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« on: April 26, 2023, 09:41:22 AM »
Unfortunately, we have a President who can't put two coherent sentences together, and can barely read from a prompter.  But our VP may be worse.  This is a constant theme with her, apparently trying to speak in riddles. Here's a quote from her speech yesterday at Howard University, while speaking on abortion rights.


"So I think it's very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders for us at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future,"
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Re: Word Salad
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2023, 01:35:26 PM »
All kidding aside, you have always tossed a pretty mean salad.
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Re: Word Salad
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2023, 09:57:06 AM »
All kidding aside, you have always tossed a pretty mean salad.

You strike me as a jelly kind of guy.
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2023, 11:39:03 AM »
You strike me as a jelly kind of guy.
Snags seems to like jalapeño jelly, unfortunately.
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2023, 11:50:20 AM »
Snags seems to like jalapeño jelly, unfortunately.

Some like it hot.
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2023, 02:17:58 PM »
Some like it hot.
Feel the heat, burning you up inside. Feel the heat, ready or not




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Re: Word Salad
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2023, 10:41:23 AM »
More Word Salad from our VP, while speaking at the 2023 Essence of Culture event.  Whatever the hell that is. Enjoy.

"Culture is — it is a reflection of our moment and our time. Right? And present culture is the way we express how we're feeling about the moment and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment. That is a reflection of joy. Because, you know…it comes in the morning," Harris said, breaking into laughter.


She added, "We have to find ways to also express the way we feel about the moment in terms of just having language and a connection to how people are experiencing life. And I think about it in that way, too."



I got more out of Ms. South Carolina's answer to why children can't find places on a map.
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2023, 12:49:20 PM »


I got more out of Ms. South Carolina's answer to why children can't find places on a map.

And like, of the Iraq, and places of such as....thank you.
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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2023, 03:51:48 PM »
More Word Salad from our VP, while speaking at the 2023 Essence of Culture event.  Whatever the hell that is. Enjoy.

"Culture is — it is a reflection of our moment and our time. Right? And present culture is the way we express how we're feeling about the moment and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment. That is a reflection of joy. Because, you know…it comes in the morning," Harris said, breaking into laughter.


She added, "We have to find ways to also express the way we feel about the moment in terms of just having language and a connection to how people are experiencing life. And I think about it in that way, too."



I got more out of Ms. South Carolina's answer to why children can't find places on a map.

She's the epitome of DEI. 

No skills. No intelligence. No substance. 

The only thing she knows is that words should be used and put together in some way, shape or form.  If you don't like it?   "ExxCUUUSEE me?  I was SPEAKING.." 

She's one of the many (many, many) uneducated who consider themselves intelligent for no other reason than they were passed along from job to job without qualifications.

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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2023, 01:48:07 PM »
She's the epitome of DEI. 

No skills. No intelligence. No substance. 

The only thing she knows is that words should be used and put together in some way, shape or form.  If you don't like it?   "ExxCUUUSEE me?  I was SPEAKING.." 

She's one of the many (many, many) uneducated who consider themselves intelligent for no other reason than they were passed along from job to job without qualifications.
I’m going to tell you this for your own good. Not because I disagree with you. But if you keep talking like this, Charles Barkley ain’t leaving you shit for a scholarship.
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2023, 11:40:29 PM »
She's the epitome of DEI. 

No skills. No intelligence. No substance. 

The only thing she knows is that words should be used and put together in some way, shape or form.  If you don't like it?   "ExxCUUUSEE me?  I was SPEAKING.." 

She's one of the many (many, many) uneducated who consider themselves intelligent for no other reason than they were passed along from job to job without qualifications.
They don’t call her heels up Harris for nothing!
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2023, 01:22:59 PM »
They don’t call her heels up Harris for nothing!

Callused knees Kamala too.
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Re: Word Salad
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2023, 10:34:12 AM »
Word Salad Episode #4,619  In speaking with some Mongolian leader dude:

"Today, I am pleased to announce that the next steps in our work together will be about further expanding our partnership. In particular, we will discuss the work that we will do together to strengthen our space cooperation," Harris said. "You and I spoke briefly about the beginning of the next era — and, for you, what that means, in terms of your leadership and your vision for the future, and certainly, strengthening our space cooperation would be a part of that agenda — including, of course, using our space cooperation to think about how we strengthen the economic prosperity and development of our nations."
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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2023, 11:30:05 AM »
Word Salad Episode #4,619  In speaking with some Mongolian leader dude:

"Today, I am pleased to announce that the next steps in our work together will be about further expanding our partnership. In particular, we will discuss the work that we will do together to strengthen our space cooperation," Harris said. "You and I spoke briefly about the beginning of the next era — and, for you, what that means, in terms of your leadership and your vision for the future, and certainly, strengthening our space cooperation would be a part of that agenda — including, of course, using our space cooperation to think about how we strengthen the economic prosperity and development of our nations."

How do you feel about polls that say you're the worst vice president in US history? 

*cackle* *cackle*
What if there were polls that said I was doing great? *cackle*
I heard some people said I had great approval ratings.  *cackle*
*cackle*

Moron.
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Re: Word Salad
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2023, 04:15:40 PM »
Some of you motherfuckers refuse to understand that you can’t just get on here and say something negative about black women.

This is not the same internet as in the 1950s.
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« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2023, 10:07:45 AM »
Two days ago, during a speech, Uncle Sniffy told a story.  Less than 2 minutes later, he told the same story, verbatim.  Well yesterday, while recognizing an individual for service, being neato and generally skippy, he said the following:

He said: "I know Sister Norma lives the lessons nuns taught me growing up. Lessons based on the Gospel of Matthew: feed the hungry, care for the sick, welcome strangers. They echo what my dad taught me, and I mean this sincerely, my dad used to say, ‘Everyone, everyone is entitled to be treated with dignity and respect.’ The Congressional Black Caucus embodies all those values."

Only problem?  It was a meeting of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.

If any of our parents were pulling the same, daily gaffes, and constantly tripping and falling, sometimes over nothing, we'd have them in assisted living. Sweet Haysus, he's in charge of our country.
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« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2023, 11:39:51 PM »
Sweet Haysus, he's in charge of our country.

That's where you're wrong. 
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« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2023, 10:14:39 AM »
So, when he does actually speak to the Congressional Black Caucus.....

"Two of the great artists of our time represented the groundbreaking legacy of hip hop in America. L.L. J. Cool J, uhhh…" Biden stammered. "By the way, that boy's got – that man's got – biceps bigger than my thighs."

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« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2023, 10:24:15 AM »
So, when he does actually speak to the Congressional Black Caucus.....

"Two of the great artists of our time represented the groundbreaking legacy of hip hop in America. L.L. J. Cool J, uhhh…" Biden stammered. "By the way, that boy's got – that man's got – biceps bigger than my thighs."

 :facepalm:

Any other politician ... well Republican politician ... says something like that? 

 
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« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2023, 01:11:25 PM »
Horrible, unforgivable gaffes.

Hope you're holding the GOP frontrunner to the same standard, cuz your boy is out here forgetting where he is most days.  Thought Jeb Bush started the war Iraq, thinks he's running against Obama this time around.  Bad shit.
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