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Debate - Yay or Neigh?

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Debate - Yay or Neigh?
« on: June 04, 2024, 05:32:21 PM »
I assume the Presidential Debates are still a go?  If so, they might be the most cringe-worthy events ever witnessed.  I think that whoever your candidate is, you will spend the entire night in this position.

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Biden: They will pump him full of whatever go-go juice they can get into him, in order to prop him up and hope he can somewhat coherently read note cards for a couple of hours. Otherwise, anybody with half a brain knows that he's only functioning on half a brain. He's become a feeble, doddering old man, who can't string two sentences together without slurring his speech and drooling on himself.  There's a threat he won't find the stage, and if he does, good chance he'll trip over something.

Trump: The first debate for the 2020 election was a total embarrassment for DJT.  He came off as exactly what he was, angry and vengeful.  He will be that X1,000.  After everything he's been through, and is going through, he will come out in full attack mode, and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it looked like he wanted to go after Biden physically.

There will be no talk of policies or plans, only accusations of Biden using the Courts to prevent him from running.  It's going to be ugly.  Yuuuugely ugly!!!  Whoever his advisers are, should be schooling him right now on the golden opportunity he has, but Trump's ego and narcissistic personality will let all that go in one ear and out the other.  It will be, "Hunter is a crook, you're a crook, and Kamala sucked a lot of dick to get where she is.

There are a ton of Trump supporters who are genuinely angry right now.  He will think he has to be their advocate, and should be.  But he doesn't handle angry well.  It's a horrible look for him.  But, it's coming.
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Re: Debate - Yay or Neigh?
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2024, 05:44:51 PM »
Regurgitating, but I watched the interview with DJT on a Fox and Friends on the Weekend clip on YouTube last night. It was mostly painful to get through. He worships himself and is all over the place in his own right. I truly do not like the man, but I do like his policy positions on border security, trade, economics, and a few other big ticket items over knife hands Magoo who does what he is told. 

I think a debate hurts Trump way more than Biden unless he can humble himself, which I ain’t holding my breath on.
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2024, 05:53:47 PM »
Regurgitating, but I watched the interview with DJT on a Fox and Friends on the Weekend clip on YouTube last night. It was mostly painful to get through. He worships himself and is all over the place in his own right. I truly do not like the man, but I do like his policy positions on border security, trade, economics, and a few other big ticket items over knife hands Magoo who does what he is told. 

I think a debate hurts Trump way more than Biden unless he can humble himself, which I ain’t holding my breath on.

^^^All of this^^^
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2024, 05:56:44 PM »
I’d rather see a death cage match, where they both win…and lose. 
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2024, 07:51:52 PM »
I propose an alternative.

Kaos v Wes. 

The twist is he has to advocate for Trump and I get to advocate for Biden. 
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2024, 09:25:03 PM »
I propose an alternative.

Kaos v Wes. 

The twist is he has to advocate for Trump and I get to advocate for Biden.


I’d buy a ticket to that.

 “I’d like to welcome you to the X’s main event. We have a special night ahead between 2 heavyweight hitters.

In the left corner, a writer, entrepreneur, and stoic man of faith defending sitting President, Diaper Joe…. Kaaaaaaaaa-osssssssssss!!!!

In the right corner, a logophile, esteemed counsel, and has the best weed & playlist kind of fella defending Titty Baby Trump…. Weeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!


No eye gouging, nothing below the belt, no scratching, no hair pulling, and lastly, no double dutch rudders.

Fighters…. Are you ready?!”

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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2024, 08:49:54 AM »
Ima put $20 on the transginger attorney.
He's younger and without a doubt shiftier.
I think a couple of those wild haymakers could connect if he can just stay out of the clenches.
That plus his musical tastes.
I don't really care for anthem rock.
 
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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2024, 08:51:39 AM »
I'd rather watch 2 hours of Terrance and Philip fart on each other in 3D.
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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2024, 11:13:26 AM »
Could we propose to have Shane Gillis stand in for Trump for the debate?
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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2024, 11:42:41 AM »
Could we propose to have Shane Gillis stand in for Trump for the debate?

Abu, he cried and cried.  I wouldn't have cried.
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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2024, 11:53:49 AM »
Could we propose to have Shane Gillis stand in for Trump for the debate?
Yes like alternates in a duel.
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Re: Debate - Yay or Neigh?
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2024, 12:26:51 PM »
Ima put $20 on the transginger attorney.
He's younger and without a doubt shiftier.
I think a couple of those wild haymakers could connect if he can just stay out of the clenches.
That plus his musical tastes.
I don't really care for anthem rock.
Whatever we have to do to make this match happen. No matter. Let’s make it happen.

Let’s make it competitive. Kaos must fight from his knees. That should minimize his height advantage.

The weigh in will be phenomenal.
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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2024, 10:37:55 AM »
Wouldn't mind seeing MTG in a  cage match against most any of her counterparts in congress, males included.
She returns fire when the Trump sniping gets out of hand and refuses to back down, decorum be damned.
She's entertaining if nothing more.   
 
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« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2024, 10:39:30 AM »
Wouldn't mind seeing MTG in a  cage match against most any of her counterparts in congress, males included.
She returns fire when the Trump sniping gets out of hand and refuses to back down, decorum be damned.
She's entertaining if nothing more.

We should bring back duels.
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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2024, 11:21:59 AM »
Yes, MTG is entertaining and fairly hawt in a bikini. But she's an F'n side show.   
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« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2024, 11:29:57 AM »
MTG is entertaining and fairly hawt in a bikini.

I guess too much masturbation really can cause blindness.
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« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2024, 11:39:15 AM »
I guess too much masturbation really can cause blindness.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah.  She's no looker.  That bikini pic that made the rounds?  Take a good hard look at the sun in the sky.  Notice the extreme warping.
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Re: Debate - Yay or Neigh?
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2024, 11:46:31 AM »
I guess too much masturbation really can cause blindness.

Not in both eyes
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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2024, 11:50:04 AM »
I ain't saying she's smokin' or nuthin.  Just that she's 50 and you've all been with much worse.
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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2024, 12:06:18 PM »
I ain't saying she's smokin' or nuthin.  Just that she's 50 and you've all been with much worse.
She's a spirited mare that's pretty taut for fitty.
You only live once.
But beware kids, she's gonna hurl insults while she's grinding ye to dust.

 
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