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Buzz Killington

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Bow down to me...I am now an insider
« on: February 21, 2008, 02:45:55 PM »
Just ate lunch at the table next to Coach Joe Whitt at Nikki's on 2nd.  That qualifies me as an insider now, right?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Bow down to me...I am now an insider
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2008, 03:38:57 PM »
Cool. For a minute there I thought you had become a metal smith.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Bow down to me...I am now an insider
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2008, 04:35:54 PM »
Congratulations.  Your shift at the plant starts at 3:00 p.m. sharp on Monday.  You'll have to be in on at least 4 of those cool, CTT conference calls to get a red, insiders bat-phone installed next to your work station.

Oh yeah, you need to go aahead and brush up on your acronyms and shit. 

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Buzz Killington

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Re: Bow down to me...I am now an insider
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2008, 05:24:26 PM »
IRMCJWACPFD
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Bow down to me...I am now an insider
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2008, 02:11:59 AM »
Quote from: Hugh Jass on February 21, 2008, 05:24:26 PM
IRMCJWACPFD
please decode for those of us not on the inside!
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Re: Bow down to me...I am now an insider
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2008, 07:17:17 AM »
Quote from: jumbo on February 22, 2008, 02:11:59 AM
please decode for those of us not on the inside!

That's what happens to insiders.  they get all hoytie toytie and don't want to let the rest of us in on their little secrets.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Bow down to me...I am now an insider
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2008, 08:38:25 AM »
Quote from: jumbo on February 22, 2008, 02:11:59 AM
please decode for those of us not on the inside!
I really miss Coach Joe Whitt and Coach Patrick Fain Dye
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Bow down to me...I am now an insider
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2008, 10:29:37 AM »
Quote from: Hugh Jass on February 22, 2008, 08:38:25 AM
I really miss Coach Joe Whitt and Coach Patrick Fain Dye

YCHCUWSMMCTT...TSWERF...IGYLYHSWYBAIT

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You could have come up with something much more clever than that...that shit wasn't even really funny...I guess you lose your humorous side whe you become an insider though.
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Re: Bow down to me...I am now an insider
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2008, 01:52:27 PM »
Yeah, I was kind of waitin' on something other than that weak sauce myself.

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Bow down to me...I am now an insider
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2008, 11:00:19 PM »
Did you eat his leftover catfish fillets?
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