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Expanding the reach of my empire

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Expanding the reach of my empire
« on: August 17, 2009, 11:44:30 AM »
So, in an effort to constantly increase my earning power, I sat through a joke of an exam on Saturday and became a licensed real estate agent.

If you need to buy property in FL, holla atcha boy.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Expanding the reach of my empire
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 11:50:53 AM »
So, in an effort to constantly increase my earning power, I sat through a joke of an exam on Saturday and became a licensed real estate agent.

If you need to buy property in FL, holla atcha boy.

Congrats.  I do believe you and I will be doin' some bidnezz in the not too distant future.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Expanding the reach of my empire
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2009, 11:57:20 AM »
Congrats.  I do believe you and I will be doin' some bidnezz in the not too distant future.

Now's the time.  The prices are great. 

I know the area you like.  PM me your BR and price requirements and I can get the lookout on for you.
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Re: Expanding the reach of my empire
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2009, 12:50:29 PM »
So I guess we can expect to see signs similar to these littering Hwy 98 in the near future:





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Re: Expanding the reach of my empire
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2009, 12:54:51 PM »
So I guess we can expect to see signs similar to these littering Hwy 98 in the near future:







I put my deposit down this morning.  Just to be safe, I also ordered urinal cakes.
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Expanding the reach of my empire
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2009, 12:54:57 PM »
So, in an effort to constantly increase my earning power, I sat through a joke of an exam on Saturday and became a licensed real estate agent.

If you need to buy property in FL, holla atcha boy.

Tell me you did not lose the bet?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."