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Tourney Thread '23

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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #80 on: March 27, 2023, 10:05:37 AM »
The karmic justice of the criminal turds being axed from a tournament they were all (yes, every single one of them) convinced they would win easily is matched only by their hilarious takes after their hopes and dreams were despoiled.  No number 1 seed in recent memory had as easy a path to the finals as those assclowns and their punk ass coach did. Watching them crash and burn was definitely satisfying. 

I will confess to taking an inordinate amount of joy from seeing them dispatched, but not for the reasons I saw espoused in various other online venues:

"Hay, them Aubren's care more bout us losin than they do their own success and failures. SWEEP, bitch. How you like that?"

"Hay, we done won the SEC. That's whut matter most. I remember when Aubren's best team ever in histry didn't get pass the first weekend, dontchu? Mebbe they orta worry bout choking up a second half lead to the SEC CHAMPS, bitch, afore they start talkin bout any other team chokin. I thank I seen us in the Sweet 16. Where wuz Aubren, huh? Sittin on they ass at home!" 

"You know them Aubrens aint nern but skeered. They all knows ol Nate Oats done whooped their fat, sweaty coach. They had a good day or two, but Pearl is done fer. He don't want no more of ol Nate."


And then the most hilarious and least-self aware takes truly made my day.  I saw and heard multiple variations of this same theme:

"We gonna hafta do somethin' bout the NCAA Turment. It ain't right that the best teams ain't playin in the Final Four. Ain't no reason no team havin' one good day orta lemonate the best team in the Kuntry. There orta be some kinda way to give them teams another shot or somethin. This done ruint the Final Four. Won't nobody even care bout it without the bestest team in the Kuntry outta it." 

Just like those fucking morons. 

I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd. I'm trying not to hate them, but the reality is I fucking hate every last one of them. I hate their entitled attitude.  The hate is alive. It grows.
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #81 on: March 27, 2023, 10:24:40 AM »
And then the most hilarious and least-self aware takes truly made my day.  I saw and heard multiple variations of this same theme:

"We gonna hafta do somethin' bout the NCAA Turment. It ain't right that the best teams ain't playin in the Final Four. Ain't no reason no team havin' one good day orta lemonate the best team in the Kuntry. There orta be some kinda way to give them teams another shot or somethin. This done ruint the Final Four. Won't nobody even care bout it without the bestest team in the Kuntry outta it." 

Auburn's own dipshit, WarBlogle, was preaching this exact same thing after the Purdue got bounced in the first round.
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #82 on: March 27, 2023, 11:10:10 AM »
Auburn's own dipshit, WarBlogle, was preaching this exact same thing after the Purdue got bounced in the first round.



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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #83 on: March 27, 2023, 11:15:03 AM »
I really haven't paid any attention to this tournament.  I've had a lot going on.  I remember that just for fun, I picked San Diego State, UConn, FAU and Miami to go to the Final 4. 

Anyone know who is still playing?
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #84 on: March 27, 2023, 11:18:13 AM »
Auburn's own dipshit, WarBlogle, was preaching this exact same thing after the Purdue got bounced in the first round.
Well, he molests collies, so....
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #85 on: March 27, 2023, 11:24:25 AM »
Auburn's own dipshit, WarBlogle, was preaching this exact same thing after the Purdue got bounced in the first round.

He knows that usually in EVERY sport the best team (big keyword here) at the END of the season usually wins it all, right? Ohhh the horror! change the sport! Give out the trophy based off Week 7 rankings, or Rivals recruiting rankings. This cant stand!
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #86 on: March 27, 2023, 12:51:08 PM »
Wow.  One of my bama lovin' friends (he, of course, never attended and I'm not sure he's ever been to a game) came up with this gem today. 

"We really orta got closer this year.  I mean the way we been dominatin the SEC for the last ten or fidteen years, we really orta been to a buncha final fours and won a couple of titles. the way nate recruits though, we fiddnda take care of that. Historically the best team in the SEC except maybe kentucky."
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #87 on: March 27, 2023, 01:23:57 PM »
I really haven't paid any attention to this tournament.  I've had a lot going on.  I remember that just for fun, I picked San Diego State, UConn, FAU and Miami to go to the Final 4. 

Anyone know who is still playing?
In reality, nobody cares who wins this thing....
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #88 on: March 27, 2023, 02:38:15 PM »
In reality, nobody cares who wins this thing....
I don't care who gets lemonated either as long as I'm on the winning end.


UCONN can have another title, just want Miami to come within 6.









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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #89 on: March 27, 2023, 04:49:15 PM »
I don't care who gets lemonated either as long as I'm on the winning end.


UCONN can have another title, just want Miami to come within 6.

I don't know how any of them are going to make it past #1 seed Alabama.
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #90 on: March 27, 2023, 04:50:47 PM »
I don't know how any of them are going to make it past #1 seed Alabama.
Alabammer will blow them away.
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #91 on: March 27, 2023, 05:20:11 PM »
Alabammer will blow them away.

Certainly.  No other team can rival their killer instinct.
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #92 on: March 28, 2023, 09:24:37 AM »
Certainly.  No other team can rival their killer instinct.

Their lineup is a modern day murderer's row.
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #93 on: March 28, 2023, 12:22:55 PM »
Their lineup is a modern day murderer's row.
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #94 on: March 28, 2023, 12:32:21 PM »
 Brandon Miller always delivers.
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #95 on: March 28, 2023, 12:55:11 PM »
Brandon Miller always delivers.
Best assist and block guy in the league.
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #96 on: March 28, 2023, 03:14:19 PM »
Tourney's over bitches.
Mods, lock this thread!
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #97 on: April 02, 2023, 10:46:09 AM »
Last night's victory over da U makes it official.  I will accept your plaudits and laurel wreaths at this time.

For those keeping score, that's a repeat championship.  Threepeat on deck in '24.
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Re: Tourney Thread '23
« Reply #98 on: April 02, 2023, 11:33:33 AM »
Last night's victory over da U makes it official.  I will accept your plaudits and laurel wreaths at this time.

For those keeping score, that's a repeat championship.  Threepeat on deck in '24.
Hat's off!!


Thought UCONN would be in the final four but their regular season finish (4th in Big East) wasn't indicative of their depth nor how they caught fire and trounced everyone in last quarter of competition. Xavier was the only team to beat them twice and Marquette gave them all they could handle as well.


Miami fought hard but the first half deficit was just too steep to overcome.


Will be interesting to see if San Deigo State can fare any better.
I doubt it.
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