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Thoughts on American Idol Finale

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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2010, 02:50:59 PM »
I would be the no huntingest mother fucker in the galaxy...

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« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2010, 02:55:37 PM »
Word.

First you give up hunting...

Then your friends have to go, because you spend too much time with them...

Then you need to attend Sally Sue's baby shower on Saturday, because it is much more important than some silly football game.

Finally, the balls are handed over.

Fuck that shit.  Proper.

I don't give a rat's ass how hot the chick is.  Somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.
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« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2010, 02:57:01 PM »
I'd pretend to be a non-huntin' mutha fucka if it netted me a shot of ass from CU!  
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2010, 02:59:44 PM »
I don't give a rat's ass how hot the chick is.  Somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.

But you would get paid like a mother fucker for leaving...fuck a pre-nup...
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2010, 03:23:36 PM »
Bunch of hen pecked bitches.  Weskie got my back on this.

I am not changing anything I love to do for any woman just cause she does not like it.

In da mouf thrice.
Howard I believe, Weskie is full of shit.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2010, 03:34:48 PM »
Howard I believe, Weskie is full of shit.

« Last Edit: February 08, 2011, 03:59:35 PM by wesfau2 »
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2010, 03:38:01 PM »
You misunderstand...

I am not talking about now, I am talking future, he can hold his own now....but mark my words.  He finds the right girl he will fold like a cheap suit!!!

Howard will never let me touch his face....just sayin.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2010, 03:51:40 PM »
Howard I believe, Weskie is full of shit.


I already sent one packing for trying to make me compromise on some pretty major shit.

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For the record, she ain't "my girl" in the sense that I see her exclusively.  If you have stronger game than me, feel free to try to hit it.

You misunderstand...

I am not talking about now, I am talking future, he can hold his own now....but mark my words.  He finds the right girl he will fold like a cheap suit!!!

Oh hell, no.  If I was going to fold it would have been this past September.  I was close.  Then I came to my senses.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2010, 03:56:01 PM »
I already sent one packing for trying to make me compromise on some pretty major shit.

For the record, she ain't "my girl" in the sense that I see her exclusively.  If you have stronger game than me, feel free to try to hit it.

Oh hell, no.  If I was going to fold it would have been this past September.  I was close.  Then I came to my senses.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2010, 04:00:21 PM »
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« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2010, 04:07:56 PM »
Don't hate....appreciate.
I'm not a hater.  I just know you.  ;)

My wife doesn't control my balls either.  However there are things that I compromise on to keep mama happy and you know dis man.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2010, 04:10:46 PM »
I'm not a hater.  I just know you.  ;)

Care to wager upon this?


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My wife doesn't control my balls either.  However there are things that I compromise on to keep mama happy and you know dis man.

I was staring down a lifetime of compromise in the name of domestic peace.  I decided to say "fuck that".  In a compromise, no one gets what they want.  I have only this life and I want what the fuck I want.  I did my compromising for a long, long time.  That was quite enough of that for me.  To each his own, however.
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« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2010, 04:13:09 PM »

I was staring down a lifetime of compromise in the name of domestic peace.  I decided to say "fuck that".  In a compromise, no one gets what they want.  I have only this life and I want what the fuck I want.  I did my compromising for a long, long time.  That was quite enough of that for me.  To each his own, however.
Actually its called love.
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2010, 04:16:20 PM »
Actually its called love.

Diff'rent Strokes.

I love me some me.
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« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2010, 04:20:14 PM »
I find myself reading the last couple of pages and constantly going, "Uh huh...yeah..das right...testify".
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« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2010, 04:25:52 PM »
I find myself reading the last couple of pages and constantly going, "Uh huh...yeah..das right...testify".

Just don't let your wife hear you saying that shit. :haha:
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« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2010, 04:31:21 PM »
Just don't let your wife hear you saying that poop. :haha:

Aaahhh..but you don't know which posts I was testifying to.  BTDub, I understand soemone on this board hit up Ms. Lucille's recently. 
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« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2010, 04:36:03 PM »
Aaahhh..but you don't know which posts I was testifying to. 

Oh, I know.  But I'll let you keep the plausible deniability intact.

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BTDub, I understand soemone on this board hit up Ms. Lucille's recently. 

O rly?  Who's been fishin in your honey hole?
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2010, 04:41:31 PM »
Sans scooter, however.


I appreciate you Weskies, I really do. But Im gonna have to agree with BK. When that girl does come around (God help her, whoever she is) it's gonna happen. Not necessarily balls in a jar, no woman that is really worth a fuck really wants that...but you'll compromise.

You'll go down fighting, but you'll go down. ;)
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Re: Thoughts on American Idol Finale
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2010, 04:41:41 PM »
Actually its called love.
And not wanting to die alone in a puddle of your own feces under a mountain of empty bottles of [insert your poison of choice here]...
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