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But Officer...
« on: February 12, 2008, 01:15:49 PM »
I thought it was ok...

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Re: But Officer...
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 01:16:36 PM »
I thought it was ok...



Funny, I've named my car the same thing after my wife cracked down on me...
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Re: But Officer...
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 02:16:09 PM »
Funny, I've named my car the same thing after my wife cracked down on me...

How can your wife crack down on something she still doesn't know about?
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Re: But Officer...
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2008, 02:42:48 PM »
How can your wife crack down on something she still doesn't know about?

Oh, there was some crack a lackin' down in the early days of the marraige.  Now I just have to blame an "insane metabolism" for why I'm always hungry.  And a lack of sleep for why my eyes are always red.  And a great sense of humor for why I'm always laughing.  And a bad drinking habit for why I'm always forgetting things.  And bad timing for why she's not pregnant yet due to shooting blan...wait a minute...who's been with my wife?
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