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I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« on: January 27, 2009, 09:41:33 PM »
...and I'd like to make a few things clear.

Eh hem...

If you don't like AuburnChopper1, 2.0....   Well....

Fuck You!

If your pussy hurts because you don't like my posts...   

Fuck You!

If you think my posts are too long and you hate reading them, yet you read them anyway, and then bitch...

Fuck You!

If you think that having superior writing skills makes you a better, or smarter person than anyone else on this board...

Fuck You!

If I'm making TigersX.com a bad experience for you, and you feel that what I say makes you want to puke, or in some way impedes your soul, kidneys, heart or any other bodily organs to cease proper function....  See a doctor, or...

Fuck You!

If you are going to judge me as a person, or anyone else frankly on this board based on the actions of a FUCKING SCREENAME AND ONLINE PERSONA.... 

Fuck You!

If you like beer, football, pussy, talking shit and fucking over your rival at every chance you get, because that's what this shit is all about.....

Fu..  I got the first round of beers.

That is all.  Carry on.  If you can't read this and see it's time to chill the fuck out a little, and you're taking this as very serious...fuckin' A!  ....Come what may, I don't give a shit.




« Last Edit: January 27, 2009, 11:11:19 PM by AuburnChopper2.0 »
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 10:00:38 PM »
Figured I'd post this song for you. It can be your new theme song.

'Bout 35 seconds in.

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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 11:12:39 PM »
HAHA....Hell Fuck Yeah!!!  That song is PERFECT for this thread.
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 12:37:12 AM »
just think...jeff foxworthy can rest better tonight knowing that chopper's "fuck you" rant isn't comical. 


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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 08:23:02 AM »
Fucking drama queen
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 08:26:27 AM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on January 27, 2009, 09:41:33 PM
...and I'd like to make a few things clear.

Eh hem...

If you don't like AuburnChopper1, 2.0....   Well....

Fuck You!

If your pussy hurts because you don't like my posts...   

Fuck You!

If you think my posts are too long and you hate reading them, yet you read them anyway, and then bitch...

Fuck You!

If you think that having superior writing skills makes you a better, or smarter person than anyone else on this board...

Fuck You!

If I'm making TigersX.com a bad experience for you, and you feel that what I say makes you want to puke, or in some way impedes your soul, kidneys, heart or any other bodily organs to cease proper function....  See a doctor, or...

Fuck You!

If you are going to judge me as a person, or anyone else frankly on this board based on the actions of a FUCKING SCREENAME AND ONLINE PERSONA.... 

Fuck You!

If you like beer, football, pussy, talking shit and fucking over your rival at every chance you get, because that's what this shit is all about.....

Fu..  I got the first round of beers.

That is all.  Carry on.  If you can't read this and see it's time to chill the fuck out a little, and you're taking this as very serious...fuckin' A!  ....Come what may, I don't give a shit.






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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 08:40:06 AM »
My pussy hurts, but not from your posts. The F-bombs still directed towards me?  :box:
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2009, 09:11:15 AM »
Quote from: chinook on January 28, 2009, 12:37:12 AM
just think...jeff foxworthy can rest better tonight knowing that chopper's "fuck you" rant isn't comical. 



But that was. I lol'ed myself.  :thumbsup:
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2009, 09:38:16 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 28, 2009, 08:23:02 AM
Fucking drama queen

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 10:04:37 AM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on January 28, 2009, 09:38:16 AM
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
+2 for your shortest post ever  :thumbsup:
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 10:08:57 AM »
Quote from: BK AU on January 28, 2009, 10:04:37 AM
+2 for your shortest post ever  :thumbsup:

YAHTZEE!!!
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2009, 10:09:19 AM »
Quote from: BK AU on January 28, 2009, 10:04:37 AM
+2 for your shortest post ever  :thumbsup:

That shit was funny!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2009, 10:59:30 AM »
Hey AUChopper2.598493 or whatever, FUCK YOU TOO!  Now, when are we going to drink those beers you mentioned?   :bar:
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2009, 11:00:48 AM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on January 28, 2009, 10:59:30 AM
Hey AUChopper2.598493 or whatever, FUCK YOU TOO!  Now, when are we going to drink those beers you mentioned?   :bar:

Just let me know when you're in B'ham motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!   :thumbsup:
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2009, 11:14:09 AM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on January 27, 2009, 09:41:33 PM
...and I'd like to make a few things clear.

Eh hem...

If you don't like AuburnChopper1, 2.0....   Well....

Fuck You!
Damn, somebody forgot to take their estrogen pills.
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2009, 11:16:38 AM »
Quote from: runswithscissors on January 28, 2009, 11:14:09 AM
Damn, somebody forgot to take their estrogen pills.

Congrats on the capital letters and comma.
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2009, 11:34:06 AM »
Hey Chopper Vista, way to stay classy.  On the other hand, at least that post made more sense than your last two hundred combined.
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2009, 11:36:39 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 28, 2009, 11:34:06 AM
Hey Chopper Vista, way to stay classy.  On the other hand, at least that post made more sense than your last two hundred combined.

Staying classy is not my concern.
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2009, 11:37:36 AM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on January 28, 2009, 11:36:39 AM
Staying classy is not my concern.
Good thing.
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Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2009, 11:42:04 AM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on January 28, 2009, 11:16:38 AM
Congrats on the capital letters and comma.
Yeah, its amazing; you fuckers are ok with fisting dogs, but you damn well better capitalize properly.
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