I wonder what the statute of limitations is....

[AUTailgatingRules]

Oh that must be true. All the married men I know can't stop talking about all the BJs they get.

It's their fault for not putting it in the pre nup.

[Pell City Tiger]

I have to confess that once she gets it out of me, I don't give a shit what she does with it, within reason of course!

Yeah, as long as she doesn't try to give it back. No regifting.

[Ogre]

Yeah, as long as she doesn't try to give it back. No regifting.

I believe they call that "snowballing."

[JR4AU]

Oh that must be true. All the married men I know can't stop talking about all the BJs they get.

If they're talking about them, they're probably not getting them. 

[AUChizad]

I believe they call that "snowballing."

[jadennis]

If they're talking about them, they're probably not getting them. 

She should have included     to avoid any confusion.

[AUsweetheart]

Blow jobs haven't counted as sex since 1998. Thank you Bill Clinton.

[Tiger Wench]

I suppose you're going to tell me I'll change my stance when I am married? boo.

Far be it from an old hag to give sex advice but a well played, well thought out faker is not always a bad thing, especially when your intent is to save the oh so fragile ego of the husband you love and adore whose stamina is not what it once was...  *** Chances are, he will love you all the more for it, and he will make it up to you next time.

If you are using one just to get him the hell off of you so you can read your book/catch Letterman/go to sleep, then not so much.

*** And if one of you married guys on here says that never happens (or never almost happens) to him, well, you, sir, are a scoundrel and a liar.

My original comment was said in jest.  I could have sworn someone told me you were married? 

[AUsweetheart]

Far be it from an old hag to give sex advice but a well played, well thought out faker is not always a bad thing, especially when your intent is to save the oh so fragile ego of the husband you love and adore whose stamina is not what it once was...  *** Chances are, he will love you all the more for it, and he will make it up to you next time.

You're a good woman. And I will keep the advice in mind....for the future and the poor bastard I marry. These days I am still a demanding girl.

 I could have sworn someone told me you were married?  

WHO would say such a thing?

[AWK]

You're a good woman. And I will keep the advice in mind....for the future and the poor bastard I marry. These days I am still a demanding girl.

WHO would say such a thing?

As one would notice, she never denies the fact. Plausible deniability is very interesting.

[jadennis]

As one would notice, she never denies the fact. Plausible deniability is very interesting.

she's a lover not a fighter....but she's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.

she is....the most interesting woman in the world.

she doesn't always drink beer, but when she does, she prefers Dos Equis (actually Miller Lite)

[Jumbo]

Shes an old hag don't listen to her.  The first rule of marriage is: that as a married woman you are now required to give even more BJs.

I should have put that into her vows.

[Godfather]

Far be it from an old hag to give sex advice but a well played, well thought out faker is not always a bad thing, especially when your intent is to save the oh so fragile ego of the husband you love and adore whose stamina is not what it once was...  *** Chances are, he will love you all the more for it, and he will make it up to you next time.

If you are using one just to get him the hell off of you so you can read your book/catch Letterman/go to sleep, then not so much.

*** And if one of you married guys on here says that never happens (or never almost happens) to him, well, you, sir, are a scoundrel and a liar.

My original comment was said in jest.  I could have sworn someone told me you were married? 

Sorry but I am calling BS, I will readily admit that 60% of the time my women is satisfied everytime! Seriously thought I still call bullshit, if my thang ain't up for the challenge my finger or tongue is.  I always...ALWAYS give what I have received!

[Saniflush]

I always...ALWAYS give what I have received!

Listen to him.  He will always suck a dick in return.

Just sayin.

[Tiger Wench]

Sorry but I am calling BS, I will readily admit that 60% of the time my women is satisfied everytime! Seriously thought I still call bullshit, if my thang ain't up for the challenge my finger or tongue is.  I always...ALWAYS give what I have received!

You miss the point.  If he is trying to hold on until you get there, and you can see that things are difficult, letting him off the hook is never a bad thing.

Sorry, Sweetheart, if I mis-spoke in re your marital status.  Must have misunderstood.  But if you are looking for love in this crew, my advice is to either keep looking elsewhere or stock up on antibiotics.

[Saniflush]

You miss the point.  If he is trying to hold on until you get there, and you can see that things are difficult, letting him off the hook is never a bad thing.

Sorry, Sweetheart, if I mis-spoke in re your marital status.  Must have misunderstood.  But if you are looking for love in this crew, my advice is to either keep looking elsewhere or stock up on antibiotics.

So since the subject has come up, you married or not? 

[War Eagle!!!]

Sorry, Sweetheart, if I mis-spoke in re your marital status.  Must have misunderstood.  But if you are looking for love in this crew, my advice is to either keep looking elsewhere or stock up on antibiotics.

Hey, I represent resent that statement...

[Godfather]

Listen to him.  He will always suck a dick in return.

Just sayin.

You told me it didn't make me gay.

[AUsweetheart]

So since the subject has come up, you married or not? 

 Not married. Why would I be when the box of Kleenex is still full?

[Saniflush]

Not married. Why would I be when the box of Kleenex is still full?

Lots of people get married when the box of kleenex is still full.  Going by that criteria most would never get married.