Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. The Library
  3. Broun Hall
  4. The Expendables
« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

The Expendables

  • 14 Replies
  • 3770 Views

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
The Expendables
« on: April 07, 2010, 10:45:00 AM »
it moved

Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

wesfau2

  • ***
  • 13576
  • I love it when you call me Big Poppa
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 10:48:13 AM »
That's also the name of a very good ska/punk/reggae band from Santa Cruz.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

GH2001

  • *
  • 23663
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 10:56:23 AM »
Still moving....


How many action stars can be in one movie?

Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Dolph Lundgren
Randy Couture
Terry Crews
Eric Roberts
Steve Austin
Mickey Rourke
Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
WDE

AWK

  • Caller of the "Taint"
  • ***
  • 8190
  • Damn Right.
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 11:01:11 AM »
They got the freakin' Governator and Bruce Willis...Jesus.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Jumbo

  • Assistant Pledge Master
  • ***
  • 10862
  • I live on the corner of Epic & Bananas.
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 01:33:36 PM »
Wow, that's a action star buffett with extra meat. Another Cheezy NIckleback song to throw rocks at.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

Kaos

  • *
  • 29118
  • Jeez
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2010, 02:44:33 PM »
You know Carl Weathers is pissed.  Where's Action Jackson? 

And what about Harrison Ford?  Couldn't they squeeze Indiana into this flick?  Or at least Shia Lebouf. Or a Transformer or two.  And why isn't Robert "Iron Man" Downey Jr. in this film?  Or Christian Batman Conner Bale? 

Other than that, it looks promising.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2010, 03:31:28 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 07, 2010, 02:44:33 PM
You know Carl Weathers is pissed.  Where's Action Jackson? 

And what about Harrison Ford?  Couldn't they squeeze Indiana into this flick?  Or at least Shia Lebouf. Or a Transformer or two.  And why isn't Robert "Iron Man" Downey Jr. in this film?  Or Christian Batman Conner Bale? 

Other than that, it looks promising.

Hell where is Johnny Weissmüller
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2010, 03:33:20 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 07, 2010, 02:44:33 PM
You know Carl Weathers is pissed.  Where's Action Jackson? 

And what about Harrison Ford?  Couldn't they squeeze Indiana into this flick?  Or at least Shia Lebouf. Or a Transformer or two.  And why isn't Robert "Iron Man" Downey Jr. in this film?  Or Christian Batman Conner Bale? 

Other than that, it looks promising.

I bet when you jacked off as a kid (or now) you complained about your cum shot.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Kaos

  • *
  • 29118
  • Jeez
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2010, 03:49:21 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 07, 2010, 03:33:20 PM
I bet when you jacked off as a kid (or now) you complained about your cum shot.

Only when it missed your face.  Bitch.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

War Eagle!!!

  • ****
  • 8292
  • The Original Backwards Hat
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2010, 03:50:52 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 07, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Only when it missed your face.  Bitch.

Booooo
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2010, 04:02:16 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 07, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Only when it missed your face.  Bitch.

Somebody can dish it, but can't take it?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Kaos

  • *
  • 29118
  • Jeez
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2010, 04:53:17 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 07, 2010, 04:02:16 PM
Somebody can dish it, but can't take it?

You have no concept of either. 
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

GH2001

  • *
  • 23663
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2010, 11:42:50 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 07, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Only when it missed your face.  Bitch.

Dude - you were trying to cum on another guy's face? and you missed as well?  WTF....its like I dont know you anymore.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
WDE

Kaos

  • *
  • 29118
  • Jeez
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2010, 12:05:39 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on April 07, 2010, 11:42:50 PM
Dude - you were trying to cum on another guy's face? and you missed as well?  WTF....its like I dont know you anymore.

Momentary lapse of reason.  She shouldn't have ducked.  I told the chick to be cool.  I said "be cool, honeybunny."

But when the bitch yells out afraid of the load in the eye, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally miss the shot.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2010, 12:08:30 AM by Kaos »
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

War Eagle!!!

  • ****
  • 8292
  • The Original Backwards Hat
Re: The Expendables
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2010, 08:29:33 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 08, 2010, 12:05:39 AM
Momentary lapse of reason.  She shouldn't have ducked.  I told the chick to be cool.  I said "be cool, honeybunny."

But when the bitch yells out afraid of the load in the eye, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally miss the shot.

You tried to cum on your mothers face?

And missed?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. The Library
  3. Broun Hall
  4. The Expendables