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We’re a GOLF school!

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We’re a GOLF school!
« on: May 29, 2024, 10:41:06 PM »
Tee it up.

Hang the banner.

Print the shirts! 
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2024, 08:36:33 AM »
Tee it up.

Hang the banner.

Print the shirts! 
Golf IS the greatest game.
Horse's are so unreliable
and the expense is staggering.
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Re: We’re a GOLF school!
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2024, 08:42:51 AM »
Golf IS the greatest game.
Horse's are so unreliable
and the expense is staggering.

Better to excel in a more stable sport.
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2024, 09:57:03 AM »
Better to excel in a more stable sport.

Okay, now you're just trying to stirrup trouble.
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2024, 02:48:14 PM »
Okay, now you're just trying to stirrup trouble.

Ehh.  I took a gambol.  It just wasn’t up to par. 

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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2024, 03:08:39 PM »
Ehh.  I took a gambol.  It just wasn’t up to par.

You don't need to take those gambols.  That's the mane point I'm trying to make.
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2024, 04:29:20 PM »
Will you two just shut the fuck up?

How’s that for a pun?
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2024, 04:31:25 PM »


How’s that for a pun?

That's a HOLE in one.

<wink>
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2024, 04:32:59 PM »
That's a HOLE in one.

<wink>

Well played, my liberal friend.
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2024, 04:33:34 PM »
I will be glad when this thread runs its course.
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2024, 04:40:06 PM »
Y’all stop puttering around and be funny.
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2024, 04:54:24 PM »
I am proud of our boys, but can somebody tee up the next thread? 

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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2024, 04:56:59 PM »
I will be glad when this thread runs its course.

In the spirit of the X, I'll offer you a Gulligan* on this one.

*if you witnessed/participated in a Gulligan at an X Golf Outing, you will recognize the "living in interesting times" paradox here.
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2024, 04:59:47 PM »
I am proud of our boys, but can somebody tee up the next thread?

I've got a putter idea.  Let's keep driving this one forward.
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2024, 05:03:38 PM »
I've got a putter idea.  Let's keep driving this one forward.

That's it. I am joining some of our other members in The Bunker. 
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2024, 05:42:47 PM »
That's it. I am joining some of our other members in The Bunker.

You're leaving?  I'm at a loss fore words.
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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2024, 06:05:51 PM »
You're leaving?  I'm at a loss fore words.

It’s a trap!
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2024, 06:06:00 PM »
You're leaving?  I'm at a loss fore words.

Trying to think of a nice and fairway to answer this. I just can’t find the right words.
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2024, 06:14:36 PM »
Trying to think of a nice and fairway to answer this. I just can’t find the right words.

It’s not that rough.
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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2024, 06:40:55 PM »
It’s not that rough.

Now, now. We can't afford to be driving people off.  The grass isn't always greener in other pastures. 
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