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Things That Are Ass - Baker’s Dozen

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Things That Are Ass - Baker’s Dozen
« on: November 26, 2023, 08:58:54 AM »
Could easily just say everything and be done with it.  Won’t. 

1. Prevent Defense.  The only thing it ever prevents is a win. 

2. Jalen Milroe.  That mental midget screaming “gib me de Highmuhn” put herds of kittens in danger. 

3. Ashford. Hope to never see him again

4. SEC referees

5. Pete Thamel - pussy move not doing his usual lying bit out in the crowd on Gameday.  Credit to Desmond Howard for calling his punk ass out.

6. The Internet.  Connecting every coach alive - from Harbaugh to Stoops to Smart - to the A&M job.

7. Fly War Eagle. connecting every quarterback who might potentially transfer - from the MSU QB to Arch Manning - to Auburn.

8. The Auburn coaching staff for laying a colossal egg against New Mexico State - a team that needed a last play field goal to beat Jax State Saturday - and then having a plan for Alabama. 

9. Almost.  Almost is ass.  Almost Georgia.  Almost Alabama. Almost Ole Miss. 

10. The flu.  The flu is ass.  Ruined my Thanksgiving weekend. 

11. The ACC.  After a mediocre Kentucky thumped Louisville and a less than mediocre Florida pushed FSU, the ACC is proven ass.

12. Deion.  Saw a clip of him at the draft when he left college. Complete clown.  And then declaring that colorado ain’t gonna buy players with no NIL deals when his own barely literate kids constantly do commercials and drive $100,000 cars?  He and that entire program is ass trash.

13.  The MCU.  Its over. Iron Man was great.  Several other movies in the MCU were really fun. But pandering to diversity is not.  Marvel baffled by poor reviews and response to The Marvels!  It checked every box!  It’s ass. And it isn’t what people want to see.  It’s what the elites want us to see which is not the same. .
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Re: Things That Are Ass - Baker’s Dozen
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2023, 11:59:23 AM »


Taking it old school. 
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Re: Things That Are Ass - Baker’s Dozen
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2023, 06:17:57 PM »
Underrated.  I have always loved her.
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Re: Things That Are Ass - Baker’s Dozen
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2023, 07:15:52 PM »
Underrated.  I have always loved her.
I'm hanging around to see her in the second season of 1923 along with several other series on hold due to the strike.
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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2023, 07:33:12 PM »
I'm hanging around to see her in the second season of 1923 along with several other series on hold due to the strike.

The strike is over!  And I am done with Han Solo!
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Re: Things That Are Ass - Baker’s Dozen
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2023, 07:49:05 PM »
The strike is over!  And I am done with Han Solo!
What has he done now?
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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2023, 08:30:34 PM »
The strike is over!  And I am done with Han Solo!

And praise the Lord for it. I’ve never looked forward to any show like I am Stranger Things 5.
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Re: Things That Are Ass - Baker’s Dozen
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2023, 10:02:44 PM »


Taking it old school.
The pictures you post of chicks aren’t as good since you became Amish.
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Re: Things That Are Ass - Baker’s Dozen
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2023, 08:50:34 AM »
Could easily just say everything and be done with it.  Won’t. 

Should have
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