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Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09

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Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« on: May 15, 2009, 09:04:36 AM »
Just when you thought the second one would be the last, here we are again ready to start planning the third annual which will include never before heard stories of Filipino strippers doing some interesting things with pesos.  Anyone got any dates in mind that will or will not work?  Some pivotal questions that need to be answered.....

Brad - when is the shower for the fuck trophy so you have no excuse?

Chief - can you stop gaining trust from your employer while in the kneeling position long enough to actually make it?

Thilla - when will your wife and neighbors let you have your balls so you can join in the festivities?


I have full confidence that the rest or the regulars will make it rain as always.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Third Anuual TigersX golf outing
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 09:16:51 AM »
Just when you thought the second one would be the last, here we are again ready to ready to start planning the third annual which will include never before heard stories of Filipino strippers doing some interesting things with pesos.  Anyone got any dates in mind that will or will not work?  Some pivotal questions that need to be answered.....

Brad - when is the shower for the fuck trophy so you have no excuse?

Chief - can you stop gaining trust from your employer while in the kneeling position long enough to actually make it?

Thilla - when will your wife and neighbors let you have your balls so you can join in the festivities?


I have full confidence that the rest or the regulars will make it rain as always.



Why can't you do this in Gulf Shores or something?
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Re: Third Anuual TigersX golf outing
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 09:19:56 AM »
Why can't you do this in Gulf Shores or something?

I don't have a problem with that, it's just that B'ham is more centrally located for the largest section of X'ers.  I'm traveling either way no matter where it is so it makes not one shit to me. 
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 09:33:46 AM »
I'm always down for Golf, Beer and speedy play! The only bad time for me all summer is Aug 28-29. SAni you need to try Elijah Craig 12 year old Bourbon from our friends at Heaven Hills Distillery! I'll have you a bottle waitin'.
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 09:35:07 AM »
I don't have a problem with that, it's just that B'ham is more centrally located for the largest section of X'ers.  I'm traveling either way no matter where it is so it makes not one shit to me. 

Can't guarantee I could make it if it were in GS, Daphne or somewhere south, but I can guarantee I won't in Birmingham. 
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 09:36:56 AM »
Can't guarantee I could make it if it were in GS, Daphne or somewhere south, but I can guarantee I won't in Birmingham. 

I am sensing you having "business" in the Ham on the Friday before.
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Re: Third Anuual TigersX golf outing
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 09:37:16 AM »
I'm always down for Golf, Beer and speedy play! The only bad time for me all summer is Aug 28-29. SAni you need to try Elijah Craig 12 year old Bourbon from our friends at Heaven Hills Distillery! I'll have you a bottle waitin'.

Just finished a bottle of Craig two nights ago.  Smoooooth
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Re: Third Anuual TigersX golf outing
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2009, 09:47:24 AM »
Just finished a bottle of Craig two nights ago.  Smoooooth
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2009, 09:56:50 AM »
echo.....echo.....echo
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2009, 10:21:25 AM »
Can't do it the weekend of May 29 or June 5.

Otherwise the summer should be wide open.

I'll do B'ham, ATL, Gulf Shores...or you sorry bastards could all come to the beach in Destin (rent a house/condo together for the weekend and it's not much per person) and I won't have to travel at all.
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2009, 10:26:33 AM »

Is just like the ocean under the moon.
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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2009, 11:29:55 AM »
(rent a house/condo together for the weekend and it's not much per person)


Woe to the first person to pass out in this instance!
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2009, 11:40:18 AM »
I am sensing you having "business" in the Ham on the Friday before.

Hard to justify.  Maybe. 

I got to find my damn green Fenway bat.  Not sure where it is now. 
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2009, 11:44:40 AM »
Hard to justify.  Maybe. 

I got to find my damn green Fenway bat.  Not sure where it is now. 

You will be required to play in Chopper's foursome. 

I'm bringing a camera to capture the carnage.
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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2009, 12:15:11 PM »
Hard to justify.  Maybe. 

I got to find my damn green Fenway bat.  Not sure where it is now. 
I can promise you will be unharmed at the Tigersx golf outing.
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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2009, 12:21:41 PM »
I can promise you will be unharmed at the Tigersx golf outing.
Unless he has the ass of a 12 year old girl, because then all bets are off.

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Re: Third Anuual TigersX golf outing
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2009, 01:15:04 PM »
Unless he has the ass of a 12 year old girl, because then all bets are off.

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You obviously have never paid attention to Whitney's ass.  I wouldn't expect you to have noticed, being enthralled in this circle as you are.

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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2009, 01:17:22 PM »
You obviously have never paid attention to Whitney's ass. 

Who?
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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2009, 01:18:29 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2009, 01:40:05 PM »
no...who is Whitney?
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