I wish I still had this card I got once that had a picture of three people standing at their booths, obviously on a game show. The one on the end had on a robe, a long beard and a halo over his head. He had like 27,450,976 points and he was pressing the buzzer and saying "What is the Pythagorean Theorum?" The other contestants had 0.
Open the card and says, "God, kickin' some serious butt on Jeopardy".
I chortled loudly.