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Title: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: The Prowler on March 10, 2009, 06:04:48 PM
Quoted off of another site.

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This is information is public record:

(1) beginning in April 1998, Phil Fulmer begins expressing his concerns to SEC Commishner Roy Kramer that Logan Young is buying players for spuat, especially in Memphis.

(2) In June 1998, SEC hires a former FBI agent, under contract to the SEC, to investigate. A local Memphis P.I. is hrired to gather information about Young by several different means, including picking through his trash.

(3) The former FBI agent speaks with Richard Johanningmeir of the NCAA before the end of 1998.

(4) During the summer of 1999, the former FBI investigator learns that a HS. coach in Memphis is shopping Albert Means, the information coming from then UT coach Pat Washington, who had been recruiting Means. The coach, Lynn Lang, asked Washington for a house and a car for Means' mother, and money for himself.

(5) Alabama continues to "recruit" Means and wins the SEC in 1999.

(6) Means signs with Alabama in Feb. 2000.

(7) In March 2000, Richard Johanningmeier of the NCAA begins his investigation of Alabama.

(8) In August 2000, Johanningmeir meets with "secret witness" Tom Culpepper. Culpepper alleges NCAA rules violations against Logan Young, Ronnie Cottrell and Ivy Williams.

(9) Fall of 2000 - spuat receives PLOI

(10) In November 2000, Johanningmeir visits tuscalooser to interview coaches, staff, and players.

(11) NCAA interviews of coaches continue into May 2001.

(11)February 1, 2002. NCAA Committee on Infractions announces penalties against spuat.

(12)The five year "Repeat Offender" window for spuat ended on Feb. 1st, 2007.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 10, 2009, 07:22:20 PM
As I said on that site that you copy-pasted from -

It's going to be a long fucking time until something happens to Bama IF anything happens at all.  I'm not sure if I'll be investing any more time in this subject.  Wake me when the real PLOI is made public and/or Bama kills themselves. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 10, 2009, 07:55:10 PM
Post paste copy make up anything you want Prowler.  I'd rather see something posted.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: The Prowler on March 10, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
Well....wake up then, the real PLOI was sent last May.  And, word is, there'll be additions to the original PLOI or another one sent or has already been sent and uat is sitting on it, like they did this past one.....(I'll believe all of that when I see it).

Also, there's a possibility that uat could be sued by prospects that asked about the PLOI, when they were told about it by other coaches, but was lied to by the coaching staff.  Because most, if not all, of the Universities, that were recruiting the player, are probably full.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AUChizad on March 11, 2009, 12:41:16 PM
Wake me when the real PLOI is made public and/or Bama kills themselves. 
Wake up.
http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/assets/pdf/TL1527835.PDF (http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/assets/pdf/TL1527835.PDF)
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Thrilla on March 11, 2009, 01:46:24 PM
Wake up.
http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/assets/pdf/TL1527835.PDF (http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/assets/pdf/TL1527835.PDF)

That was some good, light reading.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 11, 2009, 04:55:53 PM
  And, word is, there'll be additions to the original PLOI or another one sent or has already been sent and uat is sitting on it, like they did this past one.....(I'll believe all of that when I see it).

Word from whom?  Some clown at the McDonald's drive through? 

Seriously. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 11, 2009, 05:22:32 PM
Wake up.
http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/assets/pdf/TL1527835.PDF (http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/assets/pdf/TL1527835.PDF)

Still sleeping.  I know, I know.  There's a big stink in T-Town about the textbook shenanigans.  The punish won't matter; they're lose 2-3 scholarships.  Big whoopty fucking do. 

Prowler (along with The Bunker) is insinuating that Bama is about to get COMPLETELY FUCKING OBLITERATED with the not-yet-public investigation going on.  Wake me up when that one is made public because according to that timeline from the last incident, it's going to be a while. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Ranger12 on March 11, 2009, 05:41:19 PM
There will be more violations added. Bet on it. UAT insiders know of things that have been done under the Saban tenure and are very worried right now.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 11, 2009, 05:46:41 PM
There will be more violations added. Bet on it. UAT insiders know of things that have been done under the Saban tenure and are very worried right now.

 :bs:
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 11, 2009, 05:53:05 PM
:bs:

Okay.  So, instead of cute smileys and colorful ways to say how wrong everyone is.  Tell us why you KNOW it's "bs", and incorrect.   What do YOU know?   I don't think you know much but that you tremble at the mere sight of posts from certain people.

Anything?




Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Jumbo on March 11, 2009, 05:56:19 PM
Okay.  So, instead of cute smileys and colorful ways to say how wrong everyone is.  Tell us why you KNOW it's "bs", and incorrect.   What do YOU know?   I don't think you know much but that you tremble at the mere sight of posts from certain people.

Anything?






 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Argo on March 11, 2009, 06:07:40 PM
Again, people "behind the scenes" know of more things to come, but no one has the balls to put it out there?

Everyone knows the of the textbook infraction.  There was a 4 game suspension handed down to the players, so of course everyone knows about that.  I'm curious as to why people are "hearing" of more things to come, but won't post what it is. 

My guess is they are either making shit up to look like an insider, or they know their information sucks and don't want to be called on the bullshit at a later date.   
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: The Prowler on March 11, 2009, 06:16:22 PM
TIFWIW, but, rumor is....There's one player that has come forward as a Whistleblower.  And, there are two boosters that have been secretly told to disassociate themselves from anything involving uat.  One of the boosters is out of the same area as the whistleblower.

 :popcorn: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 11, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
Again, people "behind the scenes" know of more things to come, but no one has the balls to put it out there?

Everyone knows the of the textbook infraction.  There was a 4 game suspension handed down to the players, so of course everyone knows about that.  I'm curious as to why people are "hearing" of more things to come, but won't post what it is. 

My guess is they are either making shit up to look like an insider, or they know their information sucks and don't want to be called on the bullshit at a later date.   

 
If you know different or better, then say so.  Have you not heard ANYTHING in the other places you read, or hang out?  If Prowler, or others are just making up shit (and I don't think he is, rather than just passing along info that he's heard, since it's clear very few others bother), then prove him wrong. 

I'd rather see someone proven wrong through discussion, rather than just pissing on his shoes because you don't like what he's saying. 

My thoughts are simply that Alabama committed the "major" violation while clearly in a probation period.  Alabama DID report and suspend the kids for those games, but the NCAA might be saying that isn't good enough.  The fact that Bammer WOULD BE a repeat offender during the probationary timeline, coupled with requests from the NCAA about TV contracts and a complete list of ALL violations during the past few years tells me the NCAA either has more, or is looking for more.   Whether anyone really has ALL the collective info yet, I don't think so, but I absolutely think that looking at this as a "they suspended the kids, it's over" approach is shallow and naive.  What's up with Saban STILL being able to walk away from Bammer without a penalty?  Related or not, if Bammer gets screwed by the NCAA, you can bet that Saban will walk away whistling dixie and counting his cash, while flipping bammer nation off at the same time.

We'll just have to see...won't we.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 11, 2009, 06:33:33 PM
TIFWIW, but, rumor is....There's one player that has come forward as a Whistleblower.  And, there are two boosters that have been secretly told to disassociate themselves from anything involving uat.  One of the boosters is out of the same area as the whistleblower.

 :popcorn: :popcorn:

Fuck rumors.  There's also a rumor that 22 players are going to be named in an investigation.  Not to mention, there's also the rumor of video evidence that proves a booster tried to buy a player (and lost the bet). 

Still sleeping....
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 11, 2009, 06:38:06 PM

If you know different or better, then say so.  Have you not heard ANYTHING in the other places you read, or hang out?  If Prowler, or others are just making up shit (and I don't think he is, rather than just passing along info that he's heard, since it's clear very few others bother), then prove him wrong. 

I'd rather see someone proven wrong through discussion, rather than just pissing on his shoes because you don't like what he's saying. 

But when is enough enough? 

Gene Chizik likes to snort cocaine off of 12 year boy ass.  But only on Sundays.  Prove me wrong through discussion. 

Rumors have their place, and honestly, Auburn fans are the worst about throwing the "NCAA is going to investigate Bammer" into the rivalry.  I have no doubt Bama is cheating, but I do doubt that the NCAA is currently going to do something about it.  All of these rumors festered when the textbook PLOI was revealed.  It's convenient.  Let's open the flood gates.  New rumor - Bama's cheerleaders are having orgies with recruits.  The NCAA is going to investigate it. 

Or not so ridiculous - new rumor - Julio Jones committed to Bammer because Bammer lawyers promised to get him and his family out of a murder investigation.  All he had to do was witness.  Prove I'm wrong through discussion. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 11, 2009, 06:41:44 PM
But when is enough enough? 

Gene Chizik likes to snort cocaine off of 12 year boy ass.  But only on Sundays.  Prove me wrong through discussion. 

Rumors have their place, and honestly, Auburn fans are the worst about throwing the "NCAA is going to investigate Bammer" into the rivalry.  I have no doubt Bama is cheating, but I do doubt that the NCAA is currently going to do something about it.  All of these rumors festered when the textbook PLOI was revealed.  It's convenient.  Let's open the flood gates.  New rumor - Bama's cheerleaders are having orgies with recruits.  The NCAA is going to investigate it. 

Or not so ridiculous - new rumor - Julio Jones committed to Bammer because Bammer lawyers promised to get him and his family out of a murder investigation.  All he had to do was witness.  Prove I'm wrong through discussion. 

This is fucking weak TH.  Seriously.

It's so bad infact, I can't figure out if you're being serious, or you just really want to argue for some reason.

In Shreveport tonight, so I'm going to go eat, have a drink or five and chill.

Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: The Prowler on March 11, 2009, 06:45:18 PM
TIFWIW, but, rumor is....Julio Jones committed to Bammer because Bammer lawyers promised to get him and his family out of a murder investigation.  All he had to do was witness. And, uat's cheerleaders are having orgies with recruits.  The NCAA is investigating both, right now.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Argo on March 11, 2009, 06:52:43 PM

If you know different or better, then say so.  Have you not heard ANYTHING in the other places you read, or hang out?  If Prowler, or others are just making up shit (and I don't think he is, rather than just passing along info that he's heard, since it's clear very few others bother), then prove him wrong. 

I'd rather see someone proven wrong through discussion, rather than just pissing on his shoes because you don't like what he's saying. 

I don't know better, nor to I act like it just because I have an account to a Rivals or Scout website.  I also haven't said it isn't true.  I simply asked for some of these accusations be made public.  So far, I've only seen rumors by people who pretend that they are "in the know". 

As for your "if you don't believe his rumors are true, prove them wrong" comment....simply apply logic.  The burden of proof is always on the person asserting something. Shifting the burden of proof is a fallacy.     
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: The Prowler on March 11, 2009, 07:24:59 PM
Rumor is....a Mobile Press Register reporter stated today, that the bookgate has been going on for 5-6 Years.  If the NCAA only hits uat with the bookgate, and not the other rumored things, and if it has been going on for 5-6 years, would that add more weight to the sanctions?  Meaning, would more years, make it worse?  I'm guessing, yes.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2009, 09:41:08 PM
Wait, that whole cheerleader orgy thing....is that...I mean, you were kidding..right.  Because I'm all about an orgy...with college cheerleaders (The female ones)

Anyway, if something comes out and the NCAA biotch slaps the Tahd....the next thing I want to see is a whole butt load of high powered Alabama graduate attorneys suing the shit out of the NCAA and forcing them to prove what they had, what they did and what they didn't do with the USC deal.  It's loooong past time for someone to take that bullshit organization to task.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: RWS on March 11, 2009, 09:51:49 PM
Wait, that whole cheerleader orgy thing....is that...I mean, you were kidding..right.  Because I'm all about an orgy...with college cheerleaders (The female ones)

Anyway, if something comes out and the NCAA biotch slaps the Tahd....the next thing I want to see is a whole butt load of high powered Alabama graduate attorneys suing the shit out of the NCAA and forcing them to prove what they had, what they did and what they didn't do with the USC deal.  It's loooong past time for someone to take that bullshit organization to task.
Although it doesn't absolve us from fucking up, it would be nice for the NCAA to wrap up that whole USC thing and actually do something about it.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 11, 2009, 10:26:03 PM
This is fucking weak TH.  Seriously.

It's so bad infact, I can't figure out if you're being serious, or you just really want to argue for some reason.

In Shreveport tonight, so I'm going to go eat, have a drink or five and chill.



No, it's not.  Prowler (along with others) spew these new rumors all day long and Bammers laugh it off.  You know why they laugh it off?  Because they should.

"I've heard..." that Bama is going to get hit hard by NCAA sanctions.  Yeah.  Lots of credible information there that people should argue. 

As I was saying, these rumors are about as credible as me saying "I've heard..." that Gene Chizik is having a homosexual affair with the athletic department janitor. 

As Argo soundly stated, it's the person posting the rumors who has the responsibility of providing proof.  Do you really expect for Alabama fans to go out and prove that these rumors are false?   
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 12, 2009, 12:06:12 AM
I don't know better, nor to I act like it just because I have an account to a Rivals or Scout website.  I also haven't said it isn't true.  I simply asked for some of these accusations be made public.  So far, I've only seen rumors by people who pretend that they are "in the know". 

As for your "if you don't believe his rumors are true, prove them wrong" comment....simply apply logic.  The burden of proof is always on the person asserting something. Shifting the burden of proof is a fallacy.     

I haven't seen Prowler claim any of it to be "true".  He has nothing to prove at this point.  He's just passing along what he's heard.  There's no burden of anything on him or anyone else passing info along.   Now, if someone comes in categorically says what he's heard to be "false", or "bs", tells me that maybe THAT person knows something.  However, nay.

This reply also goes for your last response TH.  Who gives a shit about what's rumor or not right now.  It's discussion.  Something this board seriously lacks at times.  You've chosen to sleep and ignore until you hear something with substance.  That's fine, but you can't fault someone for just passing info along, rumor or not, for entertainment and discussion purposes.  True? 

If sleeping is what you want, then I'd just say night night and leave the discussions to us drunkards at the kitchen table....
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Argo on March 12, 2009, 12:40:37 AM
I haven't seen Prowler claim any of it to be "true".  He has nothing to prove at this point.  He's just passing along what he's heard.  There's no burden of anything on him or anyone else passing info along.   Now, if someone comes in categorically says what he's heard to be "false", or "bs", tells me that maybe THAT person knows something.  However, nay.

I've heard you are the local dumb ass.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 12, 2009, 01:02:13 AM
I've heard you are the local dumb ass.

Hmmm...  That's interesting, because I have solid sources close to the situation that tell me you ARE the janitor townhall spoke of taking it up the tailpipe from Chizik, and by Chizik, I mean runswithscissors.  Something about you calling him at dispatch to get your pussy out of a tree... 

As far as me being "the local dumbass", it's pronounced "dooo MAS". 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Argo on March 12, 2009, 01:30:58 AM
Hmmm...  That's interesting, because I have solid sources close to the situation that tell me you ARE the janitor townhall spoke of taking it up the tailpipe from Chizik, and by Chizik, I mean runswithscissors.  Something about you calling him at dispatch to get your pussy out of a tree... 

As far as me being "the local dumbass", it's pronounced "dooo MAS". 

Don't assume that because you feel the need to rescue your boyfriend in every thread, that I would need to call scissors(or anyone else) for anything. 

Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 12, 2009, 07:35:40 AM
Don't assume that I would need to call scissors(or anyone else) for anything. 


Why would you need to when you're both clearly on the set of "Log Jammin' 3" together?  Another source very close to the situation said that unfortunately for you, scissors is pitcher this go around, and you're getting DP'd along with "JJ".  Not sure who that is....  Did you lose a bet or something? 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 13, 2009, 06:40:58 PM
No, it's not.  Prowler (along with others) spew these new rumors all day long and Bammers laugh it off.  You know why they laugh it off?  Because they should.

"I've heard..." that Bama is going to get hit hard by NCAA sanctions.  Yeah.  Lots of credible information there that people should argue. 

As I was saying, these rumors are about as credible as me saying "I've heard..." that Gene Chizik is having a homosexual affair with the athletic department janitor. 

As Argo soundly stated, it's the person posting the rumors who has the responsibility of providing proof.  Do you really expect for Alabama fans to go out and prove that these rumors are false?   

BINGO!

There's a winner. 

Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 13, 2009, 06:43:10 PM

Why would you need to when you're both clearly on the set of "Log Jammin' 3" together?  Another source very close to the situation said that unfortunately for you, scissors is pitcher this go around, and you're getting DP'd along with "JJ".  Not sure who that is....  Did you lose a bet or something? 

Your shit grows weaker by the day Chopper. 

It OUGHT to tell you something when rock solid Auburn fans are siding with Bama fans against you.  It ought to set off alarms or something. Alas, no.

I have no idea why I'm bothering to post this, but there it is.  As you would say: Discuss.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 13, 2009, 07:40:39 PM
Your shit grows weaker by the day Chopper. 

It OUGHT to tell you something when rock solid Auburn fans are siding with Bama fans against you.  It ought to set off alarms or something. Alas, no.

I have no idea why I'm bothering to post this, but there it is.  As you would say: Discuss.

The Poon Clown speaks again.   :rimshot:    I'm searching for all of your past support Kaos, but all I find is the opposite. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Aubie16 on March 13, 2009, 08:50:37 PM
I'm as diehard an Auburn fan as you will find. However, I also like to think of myself as an educated individual who has some critical thinking skills.

Because of that, and it pains me to do this, I have to side with the bammers on this one as well.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 14, 2009, 07:30:24 AM
I'm searching for all of your past support Kaos, but all I find is the opposite. 

I don't support idiocy or ignorance.  Never have, never will.  I especially hate it coming from Auburn people.

Keep digging the hole, Chopper. 

With your garbage you're doing what many thought was impossible.  You're pulling Auburn and Alabama fans together. 

It really should tell you something when you're getting most AU people to side with bitter enemies against you.  It really should. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 14, 2009, 10:46:51 AM
I don't support idiocy or ignorance.  Never have, never will.  I especially hate it coming from Auburn people.

Keep digging the hole, Chopper. 

With your garbage you're doing what many thought was impossible.  You're pulling Auburn and Alabama fans together. 

It really should tell you something when you're getting most AU people to side with bitter enemies against you.  It really should. 


 :drevil:

Yeah.  My day, my life, my very online existence here is teetering whether a few internet people are either with me or against me.  Keep explaining things Captain Poon Clown.

By the way, I can't help but notice your continuing devotion and obsession to all things I do.  I haven't quiet figured out what you think you're going to accomplish, but forgive me if I laugh at you continually trying to point out your thoughts. ... you know... the ones that are "not worth the time to post", yet continually plopped out there for all to see anyway....

Oh well, back to your cache of poon you go.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 14, 2009, 02:34:24 PM
:drevil:

Yeah.  My day, my life, my very online existence here is teetering whether a few internet people are either with me or against me.  Keep explaining things Captain Poon Clown.

By the way, I can't help but notice your continuing devotion and obsession to all things I do.  I haven't quiet figured out what you think you're going to accomplish, but forgive me if I laugh at you continually trying to point out your thoughts. ... you know... the ones that are "not worth the time to post", yet continually plopped out there for all to see anyway....

Oh well, back to your cache of poon you go.

You completely miss the point.  As usual. 

When Auburn fans align with Bama fans against you, there's a lesson there.  Too bad you'll never learn it. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 14, 2009, 03:21:48 PM
You completely miss the point.  As usual. 

When Auburn fans align with Bama fans against you, there's a lesson there.  Too bad you'll never learn it. 

Actually it's not that I'm missing your point, it's just such an incredibly stupid, simpleton level, childish and predictable point you're trying to manufacture that I'm just having more fun calling you Poon Clown.

I guess if there's a lesson to be learned, it's that you're not getting that I don't give a shit about anything you're trying to say.  Poon Clown Lessons 101 is about as important to me as the last flush of the toilet.  Clear enough? 

How 'bout another "thumbsup" icon and you just move on?  It would be a good move.

   



   

 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: The Prowler on March 14, 2009, 04:43:32 PM
Hey Kaos.....Who the FUCK Cares if some Auburn fans don't care to hear about rumors and/or they don't believe any of them, at all.  They were posted here because it's all over the God Damn internet.  If you choose not to believe any of them, that's fine....whatever.  I guess, since there's only 14-20 people that come to this board then, then we shouldn't post anything other than Complete facts...Only.  It was posted with "TIFWIW", if it's not worth much to you then don't fuckin' try to slam posters that think it might be worth something.  All of the rumors that I and Chop have posted here.....are just that, Rumors.

But the thing about most of these rumors, that you and some others are failing to see, is that they aren't coming from some unknown posters, most of them are coming from some well respected posters.  And, some of the rumors, that are being put out there, actually name names.  So, take that for what it's worth.  I for one, don't believe most of them.  But, some of them do seem to have legs.....especially the ones that name names.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 14, 2009, 07:54:43 PM
Hey Kaos.....Who the FUCK Cares if some Auburn fans don't care to hear about rumors and/or they don't believe any of them, at all.  They were posted here because it's all over the God Damn internet.  If you choose not to believe any of them, that's fine....whatever.  I guess, since there's only 14-20 people that come to this board then, then we shouldn't post anything other than Complete facts...Only.  It was posted with "TIFWIW", if it's not worth much to you then don't fuckin' try to slam posters that think it might be worth something.  All of the rumors that I and Chop have posted here.....are just that, Rumors.

But the thing about most of these rumors, that you and some others are failing to see, is that they aren't coming from some unknown posters, most of them are coming from some well respected posters.  And, some of the rumors, that are being put out there, actually name names.  So, take that for what it's worth.  I for one, don't believe most of them.  But, some of them do seem to have legs.....especially the ones that name names.

Psssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Whatever. 

Were you and Chopper joined at the head or at the nuts?  And who paid for that Siamese Twin operation to unstick you two?  Or did it happen yet?

Hey Prowler... Who the FUCK cares about a bunch of bullshit rumors people read on other message boards, written by people with no more credibility than my dead uncle Lima?  Why post them here and look as stupid as the rest of the boards all over the Damn (I won't profane) internet.  If you choose to believe them and also believe the shit about the alien boy and the vampire wolf child, that's fine...whatever.  I guess since there's only 14-20 people who come to this board then we should just post whatever the fuck we can make up. Only TIFWIW is a fucked up way of saying "this has zero credibility, but I went to some other message board read where some other doof posted something so I'm going to spread the garbage shit here, that might not be worth a stone shit in a wooden bucket.  All the rumors you and Chop posted here are just that.  Shit. 

Well respected poster?  WHAT THE BLEEDING FUCK IS A WELL RESPECTED POSTER? 

Just because you put a name in a rumor, that doesn't make it true.  Watch this:   

This message board poster on TigersX named "P" likes to butt fuck frogs.  The "P" stands for Prowler.   

Hey!! It's a rumor.  I'm a "well respected poster."  And it's got a name.  Damn. That shit must be true.  Why, Prowler? Why do you like frog ass?

The name of this rumor game is to fling enough shit up there so that at some future date you can dig up a post and say "SEE!  I FUCKIN' TOLD YA!!"  and become a "well respected poster" yourself.   Don't you think David Fucking Ward has rubbed his meat absolutely raw over the PLOI?  How many of them did he predict?  One finally comes and you can bet your suspenders that bastard is jacking off in nine different directions because he had the "inside" scoop.  Fuck the 99 other times he made up shit that was completely bogus. 

I don't really give a fiddling fuck what you post, but don't have a fucking herniated disk when I call bullshit on your asinine rumor grinder.  'Cause I'm gonna. And sticking a TIFWIW bullshit tag on the front isn't going to protect you.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 14, 2009, 07:57:26 PM
Actually it's not that I'm missing your point, it's just such an incredibly stupid, simpleton level, childish and predictable point you're trying to manufacture that I'm just having more fun calling you Poon Clown.

I guess if there's a lesson to be learned, it's that you're not getting that I don't give a shit about anything you're trying to say.  Poon Clown Lessons 101 is about as important to me as the last flush of the toilet.  Clear enough? 

How 'bout another "thumbsup" icon and you just move on?  It would be a good move.

 

No, Chop.  You still don't get it.  You always say you do, but you never fucking get it.  Ever.

You should listen, but I don't expect you to.  Keep on keeping on. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 14, 2009, 08:05:03 PM
WHAT THE BLEEDING FUCK IS A WELL RESPECTED POSTER? 

It doesn't surprise me you have to ask.  Keep on preaching how much you don't care. 

You've become a major joke of your former self.  This is your new shtick now though I guess... congrats. 

Going out for a few drinks and have fun with friends, have a nice evening crapping out the next barftastic episode of the "The Poon Clown Gone Crazy" series from your mother's basement.

Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 14, 2009, 08:08:38 PM
It doesn't surprise me you have to ask.  Keep on preaching how much you don't care. 

You've become a major joke of your former self.  This is your new shtick now though I guess... congrats. 

Going out for a few drinks and have fun with friends, have a nice evening crapping out the next barftastic episode of the "The Poon Clown Gone Crazy" series from your mother's basement.



 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: The Prowler on March 14, 2009, 08:18:21 PM
Protect me from what, exactly?  From someone as yourself?  LMFAO, that's rich.

As for being a "Well respected poster".... :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:

You seem to be the only one having a herniated disk on this board, whenever a post is made that you don't agree on.  It's fine if you call the rumor "Bullshit", or call Shenanigans on it...what the fuck do you think "TIFWIW" means?  But, don't fuckin' slam others, that have an open mind to see that some of the shit being put out there, just might be true.  And, if any to all of these rumors are true, you won't see me posting...."See, I told you so", I won't even post anything about me or whomever that posted the rumor first, I'll be too busy laughing at the beating that uat is taking.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 14, 2009, 09:38:43 PM
You guys are entertaining
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 15, 2009, 12:17:39 AM
Hey Kaos.....Who the FUCK Cares if some Auburn fans don't care to hear about rumors and/or they don't believe any of them, at all.  They were posted here because it's all over the God Damn internet.  If you choose not to believe any of them, that's fine....whatever.  I guess, since there's only 14-20 people that come to this board then, then we shouldn't post anything other than Complete facts...Only.  It was posted with "TIFWIW", if it's not worth much to you then don't fuckin' try to slam posters that think it might be worth something.  All of the rumors that I and Chop have posted here.....are just that, Rumors.

But the thing about most of these rumors, that you and some others are failing to see, is that they aren't coming from some unknown posters, most of them are coming from some well respected posters.  And, some of the rumors, that are being put out there, actually name names.  So, take that for what it's worth.  I for one, don't believe most of them.  But, some of them do seem to have legs.....especially the ones that name names.

I just went to the Bunker, and here is some more TIFWIW -

Poster #1
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Let's just say there might be other problems with bammer players that have gotten in trouble and the attorneys that represented them...The NCAA may have taken notice.

Response
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Who else? Counsel of record is public info so shouldn't be afraid to list them.

Response from Poster #1
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Well, if I did, the 1 who told me would lose his source. That source would know who told. It's not out yet, not a bit. Waiting to see if it comes out in the next days, weeks, and months.

Do you really buy into any of this?  Is it even worth writing on a bathroom stall?
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2009, 12:21:31 AM
I just went to the Bunker, and here is some more TIFWIW -

Poster #1
Response
Response from Poster #1
Do you really buy into any of this?  Is it even worth writing on a bathroom stall?

Depends on whether or not they give good head.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 15, 2009, 09:24:47 AM
Protect me from what, exactly?  From someone as yourself?  LMFAO, that's rich.

As for being a "Well respected poster".... :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:

You seem to be the only one having a herniated disk on this board, whenever a post is made that you don't agree on.  It's fine if you call the rumor "Bullshit", or call Shenanigans on it...what the fuck do you think "TIFWIW" means?  But, don't fuckin' slam others, that have an open mind to see that some of the shit being put out there, just might be true.  And, if any to all of these rumors are true, you won't see me posting...."See, I told you so", I won't even post anything about me or whomever that posted the rumor first, I'll be too busy laughing at the beating that uat is taking.

That's all I did, bitch.  I posted three BS icons and said I hoped it was true but wasn't going to be part of the David Wardsian jerkoff society over these ridiculous rumors.  Cue pissing, moaning and donkey shit from two particular posters.  Wonder who that would be?

I'll fuckin' slam whoever I want.  An open mind?  Yeah.  That's what it takes. An open mind.  The kind of mind that looks at Alien Boy on the cover of Star Weekly and believes that shit is true. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AUChizad on March 15, 2009, 11:10:40 AM
Chop, trying to place the burden of proof on those who don't believe the rumors are true is absolutely ridiculous.

That being said, I want to hear the rumors that are floating around out there, no matter how ridiculous they are. Since I only read this board, I wouldn't know about them otherwise.

Maybe we need to create a new forum called Fantasy Land or something about wild speculative rumors.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 15, 2009, 11:48:49 AM
Chop, trying to place the burden of proof on those who don't believe the rumors are true is absolutely ridiculous.

That being said, I want to hear the rumors that are floating around out there, no matter how ridiculous they are. Since I only read this board, I wouldn't know about them otherwise.

Maybe we need to create a new forum called Fantasy Land or something about wild speculative rumors.

I never said that anyone had to do anything.  If you notice, Kaos doesn't attack the rumors by posting reasons why he knows they aren't true.  He attacks them simply because he doesn't like rumors period, and especially doesn't like it if I posted it.  I get that, and expect it.  All I was saying is that if you are SOOOO sure it's not true and run around placing "bs" on everything, then provide the reasons why you KNOW it's not true.  The burden of proof is only placed because he comes out with a certainty of how false the rumor is.  Really? Well, prove it then.  If you don't believe rumors, fine, I'm not sure I do either, but I posted the info just to get the reactions, not be attacked for simply posting it. 

Like you, I'd at least like to see what's being said out there one way or the other, and see the discussion that gets sparked.  If because the simple fact that I posted the material is the problem, I simply won't anymore. 

 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 15, 2009, 01:19:50 PM
I never said that anyone had to do anything.  If you notice, Kaos doesn't attack the rumors by posting reasons why he knows they aren't true.  He attacks them simply because he doesn't like rumors period, and especially doesn't like it if I posted it.  I get that, and expect it.  All I was saying is that if you are SOOOO sure it's not true and run around placing "bs" on everything, then provide the reasons why you KNOW it's not true.  The burden of proof is only placed because he comes out with a certainty of how false the rumor is.  Really? Well, prove it then.  If you don't believe rumors, fine, I'm not sure I do either, but I posted the info just to get the reactions, not be attacked for simply posting it. 

Like you, I'd at least like to see what's being said out there one way or the other, and see the discussion that gets sparked.  If because the simple fact that I posted the material is the problem, I simply won't anymore. 

 

Nope.  Not you Chopper.  Everything -- despite your self-absorbed view -- isn't about you.   Go back and look at the "attack."  Three BS icons and a statement that I don't want to be a part of the David Wardsian peddling of bogus garbage.  That's MY stance, not anybody else's.  I suggest you need to grow a little skin, princess.

Rumors are worthless.  Greasy Weasel's "I hate Gene Chizik for reasons I can't disclose" is worthless.  I said that here, I said it on the other site when David Ward's goofy ass was posting 11,000 PLOI rumors. 

We've HEARD this this for years.  So and so got a car.  So and so got a new kitchen.  This got paid. That got paid.  The only time I care to delve into that is when I have some first-hand knowledge of the situation -- as in when the car dealer called WNSP and "explained" Julio's tricked out Tahoe.   

Here, you and Prowler have become the rumor mongers.  I like rumors if they have some facts to surround them.  "I read  on another message board" is not fact.  "Respected poster" is the biggest crock of shit in the universe. Just because it has a name attached it's not fact.  

Not my mission to tell you what to post.  Not yours to tell me I can't flip it the finger if it doesn't pass the Star Weekly test.  That's not a reflection on you at all unless you choose to make it so, Mr. Ward. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 15, 2009, 02:25:27 PM
Nope.  Not you Chopper.  Everything -- despite your self-absorbed view -- isn't about you.   Go back and look at the "attack."  Three BS icons and a statement that I don't want to be a part of the David Wardsian peddling of bogus garbage.  That's MY stance, not anybody else's.  I suggest you need to grow a little skin, princess.

Rumors are worthless.  Greasy Weasel's "I hate Gene Chizik for reasons I can't disclose" is worthless.  I said that here, I said it on the other site when David Ward's goofy ass was posting 11,000 PLOI rumors. 

We've HEARD this this for years.  So and so got a car.  So and so got a new kitchen.  This got paid. That got paid.  The only time I care to delve into that is when I have some first-hand knowledge of the situation -- as in when the car dealer called WNSP and "explained" Julio's tricked out Tahoe.   

Here, you and Prowler have become the rumor mongers.  I like rumors if they have some facts to surround them.  "I read  on another message board" is not fact.  "Respected poster" is the biggest crock of shit in the universe. Just because it has a name attached it's not fact.  

Not my mission to tell you what to post.  Not yours to tell me I can't flip it the finger if it doesn't pass the Star Weekly test.  That's not a reflection on you at all unless you choose to make it so, Mr. Ward

You are seriously fucked in the head.  Let me put this in baby sized sentences for you.  We just pass along the info.  We don't, and didn't write any of it.  We have both said repeatedly take it for what it's worth.  We have both said repeatedly that most of it we don't agree with.

If you have info to share, you should.  If you don't and all you want to do is call us Mr. Ward, or whatever, just understand it's worthless bullshit to do so.

 

Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 15, 2009, 06:42:49 PM
You are seriously fucked in the head.  Let me put this in baby sized sentences for you.  We just pass along the info.  We don't, and didn't write any of it.  We have both said repeatedly take it for what it's worth.  We have both said repeatedly that most of it we don't agree with.

If you have info to share, you should.  If you don't and all you want to do is call us Mr. Ward, or whatever, just understand it's worthless bullshit to do so.


No more worthless or bullshit than David Wardsian rumor and innuendo. 

When you (or anybody else) posts unsubstantiated bullshit just because you read it on some other message board, I'll reserve the right to tell you to provide some kind of proof or facts to back it up. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 15, 2009, 09:08:23 PM
No more worthless or bullshit than David Wardsian rumor and innuendo. 

When you (or anybody else) posts unsubstantiated bullshit just because you read it on some other message board, I'll reserve the right to tell you to provide some kind of proof or facts to back it up

Okay then Titan...errr Poon Clown.

Consider It Clown Rule #1.  Poon Clown reserves all rights to "Tell anyone to provide some kind of proof or facts to back it up" regardless of context, origins or purpose. 

You're a funny person.   :eyeroll:

Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 15, 2009, 10:49:47 PM
Okay then Titan...errr Poon Clown.

Consider It Clown Rule #1.  Poon Clown reserves all rights to "Tell anyone to provide some kind of proof or facts to back it up" regardless of context, origins or purpose. 

You're a funny person.   :eyeroll:



Yep. Fuckstick.  For once you got something right. 

i'm going to say whatever the fuck I want.  There's not a single fucking thing you can do or say to change it.  So grow some skin.  You're going to need it.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 15, 2009, 11:26:33 PM
Yep. Fuckstick.  For once you got something right. 

i'm going to say whatever the fuck I want.  There's not a single fucking thing you can do or say to change it.  So grow some skin.  You're going to need it.

I never told you couldn't say something dumbass.   :popcorn:

Poon Clown: All of what Titan used to be, minus any kind of authority.     
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 15, 2009, 11:33:48 PM
I never told you couldn't say something dumbass.   :popcorn:

Poon Clown: All of what Titan used to be, minus any kind of authority.     

You say you get it, but you never, ever, ever do. 

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Go back and look at the exchanges in both the threads that have caused you to rip your nuts off and feed them to the dog. 

Your bled into your fucking panties when I said your "respected poster" rumors were bullshit until proven otherwise.   

You were shitting all over yourself and making a complete fool of yourself (and by proxy Auburn) in your discussions with Argo here. 

What set off another butt-fucked monkey rampage from you was the suggestion that you SERIOUSLY ought to see that you've got fucking problems when Bama and Auburn fans are joining together to take sides against you.  That point STILL stands, numbnuts.  You ought to take a lesson, but your dino-brain just can't register.  I knew I was wasting my time pointing it out to you, but I gave it a shot.  Should have expected your patented dumber-than-shit replies. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 15, 2009, 11:42:47 PM
You say you get it, but you never, ever, ever do. 

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Buddy I'm dandy.  The problem is, I know where most guys on here are coming from.  I don't get personal, and I can call them names, get called names and it's fine.  You however, think you're better than everyone else.  You get personal more than you know, and you'll just have to accept that I will never find what you say to be funny, even if you're trying to mean it that way.  Much like you view me I suppose.  Best thing to do, is just lay off, and find you someone else to go nuts over.  I have no problem with going back and forth (obviously), but I won't just lay down and take your bullshit. 

So, are we done here, or are you still under the impression that you'll change something?
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 15, 2009, 11:47:33 PM
Go back and look at the exchanges in both the threads that have caused you to rip your nuts off and feed them to the dog. 
Your bled into your fucking panties when I said your "respected poster" rumors were bullshit until proven otherwise.   

You were shitting all over yourself and making a complete fool of yourself (and by proxy Auburn) in your discussions with Argo here. 

What set off another butt-fucked monkey rampage from you was the suggestion that you SERIOUSLY ought to see that you've got fucking problems when Bama and Auburn fans are joining together to take sides against you.  That point STILL stands, numbnuts.  You ought to take a lesson, but your dino-brain just can't register.  I knew I was wasting my time pointing it out to you, but I gave it a shot.  Should have expected your patented dumber-than-shit replies

You still don't gather that I'm just laughing at you... do you?
 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 15, 2009, 11:54:41 PM
Buddy I'm dandy.  The problem is, I know where most guys on here are coming from.  I don't get personal, and I can call them names, get called names and it's fine.  You however, think you're better than everyone else.  You get personal more than you know, and you'll just have to accept that I will never find what you say to be funny, even if you're trying to mean it that way.  Much like you view me I suppose.  Best thing to do, is just lay off, and find you someone else to go nuts over.  I have no problem with going back and forth (obviously), but I won't just lay down and take your bullshit. 

So, are we done here, or are you still under the impression that you'll change something?

Riiiiiight.  

Your thin ass skin is my problem.  Check.  

Whatever, dude.  I've never made the kind of personal shots you've routinely made.  You've never understood boundaries and you still don't.  

Sorry for the edit above as you were posting.  It's habit.  I write shit, go back and read it and then rearrange it or add to it or take away from it.  It's what writers do.  

And that's one thing you're right about.  I can't write right now.  I want to, but I don't have time to do it justice.  If I have any stress or frustration in my life that would be it.  

Fuck it.  This has gone on long enough.  You try to quit blowing up like a fucking puffer fish if I post something critical -- because I'm going to post critical shit and you might as well get used to it -- and I'll try to scale it back a little.  

You've got this fucking idea that I think I'm smarter than you or whatever.  Hell, man, I'm smarter than everybody.  No insult there.  

I heard a guy on the radio the other day and it describes my attitude toward things.  I'm not always right, but I'm never in doubt.  

Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 15, 2009, 11:59:01 PM
Riiiiiight.  

Your thin ass skin is my problem.  Check.  Whatever, dude.  I've never made the kind of personal shots you've routinely made.  You've never understood boundaries and you still don't.

Sorry man, but anyone who's spent more than 5 minutes around me knows that I'm not as thin skinned, nor as volcanic as you seem to portrait.

Just figure it out and chill like you're saying below....  

  

Quote
Sorry for the edit above as you were posting.  It's habit.  I write shit, go back and read it and then rearrange it or add to it or take away from it.  It's what writers do.  

And that's one thing you're right about.  I can't write right now.  I want to, but I don't have time to do it justice.  If I have any stress or frustration in my life that would be it.  

Fuck it.  This has gone on long enough.  You try to quit blowing up like a fucking puffer fish if I post something critical -- because I'm going to post critical shit and you might as well get used to it -- and I'll try to scale it back a little.  

You've got this fucking idea that I think I'm smarter than you or whatever.  Hell, man, I'm smarter than everybody.  No insult there.  

I heard a guy on the radio the other day and it describes my attitude toward things.  I'm not always right, but I'm never in doubt.  

Fair enough on the rest of this.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 16, 2009, 12:07:21 AM
You still don't gather that I'm just laughing at you... do you?
 

** Fuck it.  Not worth the trouble **
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 16, 2009, 12:20:31 AM
I know I must come across as uptight and intense or something, but nothing could be further from the truth.  Perception, though, can be reality in shit like this. 

See, you get it, but evidently only if it helps your case. 


As far as you reporting that others you have talked to say that I'm EXTREMELY thin skinned and proned to rage in person (which is BS by the way)...

I don't hang with the people you talk to, so I wouldn't know what to tell you.  I know I hang out with a few here, play golf with a few others (joining a golf club to play with a group of guys I met through another), and have a great time.  I've had a great time meeting a few others at the On Tap gatherings we've had from time to time.  Outside of that, I'm not on here looking for internet friends, so I'm not sure what to tell you about what some people might have told you.  So, if you thought you were getting a shot in on me there, it would be a whiff.

Have a good night, Kaos.    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 16, 2009, 02:15:57 AM
See, you get it, but evidently only if it helps your case. 


As far as you reporting that others you have talked to say that I'm EXTREMELY thin skinned and proned to rage in person (which is BS by the way)...

I don't hang with the people you talk to, so I wouldn't know what to tell you.  I know I hang out with a few here, play golf with a few others (joining a golf club to play with a group of guys I met through another), and have a great time.  I've had a great time meeting a few others at the On Tap gatherings we've had from time to time.  Outside of that, I'm not on here looking for internet friends, so I'm not sure what to tell you about what some people might have told you.  So, if you thought you were getting a shot in on me there, it would be a whiff.

Have a good night, Kaos.    :thumbsup:

Didn't say in person...

I always get it.  And I never whiff. 
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 16, 2009, 09:11:58 AM
Didn't say in person...

I always get it.  And I never whiff. 


I wouldn't expect you to say anything different.  Being lost within your own mind has got to be a trip, that's for sure.  Have a good day, Kaos.
Title: Re: Here's uat's timeline on their last dealings with the NCAA
Post by: Kaos on March 16, 2009, 10:59:05 AM

I wouldn't expect you to say anything different.  Being lost within your own mind has got to be a trip, that's for sure.  Have a good day, Kaos.

Not lost either, but thanks for the well wishes.