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Things I Ponder While Watching Too Much Football

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Things I Ponder While Watching Too Much Football
« on: January 02, 2024, 05:36:02 PM »
***28 out of 35 for 363 yards  5 TD’s and 0 INT’s.  Were those the Bowl Game numbers for Caleb Williams? No. How about Jayden Daniels? Nope.  Drake Maye? Negative.  Joe Milton, maybe? Pffft…

All of the above opted out for the NFL Draft.  Those stats belong to one, Bo Nix, who opted in for the final game of his college career.  I don’t begrudge any of them, that’s the nature of the business.  Kudos to Mr. Nix.

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***Don’t answer this, but who thought it would be a good idea to go to a 10 commercial break after one team scores, come back to show the kick off sailing through the end zone, then immediately go to another 10 commercial break?

***The previous play is under further review.

***Why in the hell was that play not reviewed?

***Can anyone field a punt?  Anyone?

***Did I leave the iron on?
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Re: Things I Ponder While Watching Too Much Football
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2024, 05:40:04 PM »
I'm also pondering if I should get the t-shirt that came out last night.

4th and 31

Simple, yet drives the point home.
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2024, 06:42:06 PM »
I'm also pondering if I should get the t-shirt that came out last night.

4th and 31

Simple, yet drives the point home.
The Thousand dolla band played the Eli call of the 4th & 31 during the halftime performance. Daniel Moore has a painting of the play in the works for the huge comeback victory over a 7 loss football team. Karma fucked Bama up for that bullshit.
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Re: Things I Ponder While Watching Too Much Football
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2024, 12:24:42 AM »
I'm also pondering if I should get the t-shirt that came out last night.

4th and 31

Simple, yet drives the point home.

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Re: Things I Ponder While Watching Too Much Football
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2024, 07:37:42 AM »
The Thousand dolla band played the Eli call of the 4th & 31 during the halftime performance. Daniel Moore has a painting of the play in the works for the huge comeback victory over a 7 loss football team. Karma fucked Bama up for that bullshit.
Well said. We need a no nonsense guy around here with some class. We don't have any as you already know.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2024, 11:49:59 AM by jmar »
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Re: Things I Ponder While Watching Too Much Football
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2024, 10:39:06 PM »
Well said. We need a no nonsense guy around here with some class. We don't have any as you already know.

I have many bammer honk friends.  On today posted a video on the book face “god bless these sons of Bama showing class in defeat..”

The entire video was of their players waddling off the field while Michigan players sought them out and got perfunctory nods. Not a single one looked a one of the wolverines in the eye. Toward the end one of the departing bammers was screaming “fuck this shit”. 

Such class.
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2024, 11:08:47 PM »
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Great thoughts snags.
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2024, 09:20:10 AM »
Saban defended the last play call but you have to give your best player a chance to run or pass. There's an strong chance that the refs don't call interference on the last play but you always have a pick play to get a guy open. So "panic after a low snap" should be the Daniel Moore moment.

And yeah there were a few players that met the victors but mostly it was a sad display of classless, poor sportsmanship by Alabama.
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2024, 09:23:55 AM »
It's also no lock that Lil Nicky doesn't get an interference call if Michigan is draped over a receiver before the ball arrives. Can't end on a penalty.
One more shot at it.
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Re: Things I Ponder While Watching Too Much Football
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2024, 09:26:24 AM »
It's also no lock that Lil Nicky doesn't get an interference call if Michigan is draped over a receiver before the ball arrives. Can't end on a penalty.
One more shot at it.

It was a run-pass option. The back in motion was running a sort of screen (had blockers set up). The snap was low, Milroe freaked out, and the Michigan defensive line (especially number 5) shoved the OL back into Milroe. There was nowhere to go and no time to throw.

Saban was defending his OC, the Center/OL, and his QB. He knows they got whipped up front. They go whipped all day save for 10 minutes of gametime. They did not deserve to win and he knows it.
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Re: Things I Ponder While Watching Too Much Football
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2024, 09:40:18 AM »
It was a run-pass option. The back in motion was running a sort of screen (had blockers set up). The snap was low, Milroe freaked out, and the Michigan defensive line (especially number 5) shoved the OL back into Milroe. There was nowhere to go and no time to throw.

Saban was defending his OC, the Center/OL, and his QB. He knows they got whipped up front. They go whipped all day save for 10 minutes of gametime. They did not deserve to win and he knows it.
Yes they did get whipped up front for most of the game.
Tough pill.
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Re: Things I Ponder While Watching Too Much Football
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2024, 10:06:37 AM »
They just need a couple more talented 'cruitin classes to make up the deficit they had out there on the field against Meechigan.
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« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2024, 11:12:36 AM »
It was a run-pass option. The back in motion was running a sort of screen (had blockers set up). The snap was low, Milroe freaked out, and the Michigan defensive line (especially number 5) shoved the OL back into Milroe. There was nowhere to go and no time to throw.

Saban was defending his OC, the Center/OL, and his QB. He knows they got whipped up front. They go whipped all day save for 10 minutes of gametime. They did not deserve to win and he knows it.

And it wouldn't have mattered either. Watch the swing pass option....they had him covered well. Neither option was gonna work. Mich had them defended well all the way around.
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Re: Things I Ponder While Watching Too Much Football
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2024, 11:12:56 AM »
They just need a couple more talented 'cruitin classes to make up the deficit they had out there on the field against Meechigan.

"Yea Alabama" needs YORE HELP!
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« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2024, 11:21:48 AM »
And it wouldn't have mattered either. Watch the swing pass option....they had him covered well. Neither option was gonna work. Mich had them defended well all the way around.

Agreed. Michigan and Alabama traded timeouts looking at formations for each other. Michigan's DC and staff adjusted better and were ready for everything. Blowing it up from the front was a boss move by their guys. They wanted that.
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« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2024, 11:30:17 AM »
Agreed. Michigan and Alabama traded timeouts looking at formations for each other. Michigan's DC and staff adjusted better and were ready for everything. Blowing it up from the front was a boss move by their guys. They wanted that.

But but.....tHa SNaP wUz lOe!
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« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2024, 12:02:39 PM »
But but.....tHa SNaP wUz lOe!

Arrrrrbody knows yous gets a DO OVER ON A LOE SNAAAPPPP, PAWWWWWL!
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« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2024, 12:08:46 PM »
Arrrrrbody knows yous gets a DO OVER ON A LOE SNAAAPPPP, PAWWWWWL!

I think those inbreds sent death threats or "go keeeel yoreself now looooser!" messages to the whole offensive line non stop Tuesday.
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Re: Things I Ponder While Watching Too Much Football
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2024, 12:36:43 PM »
Yeah, on the replay, any chance Meelrow had to get through, or bounce it outside, got BLOOWWWN UP, SIR, by his own lineman getting BLOOWWWN UP, SIR.  Hardest tackle all day.
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« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2024, 12:49:41 PM »
Yeah, on the replay, any chance Meelrow had to get through, or bounce it outside, got BLOOWWWN UP, SIR, by his own lineman getting BLOOWWWN UP, SIR.  Hardest tackle all day.

And thats called Footballin', SIR
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