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Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread

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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2023, 11:12:47 AM »
Perry Thompson officially in.

It moved, Jerry

Imma have to hit the ER, cuz this is definitely going to last longer than 4 hours.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2023, 11:21:11 AM »
Cam Coleman is official
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2023, 11:26:30 AM »
Cam Coleman is official

Great to hear.  We've had a shortage of officials in recent years. A thankless job, to be sure, but very necessary.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2023, 11:35:34 AM »
Cam Coleman is official

There are slabs of granite that envy the turgidity of my member.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2023, 12:09:59 PM »
Heading to the gym to see if throwing heavy stuff around will help. Someone else will need to step up now.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2023, 12:17:50 PM »
Heading to the gym to see if throwing heavy stuff around will help. Someone else will need to step up now.

Your service has been admirable.  Now, go... Go and fuck up some iron.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2023, 12:21:45 PM »
Jamonta Waller signs.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2023, 12:23:55 PM »
Bryce Cain in the house.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2023, 12:35:15 PM »
D'angelo Barber inks.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2023, 12:36:50 PM »
Ditto Kaleb Harris.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2023, 01:09:26 PM »
al.Communist has tried for the last week to infer that AU was on risky ground.  Lots of “ifs” and “maybes.” 

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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #31 on: December 20, 2023, 01:39:31 PM »
A. Williams announcement coming up
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2023, 01:46:08 PM »
A. Williams to AUBURN!!!
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2023, 02:23:34 PM »
247 has us at #8, but hasn't updated with A. Williams yet.  So probably #6 or #7.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2023, 03:24:41 PM »
Duke LB Dorian Mausi is transferring to the good guys!  Proven production at the P5 level and will be a great rotational piece to replace Larry Nixon III's production.  It's not a pattern in the pleats, gentlemen.  It's a raging, veiny, full mast, one-eyed monster.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2023, 03:33:32 PM »
Hue himself said Bolden told him 2 days ago he was coming, then Fuck Georgia sent in their bagman and errything changed.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2023, 03:38:30 PM »
Duke LB Dorian Mausi is transferring to the good guys!  Proven production at the P5 level and will be a great rotational piece to replace Larry Nixon III's production. It's not a pattern in the pleats, gentlemen.  It's a raging, veiny, full mast, one-eyed monster.

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2023:Returning starter at linebacker ... in 34 career games (20 starts), has compiled 132 tackles, 5.0 TFL, 2.0 sacks, two PBUs, one caused fumble, and three QB pressures ... registered 3+ tackles in 24 games, including a career-high nine against North Carolina A&T (2021) and Northwestern (2022) ... carded a caused fumble against Pittsburgh in 2021 ... recorded a PBU against Northwestern (2021) and Temple (2022) ... recorded one QB pressure versus N.C. State (2020), North Carolina (2021), and Georgia Tech (2022) ... returned a blocked punt 32 yards for a TD against N.C. State in 2020 ... has played 1,659 career snaps.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2023, 04:14:48 PM »
From Duke Athletics 6'2" 233

2023:Returning starter at linebacker ... in 34 career games (20 starts), has compiled 132 tackles, 5.0 TFL, 2.0 sacks, two PBUs, one caused fumble, and three QB pressures ... registered 3+ tackles in 24 games, including a career-high nine against North Carolina A&T (2021) and Northwestern (2022) ... carded a caused fumble against Pittsburgh in 2021 ... recorded a PBU against Northwestern (2021) and Temple (2022) ... recorded one QB pressure versus N.C. State (2020), North Carolina (2021), and Georgia Tech (2022) ... returned a blocked punt 32 yards for a TD against N.C. State in 2020 ... has played 1,659 career snaps.

I like it a lot.

A. Williams to AUBURN!!!

This as well.
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2023, 05:13:45 PM »
Snags...get ready to experience carnal pleasure as such heretofore unknown to man:

JR Buckner, Long Snapper, has signed his NLI to play football at Auburn University.

On the real, though, this kid is legit.

https://twitter.com/TheCollegeLoop/status/1737586663965024703
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Re: Officially Unofficial Signing Day thread
« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2023, 05:22:41 PM »
DL help in the form of TJ Lindsey has signed.
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