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Thoughts on American Idol Finale

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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2010, 04:44:31 PM »
Sans scooter, however.


I appreciate you Weskies, I really do. But Im gonna have to agree with BK. When that girl does come around (God help her, whoever she is) it's gonna happen. Not necessarily balls in a jar, no woman that is really worth a fuck really wants that...but you'll compromise.

You'll go down fighting, but you'll go down. ;)

That is a true statement.  No woman, not even pushy overbearing ones, want a nutless pussy who is afraid to breathe.  Real women want a real man.  Simple enough.

I talk a big talk, and I walk it most of the time, but C is the head of our household and I am the first one to say it.

And that is HAWT.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2010, 04:44:46 PM »
Sans scooter, however.

Was it all you hoped it would be?

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I appreciate you Weskies, I really do. But Im gonna have to agree with BK. When that girl does come around (God help her, whoever she is) it's gonna happen. Not necessarily balls in a jar, no woman that is really worth a fuck really wants that...but you'll compromise.

You'll go down fighting, but you'll go down. ;)

Maybe.  She'd have to be one hell of a woman.  So far no one can convince me to give up the good life.

And not wanting to die alone in a puddle of your own feces under a mountain of empty bottles of [insert your poison of choice here]...

You're born alone and you'll die alone.  Make peace with it.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2010, 04:46:02 PM »
You're born alone and you'll die alone.  Make peace with it.
I may go into that good night alone, but I hope his face or the face of my children are the last things I see.  I am at peace with that.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2010, 04:47:07 PM »
Damn, that's deep. 
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2010, 04:47:55 PM »
You're born alone and you'll die alone.  Make peace with it.
Actually I was born with a bunch of people in the room.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #45 on: May 27, 2010, 04:48:09 PM »
Damn, that's deep. 
Way too deep for a Thursday from hell.  One of you bitches get me a drink, stat.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #46 on: May 27, 2010, 04:50:46 PM »
Actually I was born with a bunch of people in the room.


I don't remember all of them but I know one slapped my ass.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #47 on: May 27, 2010, 04:52:12 PM »
I may go into that good night alone, but I hope his face or the face of my children are the last things I see.  I am at peace with that.

I also hope that when I meet my maker, I can say I gave, I loved and I received and he will welcome me with open arms.



but you don't believe in any of that so I guess it doesn't matter. (wesfau not wench)
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #48 on: May 27, 2010, 04:52:42 PM »
I don't remember all of them but I know one slapped my ass.
It was also the first time you got pussy.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 04:53:45 PM by Godfather »
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #49 on: May 27, 2010, 04:53:30 PM »
You're born alone and you'll die alone.  Make peace with it.

Odds are, someone will witness your death.

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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #50 on: May 27, 2010, 04:54:43 PM »
Odds are, someone will witness your death.



Unless he's good at covering up his tracks.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #51 on: May 27, 2010, 04:55:39 PM »
It was also the first time you got pussy.

And it sure wasn't the last. 
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #52 on: May 27, 2010, 04:59:09 PM »
I also hope that when I meet my maker, I can say I gave, I loved and I received and he will welcome me with open arms.



but you don't believe in any of that so I guess it doesn't matter. (wesfau not wench)

You're getting the picture.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #53 on: May 27, 2010, 05:02:56 PM »
I gotta' bank on it.  If it's not real, then I won't know it anyway.  If it is...
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #54 on: May 27, 2010, 05:06:21 PM »
I gotta' bank on it.  If it's not real, then I won't know it anyway.  If it is...

Like I said, diff'rent strokes...

I only know what I can see/touch/experience.  This life is all we're guaranteed.  I'm going to make the most of it and do what I want (without harming others).  Sin is a meaningless word in my world.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #55 on: May 27, 2010, 05:36:36 PM »
Odds are, someone will witness your death find the note you leave.


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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #56 on: May 27, 2010, 05:43:19 PM »
It was also the first time you tasted pussy.

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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #57 on: May 27, 2010, 11:24:52 PM »
My only regrets was that Clay Aiken didn't make an appearance. :wartim: :wartim:
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #58 on: May 28, 2010, 09:27:56 AM »
I don't remember all of them but I know one slapped my ass.

Usually you have to pay extra for that.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #59 on: May 28, 2010, 10:12:28 AM »
Usually you have to pay extra for that.

You want happy ending?
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