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Shane's Got Company

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Shane's Got Company
« on: May 11, 2023, 12:10:39 PM »
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Shane's Got Company
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2023, 12:12:31 PM »
Tammy will slap her.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Shane's Got Company
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2023, 01:39:13 PM »
Do you HEARRR me, ya little PUNK?

No.  Not anymore.
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Re: Shane's Got Company
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2023, 02:09:50 PM »
There’s a fight today in hell over cigarettes and liquor.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Shane's Got Company
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2023, 04:03:38 PM »
There’s a fight today in hell over cigarettes and liquor.

you misspelled cheap malt liquor.
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Re: Shane's Got Company
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2023, 09:25:34 PM »
you misspelled cheap malt liquor.
No, he misspelled iron lung
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Shane's Got Company
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2023, 10:24:04 AM »
No, he misspelled iron lung

OOOOOOOooooooohhhhhhh.....
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."