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Re: Discovery!
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2007, 02:23:41 PM »
The quote from thew Iowa student is great! 

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Like dangling crack in front of an addict
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2007, 03:11:18 PM »
Yeah, I'd use her.  I'd prob spank that bow-legged ass of hers like it was a Bama fan.  But truth be told, she isn't very pretty.  Shes like an adam's-apple away from being a good looking transvestite with a great titay job.

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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2007, 04:55:43 PM »
Yeah, I'd use her.  I'd prob spank that bow-legged ass of hers like it was a Bama fan.  But truth be told, she isn't very pretty.  Shes like an adam's-apple away from being a good looking transvestite with a great titay job.

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Dude if you think she's not pretty then your wife/girlfriend must be as hot as they come OR you're married to a subscription to Playboy
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Re: Discovery!
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2007, 10:14:23 AM »
I wouldn't kick her out of bed, unless it was to make me some blueberry pancakes.
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2007, 11:46:19 AM »
Dude if you think she's not pretty then your wife/girlfriend must be as hot as they come OR you're married to a subscription to Playboy


Nah, she is pretty... just not goo-goo ga-ga pretty.  I do respect her cleavage though.   I'm just surprised she is focused on so much when there are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many women who are soooooooooooooooooooooooo much hotter.

different strokes, I guess.

Also, she is taken down a peg because I get the vibe she doesn't swallow.


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Re: Discovery!
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2007, 11:48:23 AM »

Also, she is taken down a peg because I get the vibe she doesn't swallow.


Apparently you are not familiar with holding the back of their head which somewhat limits their options.

Just sayin'.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

evilme

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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2007, 12:12:04 PM »
Apparently you are not familiar with holding the back of their head which somewhat limits their options.

Just sayin'.

Yeah, but that's a risky maneuver.  25% chance of teeth, 25% chance of gag/puking, 25% of losing the 'moment' due to head-wrestling, 15% of bite, 5% success.

That, my man, is not the way to break in a horse.  You've gotta set the ground rules before the package is delivered.


It is no small significance that we call a 10 a '7' who swallows.


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Re: Discovery!
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2007, 01:45:07 PM »
This is the best thread I've read all week.

Ahhh......Erin......bowl season.......YES!
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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2007, 10:19:42 AM »
Yeah, I'd use her.  I'd prob spank that bow-legged ass of hers like it was a Bama fan.  But truth be told, she isn't very pretty.  Shes like an adam's-apple away from being a good looking transvestite with a great titay job.

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Good grief, I would love to see your girlfriend.....doesn't she live in Canada and didn't you meet her at band camp?
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Re: Discovery!
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2007, 12:33:45 PM »
Looks too much like this guy:

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Re: Discovery!
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2007, 09:50:58 AM »
The quote from thew Iowa student is great! 

Its a fake newspaper article...but the picture still appears to be real....which is nice. I would have loved to see the next shot.
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