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The State Of The Foosballz

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The State Of The Foosballz
« on: June 18, 2024, 11:35:57 AM »
AU Undercover is doing a series on re-ranking the recruiting classes, and it's staggering how quickly things change. I know it's been posted before, but unless I'm mistaken, Jarquez is the only one left from the 2021 class.  Maybe because there's better access to video equipment.  I don't know.

But, think about the hype around, especially the first 3. I believe Hunter and Brooks were both 5* in some rankings. They gone! That's just a prime example of where we are with college football.  I'll give it a little shot here.  If I don't like it, or the money is better somewhere else, see ya!

1. DT Lee Hunter

2. EDGE Dylan Brooks

3. QB Dematrius Davis

4. S Ahmari Harvey

5. WR Tar'Varish Dawson

6. OT Colby Smith

7. WR Hal Presley

8. DT Tobechi Okoli

9. DT Marquis Robinson

10. RB Jarquez Hunter

11. DT Ian Mathews

12. TE Landen King

13. OL Garner Langlo

14. CB Ro Torrence

15. LB Joko Willis

16. CB Kamal Hadden

17. CB A.D. Diamond

18. Cayden Bridges
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Re: The State Of The Foosballz
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2024, 12:04:59 PM »
Welcome to the fruit of fighting progress for 50 years by the NCAA. Now, they can't enforce any of the "rules" because the member institutions (along with the courts) said those aren't valid. And since any kind of guardrails would constitute classifying "student athletes" as employees and open everyone up to antitrust violations, you get the most organized set of bag manning in the history of the thing.

In short, it be a mess and the only thing winning right now is billable hours.
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Re: The State Of The Foosballz
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2024, 01:52:14 PM »
In short, it be a mess and the only thing winning right now is billable hours.

The only way that sentence would have been more perfect for Snags is if you could have somehow included a long snapper in it.  Or penis.
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Re: The State Of The Foosballz
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2024, 02:21:01 PM »
The only way that sentence would have been more perfect for Snags is if you could have somehow included a long snapper in it.  Or penis.

Could there be any way to make a day better?
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Re: The State Of The Foosballz
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2024, 02:45:02 PM »
Could there be any way to make a day better?

Yeah. Cold beers at beef’s and wrasslin’.
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Re: The State Of The Foosballz
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2024, 02:48:04 PM »
Could there be any way to make a day better?

Change the "or" to an "and."
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Re: The State Of The Foosballz
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2024, 02:58:51 PM »
Change the "or" to an "and."

Thtop it!!!
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Re: The State Of The Foosballz
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2024, 02:59:20 PM »
Yeah. Cold beers at beef’s and wrasslin’.

^^^This guy knows^^^
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."