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I'm Calling BS. Sorry, tooooo long

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I'm Calling BS. Sorry, tooooo long
« on: July 29, 2009, 10:26:55 PM »
Every year, while flipping through the preseason rags, a few names jump out and make you say, "No freakin' way.  That guy was a senior when I was in college". 

Forget that Colt McCoy will remain at Texas until he either wins the Heisman or turns 36, whichever comes first.  That's a given.  But what about:

Brandon Spikes: This guy was the prize of Ron Zook's first recruitng class.  And he's still at Florida because....

Daryl Clark:  You might go, "Who?" Penn State's QB over the last 7 years.  PSU has been mostly irrelevant so he just kind of slipped in under the radar every year.

Exactly how many years can Brandon LaFell remain eligible at LSU?  I know Dinardo loved the kid but, damn.

It's kind of cool to see perrenial doormat, Kansas, at least be competitive these days...but I think people may be starting to recall that Todd Reesing was handing the ball off to Gale Sayers.

Same thing goes for South Florida with Matt Grothe and George Selvie.  What?  You didn't know they're still playing?  Oh yeah, they're still there.  When Jim Leavitt took over this team to begin their voyage into D-1 football, he really thought these two could be the cornerstones of his program.  Jim, newsflash buddy...the NCAA only allows 4 years of eligibility.  Selvie has grandkids by now.  Move on.


Anybody past or present you can call BS on?

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Re: I'm Calling BS. Sorry, tooooo long
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 10:38:24 PM »
I am shocked to see Trindon Holliday is only a junior.  Did they not count his first two years of eligibility because he wasn't 5 feet tall?
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Re: I'm Calling BS. Sorry, tooooo long
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 10:53:14 PM »



Anybody past or present you can call BS on?



From our own archives, Daniel Cobb played for 19 consecutive years.  His first child was born when he was starting and looking over his shoulder at who was on the bench while he performed dully for a half.  His first grandchild was born when he was coming off the bench and spooking the starting quarterback by having semi-brilliant halves.
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Re: I'm Calling BS. Sorry, tooooo long
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 11:10:52 PM »
Mike Flynt.
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Re: I'm Calling BS. Sorry, tooooo long
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 11:13:04 PM »
Johnny Majors swore the day he signed Eric Berry that he would win at least two Heisman Trophies.
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Re: I'm Calling BS. Sorry, tooooo long
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 05:55:41 PM »
Safety/Linebacker/Fuckin' Bad Ass from USC, Taylor Mays, played beside Troy "The Tazmanian Devil" Polamalu in the defensive backfield.
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Re: I'm Calling BS. Sorry, tooooo long
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 06:36:00 PM »
Is Fred Talley still playing or am I just having a nightmare?
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Re: I'm Calling BS. Sorry, tooooo long
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 06:55:45 PM »
Is Fred Talley still playing or am I just having a nightmare?

He's gone..he's gone...calm down.  It was just a bad dream.

However, I think Matt Jones is coming back for his Junior year.
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Re: I'm Calling BS. Sorry, tooooo long
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2009, 02:14:12 AM »
He's gone..he's gone...calm down.  It was just a bad dream.

However, I think Matt Jones is coming back for his Junior year.
TTFWIW, Petrino's high on Jones.
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Re: I'm Calling BS. Sorry, tooooo long
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2009, 07:42:14 AM »
TTFWIW, Petrino's high on Jones likes to get high.

More accurate.
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