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Welcome Vandy Vol

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Welcome Vandy Vol
« on: February 01, 2010, 03:17:58 PM »
Even though you obviously have some identity crisis issues welcome to the board.  Please report to Jumbo with your dog for initiation.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2010, 03:20:58 PM »
Welcome to the X schizo!  Now go fist yourself!  Post often  :thumbsup:
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2010, 03:53:44 PM »
Welcome to the X.  Jumbo's been hoping you would join teh board.
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2010, 03:59:39 PM »
Newbies have to clean the shitter.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2010, 04:22:08 PM »
Yes, Welcome, State of Tennessee fan.
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2010, 04:34:39 PM »
Not only will I post often, but I will fist myself often...after cleaning the toilet with my bare hands.  I assume that this is the proper order of completing tasks as a newbie; I'd expect nothing less from this crowd.  As for my initiation with Jumbo, I humbly request the opportunity to substitute a cat.  It's just how I roll.
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2010, 04:47:51 PM »
Is it possible for a cat to survive a fisting from Jumbo?
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2010, 04:51:49 PM »
Is it possible for a cat to survive a fisting from Jumbo?

I took it to mean he wants a catting rather than a fisting.  Whatever floats your boat, VV.
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2010, 05:11:22 PM »
Not only will I post often, but I will fist myself often...after cleaning the toilet with my bare hands.  I assume that this is the proper order of completing tasks as a newbie; I'd expect nothing less from this crowd.  As for my initiation with Jumbo, I humbly request the opportunity to substitute a cat.  It's just how I roll.
 

Actually, the order of tasks for a newbie also includes giving me a hand job.  After fisting yourself and cleaning the shit toilet barehanded, of course.  That's how I roll.
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2010, 05:20:36 PM »
Newbies have to clean the shitter.

What's scarier about this is that someone clicked on it (viewed 1 time), so that they could see that shit up close.

Nice.

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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2010, 05:53:24 PM »
 Actually, the order of tasks for a newbie also includes giving me a hand job.  After fisting yourself and cleaning the shit toilet barehanded, of course.  That's how I roll.

You dirty sonofabitch.

What's scarier about this is that someone clicked on it (viewed 1 time), so that they could see that shit up close.

Nice.

 :bc:


What I'm still trying to figure out is...why is the guy in the bathtub?  I mean, I would think he could get a better angle on cleaning the toilet if he was located on the bathroom floor instead of jammed up in the shower.






Oh yeah, Welcome Vandy Vol.  Hope you're into scat.
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2010, 05:56:03 PM »
What's scarier about this is that someone clicked on it (viewed 1 time), so that they could see that shit up close.

Nice.

 :bc:

That's why its the X.

Welcome confused Hillbilly, now go post something worth looking at in the concourse. 
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2010, 06:03:39 PM »
What's scarier about this is that someone clicked on it (viewed 1 time), so that they could see that shit up close.

My money is on AWK.  He has a bit of a scat fetish.  And by a bit of a scat fetish, I mean he pays me money to freeze-dry my shit for him.
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2010, 06:18:35 PM »
Had I known you were from Tennessee, I would taken some time to malign both your teams while Chad was in search of the perfect parking space.

Welcome, Vandy Vol!
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2010, 06:22:35 PM »
What the fuck is a Vandy Vol? 

Is that like a Rebel Dawg  or a Clemson Cock?
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2010, 06:34:44 PM »
What the fuck is a Vandy Vol? 

Is that like a Rebel Dawg  or a Clemson Cock?
You said fuck, cock, and dawg in the same post.
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2010, 07:15:10 PM »
What the fuck is a Vandy Vol? 
It was a typo - I think he meant Dandy Doll.  You know how AWK likes teh girly men.

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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2010, 07:19:13 PM »
What the fuck is a Vandy Vol? 

Is that like a Rebel Dawg  or a Clemson Cock?

People misconstrue the actual relationship between Vanderbilt University and the University of Tennessee.  Comparing "Vandy Vol" to "Rebel Dawg" and "Clemson Cock" is like stating that the Gamecocks have a heated rivalry with the Paladins of Furman.  The fact that we're in the same state doesn't suddenly make us bitter enemies.  I would almost guarantee that any Volunteer fan would tell you that their hatred of Alabama, Georgia, Florida and possibly even Kentucky exceeds that of their dislike of Vanderbilt on game day.

Of course, Vanderbilt and Tennessee do play every year, and it is typically the last game, so there's obviously the attempt to make it an actual rivalry, but you can barely call it a rivalry when Vandy fans fail to even show up at their own stadium.  At most, you can claim that Vanderbilt is the Dungeons and Dragons playing brother of UT who is angered by being bullied, but at the same time realizes the futility of even caring enough to do anything about it.
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2010, 07:27:40 PM »
 At most, you can claim that Vanderbilt is the Dungeons and Dragons playing brother of UT who is angered by being bullied, but at the same time realizes the futility of even caring enough to do anything about it.

This explains a lot.  About you, and the people you apparently hang around with. 

Fucking Dungeons and Dragon douchebags. 
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Re: Welcome Vandy Vol
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2010, 07:28:57 PM »
This explains a lot.  About you, and the people you apparently hang around with. 

Fucking Dungeons and Dragon douchebags. 

Don't make me pull out my fucking level 12 dwarf mage...
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