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Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread

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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #40 on: December 20, 2023, 05:23:21 PM »
Kensley Fauston in the house.

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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2023, 05:25:05 PM »
Seth Wilfred (I hope Elijah Wood joins as a PWO).
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #42 on: December 20, 2023, 05:27:24 PM »
Amon Lane signs.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #43 on: December 20, 2023, 05:35:22 PM »
Snags...get ready to experience carnal pleasure as such heretofore unknown to man:

JR Buckner, Long Snapper, has signed his NLI to play football at Auburn University.

On the real, though, this kid is legit.

https://twitter.com/TheCollegeLoop/status/1737586663965024703

I was advised of his impending execution of said NLI a couple of days ago. I pleasured myself to the image of him snapping a perfect spiral to the holder for a 50 yard McPherson winning kick.  That got me there like I was on the Express A Train.  Bing, Bang, Boom.  Talk about a river of ejaculate.  A volume I had never seen in my lifetime. Now I know what the villagers of Pompeii felt like. While they were rained on with hot lava, I rained down on those villagers with frothy ejaculate.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #44 on: December 20, 2023, 05:35:30 PM »
Amon Lane signs.

He’s been unwavering through the whole process.
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Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #45 on: December 20, 2023, 05:37:36 PM »
I was advised of his impending execution of said NLI a couple of days ago. I pleasured myself to the image of him snapping a perfect spiral to the holder for a 50 yard McPherson winning kick.  That got me there like I was on the Express A Train.  Bing, Bang, Boom.  Talk about a river of ejaculate.  A volume I had never seen in my lifetime. Now I know what the villagers of Pompeii felt like. While they were rained on with hot lava, I rained down on those villagers with frothy ejaculate.


Mrs Buttersworth has nothing on Mr Buckner, hiking that thing 7 yards deep with such immaculate precision.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #46 on: December 20, 2023, 05:44:39 PM »

Mrs Buttersworth has nothing on Mr Buckner, hiking that thing 7 yards deep with such immaculate precision.

WERD!!!!
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