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Damn, I wish I could drop 20 pounds and this guy loses 570...

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Re: Damn, I wish I could drop 20 pounds and this guy loses 570...
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2008, 04:41:35 PM »
Why doesn't he just drink some of the local tap water?  The resulting exploding shits should be good for a few pounds lost.
I wonder if the INS is watching for that truck to come near the border - he could smuggle over a dozen relatives hidden in his folds.
If a crane has to lift him, then how does he actually shit?  And who wipes him?  (Who on here was looking for a new job the other week?  That would be hell to explain - waddya do - I clean Mexican mudflaps)
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