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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2010, 12:49:03 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 06, 2010, 12:46:53 PM
Nothing is free, Sani. You know that.

6 pick of PBR? I also have an assortment of liquor....
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2010, 12:49:30 PM »
I love where this thread is HEADed. Plus, I loved all those washed up Tarheel commentators giving my Dookies props.    
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2010, 12:52:40 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 06, 2010, 12:49:30 PM
I love where this thread is HEADed. Plus, I loved all those washed up Tarheel commentators giving my Dookies props.    

I know...right??  One mentions BJs and the activity meter goes through the roof.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2010, 12:53:46 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on April 06, 2010, 12:52:40 PM
I know...right??  One mentions BJs and the activity meter goes through the roof.

We can't help it.  We're men...we're men in tights.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2010, 12:56:53 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 06, 2010, 12:48:06 PM
You needent worry.  You'll get something.
Is it a gift that keeps on giving, by any chance?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2010, 12:59:43 PM »
Quote from: AWK on April 06, 2010, 12:56:53 PM
Is it a gift that keeps on giving, by any chance?

Nah. 
That's the jelly of the month club.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2010, 01:30:09 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 06, 2010, 12:59:43 PM
Nah. 
That's the jelly of the month club.

Good one Eddie.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2010, 01:36:06 PM »
Chicks dig the pearl necklace.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2010, 01:43:42 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2010, 01:36:06 PM
Chicks dig the pearl necklace.

Some do. Some don't. It's hard to tell who is who.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2010, 01:45:00 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 06, 2010, 01:43:42 PM
Some do. Some don't. It's hard to tell who is who.

I just supply it.  They can do with it what they want.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2010, 01:47:13 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 06, 2010, 01:45:00 PM
I just supply it.  They can do with it what they want.

Prince Charming.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2010, 01:50:56 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 06, 2010, 01:47:13 PM
Prince Charming.

I thought women liked honesty?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2010, 01:53:35 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 06, 2010, 01:43:42 PM
Some do. Some don't. It's hard to tell who is who.
Actually, it's pretty easy to spot them...at times anyway.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2010, 02:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 06, 2010, 01:50:56 PM
I thought women liked honesty?

Complete fallacy.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2010, 02:13:16 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2010, 01:53:35 PM
Actually, it's pretty easy to spot them...at times anyway.

I need to hear this theory. :popcorn:
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2010, 02:16:42 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 06, 2010, 02:11:50 PM
Complete fallacy.

Let me guess, a good personality and sense of humor don't win out either.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2010, 02:20:15 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 06, 2010, 02:16:42 PM
Let me guess, a good personality and sense of humor don't win out either.
Damn, I'm fucked.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2010, 02:24:07 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on April 06, 2010, 02:20:15 PM
Damn, I'm fucked.
Actually I think that makes you "not" fucked.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2010, 02:25:27 PM »
Its a good thing AWK hasn't caught wind of this thread, he will give you a bj for nutin.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2010, 02:25:49 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 06, 2010, 02:16:42 PM
Let me guess, a good personality and sense of humor don't win out either.

No, that part is true. Women value those qualities much more than men.....but women say they want the truth...and they really don't. They can't handle it, usually. They don't really want to know that you think their best friend is hot, that you would fuck the neighbor if you knew you wouldn't get caught, that you think about other women in the shower, that she does, indeed look fat in that dress.
Why do you think most of my friends are boys?

Just sayin.
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