Lee, just so he will do well for the Cubbies. Anyone want to get rid of a good closer to get a good 1st baseman? anyone?
Anybody got a 2nd baseman?
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Anybody got a 2nd baseman?
I've got Dustin Pedrioa and Mark DeRosa.
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Anybody got a 2nd baseman?
I have three that can play 2nd. The Mets 2nd baseman (I always forget his name), Theriot who is listed as a 2b,ss and I believe the Twins 2B. You need one? Who ya got to trade?
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By the way WAR EAGLE!! you are missing my point, unless you are completely paid up with the BKG's...
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By the way WAR EAGLE!! you are missing my point, unless you are completely paid up with the BKG's...
True...but I am under the mind set that I want every Cubs player on the roster. I watch every one of the game anyway so it would be less for me to keep up with!
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True...but I am under the mind set that I want every Cubs player on the roster. I watch every one of the game anyway so it would be less for me to keep up with!
Talk to Thrilla before pulling that move. He did the same thing with the Braves, and now he's battling for the bottom of the barrel.
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True...but I am under the mind set that I want every Cubs player on the roster. I watch every one of the game anyway so it would be less for me to keep up with!
soto isn't available.
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soto isn't available.
I still can't believe you snaked him before I could grab him. I waited a round too late! I thought for sure no one would no what kind of potential he had. He is having a great year!
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My, how the tables have turned. Just like a pheonix rising from the ashes, the Muffdivers have claimed their rightful spot atop the TigersX Fantasy Baseball World. I'm waiting for the Sports Illustrated feature on us, claiming that we're back and all.
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down to the final week of regular play. post season action starts next week.
going to rest my starters. i advise the rest of you to do so.
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down to the final week of regular play.
going to rest my starters. i advise the rest of you to do so.
I have been resting mine all season.
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The real action will be in the consolation bracket. I hear the winner gets a golden shower.
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thrilla gets his golden shower.
down to the final matchups. 2 weeks worth of stats to crown 1st - 4th.
the championship is between ogre and chinook.
the 3rd place game is between lollygaggers and d-baggers.
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thrilla gets his golden shower.
down to the final matchups. 2 weeks worth of stats to crown 1st - 4th.
the championship is between ogre and chinook.
the 3rd place game is between lollygaggers and d-baggers.
Hey, R. Kelly hasn't visited me just yet.
I need to to administer an arse-whuppin to No Pussy Please before I claim THE CHAMPIONSHIP of the consolation bracket.
And does anybody want to comment on Kaos's team? When you don't look at your team and don't make any moves...hey, it gets you in last place after all.
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Hey, R. Kelly hasn't visited me just yet.
I need to to administer an arse-whuppin to No Pussy Please before I claim THE CHAMPIONSHIP of the consolation bracket.
And does anybody want to comment on Kaos's team? When you don't look at your team and don't make any moves...hey, it gets you in last place after all.
Yeah Kaos...your team sucked. :clap:
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What an awful 2nd half collapse...
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What an awful 2nd half collapse...
What happened to the Lollygaggers? You were up by 13 or so games at one point.
I look forward to the championship match-up this week. Too bad we didn't have any money on this Fantasy League!
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What happened to the Lollygaggers? You were up by 13 or so games at one point.
I look forward to the championship match-up this week. Too bad we didn't have any money on this Fantasy League!
if i had a 20 spot in this league i would be fighting kaos for the worst team. that is how i roll when money is on the line.
if you don't believe me see tigersx fantasy football. my team teh sux. i should have never drafted brady. that pussy.
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Did my "team" collapse?
Is it too late to trade my entire roster and bring up some AA players? Can I fire the manager?
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Did my "team" collapse?
Is it too late to trade my entire roster and bring up some AA players? Can I fire the manager?
Wow, I wanted to comment on the excellent roster moves you made today. It looks like your team is really shaping up to hold on to that last place spot.
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Wow, I wanted to comment on the excellent roster moves you made today. It looks like your team is really shaping up to hold on to that last place spot.
HAHAHA. I was trying to figure out what it did. Far as I know, the season is over. I tried to delete all the active players and add ones that were on the DL but it wouldn't let me do that.
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HAHAHA. I was trying to figure out what it did. Far as I know, the season is over. I tried to delete all the active players and add ones that were on the DL but it wouldn't let me do that.
You are correct in the bolded assumption. Your last game was played last week. The addition of Jeff Francouer was almost the same as adding someone on the DL.
Next year you want to do those type of roster moves during the season, so you can stand on your podium, thump your chest, and say "I AM THE FANTASY BASEBALL MASTER!" Or, be mired in mediocrity, so we can all make smartass comments all season long about how you don't make roster moves. Beware: if you start managing a team, it can get addictive.
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....Or, be mired in mediocrity....
....says the guy who is battling for the 6th Place Consolation Prize.
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....says the guy who is battling for The Championship of the consolation bracket you son of a bitch
Let's make it accurate.
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So the Championship game ended in a tie. Do they have a sudden death playoff, or do we just crown me the champion because it's the right thing to do?
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So the Championship game ended in a tie. Do they have a sudden death playoff, or do we just crown me the champion because it's the right thing to do?
i'm pretty sure we have another week of stats to collect.
if not you will be crowned the champ with the better record.
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i'm pretty sure we have another week of stats to collect.
if not you will be crowned the champ with the better record.
You guys are really taking it down to the wire. Nookie's trying to pull ahead but Ogre just won't let him.
In other, non-related, who-gives-a-fuck news, 2 Balls 1 Bat is taking his opponent to the woodshed in the consolation bracket championship.
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....says the guy who is battling for the 6th Place Consolation Prize.
That's better than the big ole nothing that I got for bringing the Death Dealers home in 5th place.
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That's better than the big ole nothing that I got for bringing the Death Dealers home in 5th place.
It could be worse, you could be the Lollygaggers - the team that sat atop the standings for the majority of the season only to shit their pants in the playoffs.
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ogre turned the tide. up now.
teh fook.
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It could be worse, you could be the Lollygaggers - the team that sat atop the standings for the majority of the season only to shit their pants in the playoffs.
It is fitting. I am and have been a huge Braves fan my whole life.
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You are the Bobby Cox of TigersX Fantasy Baseball.
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back even.
the wavier wires are going to burn up.
ogre, if you win and you ever make it to oregon i'll buy you a drink or 2.
surely, i expect someone to cross that out and say suck your cock.
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back even.
the wavier wires are going to burn up.
ogre, if you win and you ever make it to oregon i'll buy you a drink give you a reach-around or 2.
surely, i expect someone to cross that out and say suck your cock.
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back even.
the wavier wires are going to burn up.
ogre, if you win and you ever make it to oregon i'll buy you a drink or 2.
surely, i expect someone to cross that out and say suck your cock.
I'll take you up on that. And if you're ever down near Birmingham, I'll let you buy me a drink or two, too.
Also, just so there is no confusion about who's playing in the big boy's league, if either nookie or I were playing 2 Balls 1 Bat this week, (the team fighting for the consolation prize championship), we'd both be pounding that ass 8-2. Sadly, he's pounding a Hugh Jass by the same score. If they could make a AA Fantasy Baseball division, these toolbags would still be mired in mediocrity.
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I'll take you up on that. And if you're ever down near Birmingham, I'll let you buy me a drink or two, too.
Also, just so there is no confusion about who's playing in the big boy's league, if either nookie or I were playing 2 Balls 1 Bat this week, (the team fighting for the consolation prize championship), we'd both be pounding that ass 8-2. Sadly, he's pounding a Hugh Jass by the same score. If they could make a AA Fantasy Baseball division, these toolbags would still be mired in mediocrity.
Like Auburn's football team, 2 Balls 1 Bat plays to it's competition. If I were playing in the championship bracket, then I would've been making moves on the waiver wire that would've made your head spin. The challenge just didn't warrant such action.
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nookie wins the championship on the last day after a fierce waiver wire battle held on saturday between him and ogre.
the championship was a tie but the tie break favored nookie who had the lower era for the two weeks. thanks war eagle!!! for setting up the tie break system that way.
lets not go on without noticing thrilla who played is heart out to finish 7th.
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nookie wins the championship on the last day after a fierce waiver wire battle held on saturday between him and ogre.
the championship was a tie but the tie break favored nookie who had the lower era for the two weeks. thanks war eagle!!! for setting up the tie break system that way.
lets not go on without noticing thrilla who played is heart out to finish 7th.
Despite the fact that this is the first fantasy baseball championship I've see, I still must say that it's the best fantasy baseball championship I've ever seen. You guys really were neck and neck for two straight weeks, and you rarely see that in this fantasy game.
Congrats to Nookie on first place, and $0 in money and prizes earned...but you get one hell of a pat on the back! Plus, I know from experience that the satisfaction of beating Ogre is immense and a bit hard to quantify at first, so just do your best to enjoy the experience.
Next year, perhaps, we'll throw a little dough in there to make it more interesting. And maybe that will get some folks (cough cough Kaos cough cough) a little more active in the league.
On to football, and supreme domination!
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You guys really were neck and neck for two straight weeks, and you rarely see that in this fantasy game.
you know we both stacked our line-up on starting pitchers for sunday. ogre had 5 or 6 while i had 7 but one ended up not starting. of those he got 1 win and i got 2. i also stacked my line up with home run hitters. that paid off.
i would vote a split championship but i'll take the said enjoyment.
it figures i won with no money involved.
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I just got online and saw where I lost. I would like to say that I'd be gracious in 'defeat' but that's bullshit. I wuz robbed!
Why couldn't the tie breaker be runs scored, RBI's, stolen bases, or batting average? The way I see it, we tied 4-4, and I won the other head-to-head matchups against nookie. I refuse to admit defeat when I wasn't beaten and ended the season with a better overall record. Fuck your Fantasy Baseball rules.
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I just got online and saw where I lost. I would like to say that I'd be gracious in 'defeat' but that's bullshit. I wuz robbed!
Why couldn't the tie breaker be runs scored, RBI's, stolen bases, or batting average? The way I see it, we tied 4-4, and I won the other head-to-head matchups against nookie. I refuse to admit defeat when I wasn't beaten and ended the season with a better overall record. Fuck your Fantasy Baseball rules.
Send a letter of complaint and a $20 complaint registration fee to the commissioner and I am sure I he will be able to take a look into the stats and see what has happened.
Remember, nothing can be done without the letter and the complaint registration fee sent to me the office of the commissioner.
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Send a letter of complaint and a $20 complaint registration fee to the commissioner and I am sure I he will be able to take a look into the stats and see what has happened.
Remember, nothing can be done without the letter and the complaint registration fee sent to me the office of the commissioner.
Turnabout is fair play. I foresee the fantasy football karma gods allowing Ogre the commissioner of our fantasy football league having his way with you in the near future.