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Trev Alberts' 2008 Preseason Rankings

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Re: Trev Alberts' 2008 Preseason Rankings
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2008, 01:16:55 PM »
If we had even a semi-proven QB, I'd feel good about a top 10 preseason.  I want to see Kodi or someone step up and look comfortable in this offense before I get too excited about our chances. 

Now, I will say I've always liked Trev.  Not because he's given Auburn their props (Recall that in 03' he called them the most overrated team in the country too and we were all..."Trev's a PRICK), but because he usually calls it like he sees it without the need for all the blathering schtick that Granny Clampitt and Mark May spew. 
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Re: Trev Alberts' 2008 Preseason Rankings
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2008, 01:29:35 PM »
Like him or not he at least sticks by what he says even if he is wrong.  That is more than most of the rest do.
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Re: Trev Alberts' 2008 Preseason Rankings
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2008, 02:11:23 PM »
3 of the top 5 are SEC teams. Good stuff. Too bad this doesn't mean shit.
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Re: Trev Alberts' 2008 Preseason Rankings
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2008, 05:59:38 PM »
3 of the top 5 are SEC teams. Good stuff. Too bad this doesn't mean shit.
I agree, consistant Qb play and we are good to go!
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Re: Trev Alberts' 2008 Preseason Rankings
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2008, 06:06:13 PM »
Man I love My Boy Trev.....ever since his days of Crushing QBs at Nebraska, to his injury plagued days at the Colts alongside Quentin Coryatt.  He Tells It Like It Is. 

But I do have one problem with his rankings though... Because, I just talked to a bammer friend of mine, and he reassured me that the Turds will be Number One.  So, maybe Trev meant it was his Top 10 AFTER the bammers.  That would make more since.
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Re: Trev Alberts' 2008 Preseason Rankings
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2008, 11:04:27 PM »
I thought that's the way all top 10s are done.  There are just a few "Givens" in this world, like Ditka.  In a fight between a hurricane and Ditka, who would win?

DITKA, of course.

Who is the shoe-in for number one in college football and the universe, for that matter? 

Yep, you guessed it...Baymer.  Does Trev REALLY have to say it?
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Re: Trev Alberts' 2008 Preseason Rankings
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2008, 02:27:56 AM »
Man I love My Boy Trev.....ever since his days of Crushing QBs at Nebraska, to his injury plagued days at the Colts alongside Quentin Coryatt.  He Tells It Like It Is. 

But I do have one problem with his rankings though... Because, I just talked to a bammer friend of mine, and he reassured me that the Turds will be Number One.  So, maybe Trev meant it was his Top 10 AFTER the bammers.  That would make more since.

Quentin Coryatt I remember him!
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Re: Trev Alberts' 2008 Preseason Rankings
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2008, 06:48:08 PM »

Quentin Coryatt I remember him!
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