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Re: FIFA
« Reply #160 on: June 24, 2010, 03:33:31 PM »
Chuck Norris' beard is the goalie.
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #161 on: June 24, 2010, 03:34:43 PM »
The crippled chicken is the goalie, right?

I thought Chuck's bead was the goalie?

Fuck it!  What Pale Rider said!
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #162 on: June 24, 2010, 03:40:38 PM »
Chuck Norris makes a vuvuzela sound like the London Symphony.

I laughed out loud...
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #163 on: June 24, 2010, 03:46:09 PM »
Chuck Norris is ghey just like soccer.

Ok Sani - this where me and you go our separate ways.....Chuck does not partake in teh ghey butt sex festivities unless there is something he has not told me.
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #164 on: June 24, 2010, 03:58:21 PM »
Ok Sani - this where me and you go our separate ways.....Chuck does not partake in teh ghey butt sex festivities unless there is something he has not told me.

I don't care about either I was just trying to stir the pot.  Unlike soccer fans.....Who like to stir the collards.
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #165 on: June 24, 2010, 04:01:37 PM »
I don't care about either I was just trying to stir the pot.  Unlike soccer fans.....Who like to stir the collards.
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #166 on: June 24, 2010, 04:09:13 PM »
R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter sold separately.

Only thang that makes my life complete is to turn your face into a toilet seat
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #167 on: June 24, 2010, 04:10:23 PM »
R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter sold separately.

and with each purchase of R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter, you get 3 Scooby Snacks free of charge.
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #168 on: June 24, 2010, 04:15:00 PM »
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love,
I don't really want, none of the above
I want to piss on you.
drip drip drip pee on you, piss on you
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #169 on: June 24, 2010, 04:17:18 PM »
Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' bout.
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #170 on: June 24, 2010, 04:30:19 PM »
Chad talking smack about fags beating people up gave me my laugh for the day.

As Kaos would say, good one Sancho - and thanks for playing.

The fook'd you say about us, you bloody fookin wanka?
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #171 on: June 25, 2010, 07:22:07 AM »

The fook'd you say about us, you bloody fookin wanka?

I said LIVERPOOL!


Fuck me.  Soccer movie smack.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: FIFA
« Reply #172 on: June 25, 2010, 09:32:20 AM »
I'm impressed. Not

Do those soccer 'guys'/english fags want a little of this? Seeing as how these Irish guys took out a Russian Mafia team twice their size, surely a couple of fruity cheerios would be of no issue.

Cheers

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Re: FIFA
« Reply #173 on: June 25, 2010, 09:57:38 AM »
you had me on "these Irish guys". You don't mess with the Arshtans.
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« Reply #174 on: June 25, 2010, 12:16:19 PM »
The Netherlands and Japan make it 12.  Brazil and Portugal make it 14.

Chile will make 15 and Spain and Switzerland are vying for the 16th and last spot.

The two teams (out of 16) that survive single elimination play will combine forces and face Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris's beard and his crippled chicken for the World Cup Title.

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Re: FIFA
« Reply #175 on: June 25, 2010, 01:30:32 PM »
The Netherlands and Japan make it 12.  Brazil and Portugal make it 14.

Chile will make 15 and Spain and Switzerland are vying for the 16th and last spot.

The two teams (out of 16) that survive single elimination play will combine forces and face Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris's beard and his crippled chicken for the World Cup Title.


My money is on Chuck but if the US makes it to the final, Im gonna be in a pickle.
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #176 on: June 25, 2010, 01:48:42 PM »
My money is on Chuck but if the US makes it to the final, Im gonna be in a pickle.

This is the doomsday scenario for soccer lovers everywhere, for if it happens Team USA and Chuck Norris (along with his beard and crippled chicken) will simply lock arms and lead the crowd in a vuvuzela rendition of Kum-Ba_Yah, retire the world cup trophy, disband FIFA (or give it to Jerry Jones...same difference) and the NFL will take over the world.

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Re: FIFA
« Reply #177 on: June 25, 2010, 01:56:38 PM »
and the NFL will take over the world.

 :bar:

This has already been tested. The NFL Europe was horrible along with the other leagues that have spawned over the years. They even tried making the season for these leagues during the spring. It was good for about a year aor two and then flopped.
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Re: FIFA
« Reply #178 on: June 26, 2010, 03:34:41 PM »
With only a half to play, US is down 1 to nill. US looking a little lethargic.  :cage:
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