I haven't watched ESPN much in several years. It's been on some this season.
SportsCenter used to be a staple for me. It's unwatchable trash now. They keep cutting to these uninformed, worthless women to "give their perspective on" whatever topic. They're TERRIBLE. They say nothing, it's just fluff that any moron would already know, but they say it with head-bobbing authority like they're imparting the wisdom contained in the fourth commandment.
It's painfully bad, like a seventh grade school newscast. Their observations are so obvious a feral hog could make them. "Christian McCaffery strained his quad or something, we aren't sure. But if he can't go, he won't be able to play this Sunday. We don't know how long he might be out if he doesn't play."
Oh, thanks.
They asked some softball player with a gigantic mouth that nearly split her entire head in two about the Phillies hitting and she looked like she had one of those wearable orgasmers attached to her coot and Kyle Schwarber was sitting at home using the app to trigger her tingle. Seriously, that woman could put an entire tennis ball in her mouth and juggle it with her tongue. Jessica something. I mean she's not terrible looking, but she's just a horrible analyst.
I'm not saying all sportscasters have to be male or have to be white, but that doesn't mean we have to be subjected to this parade of ignorance in the name of inclusion, diversity, equity or whatever justification they have for trotting these insignificant puff pastries out there.
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