The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

AUJarhead · « **Reply #160 on:** May 09, 2010, 01:46:05 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 09, 2010, 01:01:28 PM

I am going to make an official request that Jarhead can not post in the "bitch and moan" thread...

Can I adopt the O's since I'm working in Maryland?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #161 on:** May 09, 2010, 11:17:14 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on May 09, 2010, 01:46:05 PM

Can I adopt the O's since I'm working in Maryland?

Sure, but be prepared for disappointment every season.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #162 on:** May 13, 2010, 10:14:14 PM »

Hey, Jarhead... I have been so busy these past few days that I missed the Astros - Cards series. I just had so much to do, like, you know, cleaning off the back porch... had to do about three days worth of this...

How did that series turn out, hmmm?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #163 on:** May 14, 2010, 01:35:54 AM »

Will War Eagle please let me post again? Because man, I need to vent.

Wench, Brenden Fucking Ryan needs to get his fucking ass down to triple aaa.

They're shitty again.

My wife and I left Monday morning at 9am to drive to North Dakota for her grandmother's funeral. 36 hour round trip in the car. I'm fucking glad I couldn't watch this shit. I'd have fucking killed someone.

When I read the box scores, I went off like Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation. Holy shit and amen.

GH2001 · « **Reply #164 on:** May 14, 2010, 11:25:02 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on May 14, 2010, 01:35:54 AM

Will War Eagle please let me post again? Because man, I need to vent.

Wench, Brenden phuking Ryan needs to get his phuking ass down to triple aaa.

They're poopty again.

My wife and I left Monday morning at 9am to drive to North Dakota for her grandmother's funeral. 36 hour round trip in the car. I'm phuking glad I couldn't watch this poop. I'd have phuking killed someone.

When I read the box scores, I went off like Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation. Holy poop and amen.

Wheres the eggnog?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #165 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:26:37 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 14, 2010, 11:25:02 AM

Wheres the ~~eggnog~~ Tylenol?

[whistle sounds]

Personal foul. GH2001. Misquote of a classic movie line. Fifteen yards and loss of down. Third down.

GH2001 · « **Reply #166 on:** May 14, 2010, 04:49:50 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 14, 2010, 04:26:37 PM

[whistle sounds]

Personal foul. GH2001. Misquote of a classic movie line. Fifteen yards and loss of down. Third down.

I know the damn quote woman. My comment was in reference to him and Eddie's constant consuming of the good stuff.

Thrilla · « **Reply #167 on:** May 15, 2010, 09:58:53 AM »

So this is what a winning streak feels like? Nice walk-off last night, Prado. Helluva game.

Although I'm not making a big deal of this nor wish to offend the baseball karma gods in any way. Let the natural order of things continue their pre-ordained route towards their destiny as dictated by the baseball karma gods. All hail the baseball karma gods.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #168 on:** May 15, 2010, 10:37:54 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on May 14, 2010, 04:49:50 PM

I know the damn quote woman. My comment was in reference to him and Eddie's constant consuming of the good stuff.

It's a league game, Smokey.

GH2001 · « **Reply #169 on:** May 16, 2010, 08:31:20 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 15, 2010, 10:37:54 PM

It's a league game, Smokey.

10-4

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #170 on:** May 17, 2010, 09:05:20 AM »

One and seven against the Pirates.
ONE. AND. SEVEN.

Somebody shoot me now.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #171 on:** May 17, 2010, 10:36:29 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2010, 09:05:20 AM

One and seven against the Pirates.
ONE. AND. SEVEN.

Somebody shoot me now.

When the fuck does football season start?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #172 on:** May 17, 2010, 10:37:18 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on May 17, 2010, 10:36:29 AM

When the fuck does football season start?

Not soon enough.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #173 on:** May 17, 2010, 11:06:03 AM »

12-26, worst in the league.......the only hope we have to not be the worst team in MLB this year is the Astros and I am positive they will be better.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #174 on:** May 17, 2010, 11:11:51 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 17, 2010, 11:06:03 AM

12-26, worst in the league.......the only hope we have to not be the worst team in MLB this year is the Astros and I am positive they will be better.

Well, aren't you a fucking idiot...

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #175 on:** May 17, 2010, 11:14:42 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 17, 2010, 11:11:51 AM

Well, aren't you a phuking idiot...

I just know how shitty the O's are and always will be as long as Angelos is the owner. The Stros will rise up and win a few that will permanently keep us in our rightful place.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #176 on:** May 17, 2010, 12:24:47 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 17, 2010, 11:14:42 AM

I just know how poopty the O's are and always will be as long as Angelos is the owner. The Stros will rise up and win a few that will permanently keep us in our rightful place.

I don't think they have the Cards on their schedule for a while, so they may not win as much as you think.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #177 on:** May 17, 2010, 03:39:49 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 17, 2010, 11:14:42 AM

I just know how shitty the O's are and always will be as long as Angelos is the owner. The Stros will rise up and win a few that will permanently keep us in our rightful place.

The Stros have about as much chance of rising up as a dead man's love muscle...

GH2001 · « **Reply #178 on:** May 17, 2010, 03:57:06 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 17, 2010, 03:39:49 PM

The Stros have about as much chance of rising up as a dead man's love muscle...

Maybe they should bring back the Ryan Express. Man I loved that guy. Especially when he beat the hell out of Robin Ventura. That little punk ass.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #179 on:** May 17, 2010, 03:59:03 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 17, 2010, 03:39:49 PM

dead man's love muscle...

Speaking of...I saw where Zambrano blew a few leads this week in his new role as a setup man.