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Pound the Cocks
« on: February 14, 2024, 09:28:55 AM »
Got a sneaky-good USCe team coming to Neville tonight.  They will suffocate and smother pace of play, so it's important to not get sucked into that hypnotic half-court slow-ball.

Let's see some fast breaking, rim rocking, home court fun.
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Re: Pound the Cocks
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2024, 09:30:34 AM »
Got a sneaky-good USCe team coming to Neville tonight.  They will suffocate and smother pace of play, so it's important to not get sucked into that hypnotic half-court slow-ball.

Let's see some fast breaking, rim rocking, home court fun.

Hoping our guys are rested, refreshed, and ready to go.  South Carolina definitely belongs in the conversation with their resume thus far this season. 
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Re: Pound the Cocks
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2024, 10:23:47 AM »
Facts (fun or otherwise, ymmv):

Gamecocks 2-6 all-time at Auburn/Neville Arena
Tigers have won the 3 most recent games played there by margins of 11, 13 & 9
USC's last win in Auburn was 2016 a 81-69 victory
Carolina's 8-13 all-time in games played at Auburn
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Re: Pound the Cocks
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2024, 01:07:37 PM »
 :facepalm:

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Re: Pound the Cocks
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2024, 01:29:01 PM »
If they go 4 corners, we are furked.
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Re: Pound the Cocks
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2024, 10:26:23 PM »
The wes jinx is broken. 
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Re: Pound the Cocks
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2024, 10:58:42 PM »
Cocks: pounded.

A fucking 40 point thrashing.
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Re: Pound the Cocks
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2024, 09:11:19 AM »
The wes jinx is broken.

No such thing exists.

Enjoy these heady days of championship-level basketball.  Cower not to superstition and the pussy-assed ways of the past.
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2024, 10:13:16 AM »
Turns out Valentine's night is the perfect time for a cock pounding.
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2024, 10:18:37 AM »
Turns out Valentine's night is the perfect time for a cock pounding.

Thanks for doing your part, pal.
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Re: Pound the Cocks
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2024, 10:34:10 AM »
In this day and age of port holes and total roster makeovers, you can't overstate the importance of guys like John-Eye Broome, Jaylin Williams, Charlie Pride, Tre Donaldson, Dylan Cardwell and Chris Moore returning to play together another year. 

Holloway hasn't been the player we hoped he would, but he's been solid and gives us depth with the guys that did transfer in.  But, that chemistry is the key to this team IMO, especially with Jaylin really stepping his game up.
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Re: Pound the Cocks
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2024, 11:28:28 AM »
In this day and age of port holes and total roster makeovers, you can't overstate the importance of guys like John-Eye Broome, Jaylin Williams, Charlie Pride, Tre Donaldson, Dylan Cardwell and Chris Moore returning to play together another year. 

Holloway hasn't been the player we hoped he would, but he's been solid and gives us depth with the guys that did transfer in.  But, that chemistry is the key to this team IMO, especially with Jaylin really stepping his game up.
And most of the whites played a vital role in the last 2 and a half minutes in keeping us up by 40.
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2024, 11:34:12 AM »
And most of the whites played a vital role in the last 2 and a half minutes in keeping us up by 40.

I forgot about Lior Berman, the glue that holds it all together.
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2024, 11:36:16 AM »
Thanks for doing your part, pal.
Gotta support the team
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Re: Pound the Cocks
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2024, 11:39:09 AM »
Gotta support the team

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Then hurt the team by beating yourself.
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« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2024, 11:58:12 AM »
Gotta support the team

Is that face paint?
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Re: Pound the Cocks
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2024, 12:34:08 PM »
In this day and age of port holes and total roster makeovers, you can't overstate the importance of guys like John-Eye Broome, Jaylin Williams, Charlie Pride, Tre Donaldson, Dylan Cardwell and Chris Moore returning to play together another year. 

Holloway hasn't been the player we hoped he would, but he's been solid and gives us depth with the guys that did transfer in.  But, that chemistry is the key to this team IMO, especially with Jaylin really stepping his game up.

Aden was phased out last night. Denver is now getting more PG time. I hate it for the kid, but he is in some sort of freshman funk. And he's not good/big enough defensively to overcome a lack of point production. 
Even with Denver's lack of passing acumen, he's a better driver and defender. So having him in is wash in terms of potential scoring opportunities as long as Aden is not hitting.

JB and JW went 9-12 from the arc. Imagine if only half of that production existed every game... 
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