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Snakes Swallowing People
« on: July 09, 2024, 07:23:56 AM »
Another woman swallowed whole by a python in Indonesia

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A woman was found dead inside the belly of a snake after it swallowed her whole in central Indonesia last week, police said, the second python killing in the province in a month.

The fatal attack comes about a month after a woman was found dead inside the belly of a reticulated python in another district of South Sulawesi.

Do you want to know more?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/another-woman-swallowed-whole-python-110500526.html

Snakes and sharks seems to be a bender for people lately.
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2024, 08:28:20 AM »
The truth is out there
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2024, 09:00:09 AM »

Snakes and sharks seems to be a bender for people lately.

We've (well, rich folk) have a common enemy, as the orcas have started targeting great whites.
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2024, 10:19:05 AM »
Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean?
Lions don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2024, 11:50:25 AM »
Snake swallows? Kinky.
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2024, 11:57:06 AM »
Snake swallows? Kinky.

It’s good for whitening teeth and gut health. Duh.
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2024, 11:59:22 AM »
I'd rather see a story, with pics, about a woman swallowing a snake.
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2024, 03:04:42 PM »
I'd rather see a story, with pics, about a woman swallowing a snake.
I’ll swallow your snake you dumbass.
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2024, 03:20:19 PM »
It was genius! I waited 'til he was totally asleep, right? And then I got my camera, and I pulled down his pants, and then I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth!
I know I know, check it out, look. I got his whole wiener in my mouth, see? Heheh. Oh man, I got him good!
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2024, 04:30:00 PM »
Poor Butters.
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2024, 04:37:39 PM »
Poor Butters.

Well, that makes Butters gay now.
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2024, 06:36:24 PM »
Well, that makes Butters gay now.

Leopold Stotch is not your clown.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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