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Another Bammer Busted

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Another Bammer Busted
« on: March 17, 2023, 10:45:28 AM »
Nothing to see here, because the DA will soon announce the charges will be dropped, you know, because these Bama players work so hard out in the hot sun, and you don't want to punish them.  But until then, 4* Bama recruit, Tony Mitchell, got popped yesterday in the Florida panhandle, for possession of the sticky icky.  But it wasn't just possession.  They also called it, intent to deliver and distribute.  Why?

Because it was a freakin' trash bag of tasty buds. 

He and his buddy also had a shit ton of cash and a gun. 

Drugs, guns, a little murder here and there.  Just a typical week day in the life of a Bammer athlete. 
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Re: Another Bammer Busted
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2023, 11:05:54 AM »
Nothing to see here, because the DA will soon announce the charges will be dropped, you know, because these Bama players work so hard out in the hot sun, and you don't want to punish them.  But until then, 4* Bama recruit, Tony Mitchell, got popped yesterday in the Florida panhandle, for possession of the sticky icky.  But it wasn't just possession.  They also called it, intent to deliver and distribute.  Why?

Because it was a freakin' trash bag of tasty buds. 

He and his buddy also had a shit ton of cash and a gun. 

Drugs, guns, a little murder here and there.  Just a typical week day in the life of a Bammer athlete.

Scales as well.  Plus it's in Bonifay, not T-town.

Kid is looking at time.
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Re: Another Bammer Busted
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2023, 10:18:34 PM »
Scales as well.  Plus it's in Bonifay, not T-town.

Kid is looking at time.

Hasn’t been on the roster since the Sugar Bowl.
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