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Portalizer - OPEN
« on: November 28, 2023, 09:34:56 AM »
Omari Kelly and Sledge are the first two AU players rumored to be hitting the transportalizing thingy.
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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2023, 09:55:42 AM »
Had high hopes for Sledge, based on name alone.
Kelly was pretty good at #huskyfast, but never really panned out on the college fields.
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2023, 10:52:35 AM »
Now on the open market at QB, Kansas State's, Will Howard.  6'5" 242

Decent thrower of the ball, and has 9 TD's running this year on 4.6 yards per carry.
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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2023, 11:41:36 AM »
Now on the open market at QB, Kansas State's, Will Howard.  6'5" 242

Decent thrower of the ball, and has 9 TD's running this year on 4.6 yards per carry.

I saw like 80 QBs on the ESPN scroll that wanted a change of scenery. 

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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2023, 11:53:26 AM »
Now on the open market at QB, Kansas State's, Will Howard.  6'5" 242

Decent thrower of the ball, and has 9 TD's running this year on 4.6 yards per carry.

Hes honestly a push with Thorne. Is no improvement,

The WSU QB however......yes please.
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2023, 11:58:00 AM »
Hes honestly a push with Thorne. Is no improvement,

The WSU QB however......yes please.

Well... to be completely honest?  It's not going to matter unless there are four or five good offensive linemen and a receiver or two with hands and feet that aren't made of drying concrete in the portal hole. 

You could get John Tommy Elway Brady Montana out of it and I don't know that there would be much change.

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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2023, 12:20:06 PM »
Well... to be completely honest?  It's not going to matter unless there are four or five good offensive linemen and a receiver or two with hands and feet that aren't made of drying concrete in the portal hole. 

You could get John Tommy Elway Brady Montana out of it and I don't know that there would be much change.



Agreed.  It's going to take another deep dive into the port hole to get 2-3 quality Hogs to get us through this upcoming year. 

 
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2023, 12:26:20 PM »
Agreed.  It's going to take another deep dive into the port hole to get 2-3 quality Hogs to get us through this upcoming year.

'Scuse me while I whip this out.
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2023, 12:36:17 PM »
'Scuse me while I whip this out.

Tell me, Schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are....gifted?
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2023, 12:43:24 PM »
Tell me, Schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are....gifted?

It's twue!
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2023, 01:12:14 PM »
Agreed.  It's going to take another deep dive into the port hole to get 2-3 quality Hogs to get us through this upcoming year.

No more coaches or players from Arkansas, please. 
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2023, 02:27:22 PM »
'Scuse me while I whip this out.
The new sheriff is a…(DING, DING)🛎️!!!
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2023, 02:42:12 PM »
The new sheriff is a…(DING, DING)🛎️!!!

He said the Sheriff is near.
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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2023, 03:29:17 PM »
Stephen Johnson - Fr DL enters the thingy.
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« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2023, 11:04:31 AM »
In a weird twist, the guy who owns just about every QB record at Arky is...leaving to play his last year somewhere else?

He must really hate Pittman and/or Petrino.
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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2023, 11:17:46 AM »
In a weird twist, the guy who owns just about every QB record at Arky is...leaving to play his last year somewhere else?

He must really hate Pittman and/or Petrino.

He doesn't fit Petrino's offense - pocket passers. KJ needs someone who wants him to move more and can utilize it. May also want out of the meat grinder of the SEC since it's sidelined him more than once with injury. #BusinessDecision
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« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2023, 11:25:11 AM »
Looking like Robby A. is planning to leave.  His IG is the source of much speculation currently.
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« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2023, 12:43:28 PM »
Looking like Robby A. is planning to leave.  His IG is the source of much speculation currently.

How will the team or the locker room ever recover? Might as well Fire Hugh, give up the spot in the SEC, and join CUSA.  *snicker*
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« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2023, 12:58:52 PM »
It is with a lot of emotion and despair that I write this, as I have decided to enter my name into the transfer portal. I do not want to make this long and difficult. I care about the x and, well, that’s really not true.

I honestly don’t give a fuck about it but I have enjoyed going back through my posts after a hard day of posting and looking at the tid bits of wisdom and humor that I have shared.

I don’t know where the road will lead me but just as long as it’s away from Token, I will be happy.

Godfather was a blessing to someone, I am sure.

I really admired Sani in those early years, though. I don’t know what happened between us.

Jmar was one of my biggest inspirations. I saw how I could possibly end up if I stay here so he inspired me to get the away.

To Buzzy and Wes, I don’t think you should keep your affair a secret for any longer. Do not be ashamed of love.

Kaos is not last or least. As a matter of fact, I may transfer to go to work for him teaching some sort of math and shit. I am not clear on what level of ciphering is required but I know that he thinks a lot of me, so he will make room.

I really did always like Jarhead and I don’t care what you other guys are always saying behind his back. I don’t think you should say such mean things. He served our country with honor and dignity and almost to the level of Dallaswareagle.

There are many others that I have feelings for but too many to mention. It is not a secret that I plan to fuck snags up. He knows it’s coming but I haven’t seen him lately. It’s not that I hate snags it’s just that he gets on my nerves more than anyone else I have ever met in my lifetime. Could you imagine being in a prison cell with him?

I miss AUChizad! sometimes. Prowler is a democrat. That’s all I have to say about that. As a brain damaged person, I don’t think it’s proper to cast stones at Prowler.

Speaking of brain issues, Bottomfeeder, don’t be a stranger.

Chinook, I know you are going to miss me but you have a hard time sharing your feelings, which is unusual for feminine peoples. But I will be with you in spirit no matter where the portal takes me.

Snakebite is a welcome addition and actually a younger generation representative who is more than tolerable. It is amazing that GH did not run him off within the first couple of weeks. Apparently there was an exchange of beer or sausage. Maybe bodily fluids.

CTEAU your inside information will be missed the most. If they ever do dedicate a new jock washing machine to you, I am coming to the ceremony whether you want it or not.

Just know that if I don’t get a better offer, I’ll see you guys later in the week. War Eagle always—WiregrassTiger

PS- as noted, there are too many names to mention who helped me ascend to the pinnacle, so impossible to name all of the names. But I noticed that I failed to mention two active posters in Six and Six. I will let you two decide which one is the more popular of the two. Well, in fairness, it is six and WD6, who should now be Gramps6.

I don’t know what happened to bgreen. Maybe he got pissed because someone left the e off his name. Or, the anti police sentiment finally turned him away. I truly believe the anti pig sentiment is directed more toward Token and understandably so.
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« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2023, 01:51:34 PM »
It is with a lot of emotion and despair that I write this, as I have decided to enter my name into the transfer portal. I do not want to make this long and difficult. I care about the x and, well, that’s really not true.

I honestly don’t give a fuck about it but I have enjoyed going back through my posts after a hard day of posting and looking at the tid bits of wisdom and humor that I have shared.

I don’t know where the road will lead me but just as long as it’s away from Token, I will be happy.

Godfather was a blessing to someone, I am sure.

I really admired Sani in those early years, though. I don’t know what happened between us.

Jmar was one of my biggest inspirations. I saw how I could possibly end up if I stay here so he inspired me to get the away.

To Buzzy and Wes, I don’t think you should keep your affair a secret for any longer. Do not be ashamed of love.

Kaos is not last or least. As a matter of fact, I may transfer to go to work for him teaching some sort of math and shit. I am not clear on what level of ciphering is required but I know that he thinks a lot of me, so he will make room.

I really did always like Jarhead and I don’t care what you other guys are always saying behind his back. I don’t think you should say such mean things. He served our country with honor and dignity and almost to the level of Dallaswareagle.

There are many others that I have feelings for but too many to mention. It is not a secret that I plan to fuck snags up. He knows it’s coming but I haven’t seen him lately. It’s not that I hate snags it’s just that he gets on my nerves more than anyone else I have ever met in my lifetime. Could you imagine being in a prison cell with him?

I miss AUChizad! sometimes. Prowler is a democrat. That’s all I have to say about that. As a brain damaged person, I don’t think it’s proper to cast stones at Prowler.

Speaking of brain issues, Bottomfeeder, don’t be a stranger.

Chinook, I know you are going to miss me but you have a hard time sharing your feelings, which is unusual for feminine peoples. But I will be with you in spirit no matter where the portal takes me.

Snakebite is a welcome addition and actually a younger generation representative who is more than tolerable. It is amazing that GH did not run him off within the first couple of weeks. Apparently there was an exchange of beer or sausage. Maybe bodily fluids.

CTEAU your inside information will be missed the most. If they ever do dedicate a new jock washing machine to you, I am coming to the ceremony whether you want it or not.

Just know that if I don’t get a better offer, I’ll see you guys later in the week. War Eagle always—WiregrassTiger

PS- as noted, there are too many names to mention who helped me ascend to the pinnacle, so impossible to name all of the names. But I noticed that I failed to mention two active posters in Six and Six. I will let you two decide which one is the more popular of the two. Well, in fairness, it is six and WD6, who should now be Gramps6.

I don’t know what happened to bgreen. Maybe he got pissed because someone left the e off his name. Or, the anti police sentiment finally turned him away. I truly believe the anti pig sentiment is directed more toward Token and understandably so.
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How did you pull this off Snags?
It's exactly like something WT would say... only the incredible length outed you.
Nice try though.
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