I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...

[Tiger Wench]

WATERVILLE, Wash. — An argument over butter in a macaroni and cheese recipe churned into violence between a brother and sister near East Wenatchee.

A 21-year-old man called police June 6 to say his 17-year-old sister had tried to cut his neck with the serrated edge of a spatula.

The police report says the sister was making macaroni and cheese when her brother asked if she was using butter. That led to an argument over the difference between butter and margarine. And, then butter battle escalated.

The Wenatchee World reports the girl was charged in Douglas County Superior Court with fourth-degree assault.

[Snaggletiger]

If the bitch was really trying to slip margarine in the Mac n Cheese instead of real butter, then she's the one that deserves to have her throat slit.

[Buzz Killington]

PARKAY Bitch!!!

[JR4AU]

If the bitch was really trying to slip margarine in the Mac n Cheese instead of real butter, then she's the one that deserves to have her throat slit.

I'm thinking a jury in Alabama would agree.

[AUsweetheart]

If the bitch was really trying to slip margarine in the Mac n Cheese instead of real butter, then she's the one that deserves to have her throat slit.

Fuck that.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who asks me to make the Mac n Cheese, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spatula and make it your goddamn self.

[Pell City Tiger]

Fuck that.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who asks me to make the Mac n Cheese, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spatula and make it your goddamn self.

A spatula? For macaroni and cheese? See, you're doing it all wrong. You're going to have a big mess on your hands.

[Saniflush]

Fuck that.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who asks me to make the Mac n Cheese, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spatula and make it your goddamn self.

Did you order the mac and cheese?

[Snaggletiger]

Did you order the mac and cheese?

DID YOU ORDER THE MAC AND CHEESE???

[Saniflush]

DID YOU ORDER THE MAC AND CHEESE???

I did ordered the dish you sent me to order.

[Godfather]

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to make that Mac n Cheese, you need me to make that Mac n Cheese. We use words like salt, boiling water, cheese. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending butter. You use them as a punchline.

[JR4AU]

Fuck that.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who asks me to make the Mac n Cheese, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spatula and make it your goddamn self.

Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught Mac n' Cheese at Mac n' Cheese school.

[Saniflush]

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to make that Mac n Cheese, you need me to make that Mac n Cheese. We use words like salt, boiling water, cheese. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending butter. You use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who sits at the table of the very mac and cheese I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spoon and stand at the oven. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.

[AUsweetheart]

I make my mac n cheese how I make my motherfucker mac n cheese. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I make mac n cheese three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge and make me nervous.

[War Eagle!!!]

What the fuck are y'all talking about?

Another thread fucked up...

[Godfather]

What the fuck are y'all talking about?

Another thread fucked up...

You see War Eagle, I can deal with the margarine, and the butter, and the pasta. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

[War Eagle!!!]

You see War Eagle, I can deal with the margarine, and the butter, and the pasta. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

no clue...

[wesfau2]

no clue...

Jack, Tommy Cruise and some Code Red goodness.

[Godfather]

y'all fuck up every thread

[Snaggletiger]

Colonel, what kind of fucked up kitchen you running here?  I'm going back to my restaurant.

[JR4AU]

This code of honor of yours makes me wanna beat the shit outta somebody!