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Guess who's back...back again

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Guess who's back...back again
« on: August 31, 2023, 04:48:32 PM »
Listening to some talk radio during drives this week and all they wanted to talk about was Notre Dame.

Did you see how EFFICIENT they were? 
They moved the ball at will!
Mary Hartman was an absolute MACHINE! Perfect fit for that organization!!!
You can pencil this team in for a playoff spot already.

I've never seen any team get more undeserved hype than the golden domers do. 

I'm still raw over not getting to play them in 1988.  One more stop against Tommy Hodson and AU would have played those limp-dick nobodies in the Sugar Bowl for the title.  I can't for the life of me understand why Dye went into a shell against LSU.  Should have put up 20-30 on that team.  So much would have been different.  Would have gone into the bowls 10-0.  Would have gotten ND while Miami, FSU and  WV would have played for consolation prizes.  The Irish would have been the easiest out of that group and I have no doubt Dye would have the crown that eluded him.
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Re: Guess who's back...back again
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2023, 05:16:12 PM »
Listening to some talk radio during drives this week and all they wanted to talk about was Notre Dame.

Did you see how EFFICIENT they were? 
They moved the ball at will!
Mary Hartman was an absolute MACHINE! Perfect fit for that organization!!!
You can pencil this team in for a playoff spot already.

I've never seen any team get more undeserved hype than the golden domers do. 

I'm still raw over not getting to play them in 1988.  One more stop against Tommy Hodson and AU would have played those limp-dick nobodies in the Sugar Bowl for the title.  I can't for the life of me understand why Dye went into a shell against LSU.  Should have put up 20-30 on that team.  So much would have been different.  Would have gone into the bowls 10-0.  Would have gotten ND while Miami, FSU and  WV would have played for consolation prizes.  The Irish would have been the easiest out of that group and I have no doubt Dye would have the crown that eluded him.

That film should be used by every corch in America as the prime example of why you don't go into a prevent defense.  LSU had not crossed midfield, and Auburn decides since they had one more drive to stop them and win the game....hey, let's drop everybody back and let them go the length of the field in a few seconds.  Yeah, great idea. 
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Re: Guess who's back...back again
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2023, 07:05:00 PM »
Listening to some talk radio during drives this week and all they wanted to talk about was Notre Dame.

Did you see how EFFICIENT they were? 
They moved the ball at will!
Mary Hartman was an absolute MACHINE! Perfect fit for that organization!!!
You can pencil this team in for a playoff spot already.

I've never seen any team get more undeserved hype than the golden domers do. 

I'm still raw over not getting to play them in 1988.  One more stop against Tommy Hodson and AU would have played those limp-dick nobodies in the Sugar Bowl for the title.  I can't for the life of me understand why Dye went into a shell against LSU.  Should have put up 20-30 on that team.  So much would have been different.  Would have gone into the bowls 10-0.  Would have gotten ND while Miami, FSU and  WV would have played for consolation prizes.  The Irish would have been the easiest out of that group and I have no doubt Dye would have the crown that eluded him.

Yeahhhh, I kind of mentioned this last week with them and Texas. Every, Damn. Year.

It's like I was kidding, but I wasn't.
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2023, 09:22:10 AM »
Thanks for opening that old wound back up.  I was there on the 2nd row behind the Auburn bench.  Worst feeling ever coming out of a game...at least until Black Saturday anyway.
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2023, 10:44:07 AM »
No way to tell much about ND after this past Saturday.  Navy was bad last year, and probably worse this year.  However, I will give Hartman his due.  I have no clue where he'll take the Irish this season, but he's one of the best pure passers in the game. 

I will say this though, while they play more than a few cupcakes, if they can navigate NC State, THE Ohio State University, USC, Pitt and Clemson, they probably do belong in the top 4.
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2023, 10:58:41 AM »
No way to tell much about ND after this past Saturday.  Navy was bad last year, and probably worse this year.  However, I will give Hartman his due.  I have no clue where he'll take the Irish this season, but he's one of the best pure passers in the game. 

I will say this though, while they play more than a few cupcakes, if they can navigate NC State, THE Ohio State University, USC, Pitt and Clemson, they probably do belong in the top 4.

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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2023, 11:06:21 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2023, 11:36:29 AM »
Goonie's never say die!
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2023, 11:39:33 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2023, 11:45:58 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2023, 11:52:42 AM »
I hate the fucking movie so much.

Yeah. The one where he searched for a one-eyed Willy is a lot better.

Edit: I really do like The Goonies.  Astoria, OR looks like a shit hole in that movie, though.
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2023, 12:57:28 PM »
Yeah. The one where he searched for a one-eyed Willy is a lot better.

Edit: I really do like The Goonies.  Astoria, OR looks like a shit hole in that movie, though.

it is a shit hole.   
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2023, 02:22:29 PM »
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?



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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2023, 02:36:21 PM »
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?



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“These pants fit like a cheap castle….

No ball room.”
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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2023, 03:03:46 PM »
“These pants fit like a cheap castle….

No ball room.”

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?


Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros.
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« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2023, 03:45:06 PM »
Steeeeeeeerikkke
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« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2023, 03:49:27 PM »
Steeeeeeeerikkke

How do you tell if your balls are sensitive?


Have someone give them a test-tickle
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« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2023, 03:55:08 PM »
How do you tell if your balls are sensitive?


Have someone give them a test-tickle

Is it weird that one of my balls hangs lower than the other 2?
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« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2023, 05:47:32 PM »
Is it weird that one of my balls hangs lower than the other 2?

E.T.  The Extra Testicle

Phone home, beyotch!
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« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2023, 06:37:22 PM »
E.T.  The Extra Testicle

Phone home, beyotch!

Did you hear about the testicular cancer survivor who won the lottery?

When he found out, the guy went nut.
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