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« on: December 06, 2022, 02:57:16 PM »
The NY Mets signed Justin Verlander, who has pounded Kate Hudson's Noo Noo on multiple occasions, to a 2-year, $86 million contract.  It's good to be Justin.

Meanwhile, The Phillies inked SS, Trae Turner, to an 11-year deal worth over $300 million.  I don't know who Trae is banging, but he can scorch all the fine cootchy he wants with that kind of bank.

Me and a buddy were in B-Dubs yesterday, eating wings and downing a pitcher, when we saw that come over the scroll.  He was shaking his head asking how in the hell they can sign these players for that kind of money?

Because it's there.  These teams aren't taking out loans or mortgaging the farm to work these contracts.  The money is there.  And with Verlander signing with the Mets, they're about to get a huge spike in Mets apparel sales.   
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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2022, 03:02:42 PM »
who holdup.....verlander is pounding Kate Hudson now too? That dude rules.

Srsly tho....Mets, Phils and Rangers are tripping over their own dicks to attempt to out-Yankee and Dodger everyone. Its just never been a great strategy past a few seasons. The Astros (as much as I don't like em), Cards and Braves take the correct approach to me.
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2022, 03:10:33 PM »
who holdup.....verlander is pounding Kate Hudson now too? That dude rules.

Srsly tho....Mets, Phils and Rangers are tripping over their own dicks to attempt to out-Yankee and Dodger everyone. Its just never been a great strategy past a few seasons. The Astros (as much as I don't like em), Cards and Braves take the correct approach to me.

Cubs going to be big spenders this year, too.
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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2022, 03:19:43 PM »
Cubs going to be big spenders this year, too.

^^^THIS^^^

We're all gonna' be sucking hind tit when the Cubbies break out the check book.
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2022, 03:32:43 PM »
who holdup.....verlander is pounding Kate Hudson now too? That dude rules.

Srsly tho....Mets, Phils and Rangers are tripping over their own dicks to attempt to out-Yankee and Dodger everyone. Its just never been a great strategy past a few seasons. The Astros (as much as I don't like em), Cards and Braves take the correct approach to me.

Damn it. Upton.  Kate Upton. Either way, he's popping some high class cooze.
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2022, 04:09:37 PM »
Cubs going to be big spenders this year, too.
I hear we're going hard after Bucky LaGrange. 
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2022, 11:26:43 PM »
Aaannnd just like that, the Cubbies sign Bellinger.  Hind tit, people.  Get used to it.
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2022, 08:24:53 AM »
Aaannnd just like that, the Cubbies sign Bellinger.  Hind tit, people.  Get used to it.

Over paying guys 4-5 years past their primes seems to be the trend.

Buzz - the Mets, dodgers and Phillies welcome you to the club.
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2022, 08:30:53 AM »
Over paying guys 4-5 years past their primes seems to be the trend.

Buzz - the Mets, dodgers and Phillies welcome you to the club.
The Cubs started that club years ago.
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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2022, 09:15:22 AM »
Sounds like the Cubs are "well down the road" in talks with Correia and if that falls through, they will go hard after Swanson.  Mebbie they are serious this time around.
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2022, 09:30:03 AM »
The Judge scores a 9 year deal worth $360 LARGE!!!
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2022, 11:22:47 AM »
Sounds like the Cubs are "well down the road" in talks with Correia and if that falls through, they will go hard after Swanson.  Mebbie they are serious this time around.

Turner set the tone for BOTH of those guys to get overpaid.

Jansen just signed for 2/32 with the Red SAWWWX - curious how he will adjust to the pitch clock with that 10 minute windup. Sorry he aint worth 16 a year.

Quitana also just got 2/26 from the Mets - hes an inning eater and nothing more.

My word...FA this year is gonzo.
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2022, 01:00:04 PM »
Hearing Wilson Contreras to the Cards on a 5 year deal.

Sorry, Buzz.
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2022, 01:56:16 PM »
Hearing Wilson Contreras to the Cards on a 5 year deal.

Sorry, Buzz.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

and FUCK GEORGIA!
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2022, 02:22:38 PM »
Hearing Wilson Contreras to the Cards on a 5 year deal.

Sorry, Buzz.

Smart move by the Cubs.  Just clearing more cap space so they can sign Mike Trout, Jacob deGrom, Fernando Tatis and Show Hey O-Tommy.

Cubs in 2023!!!
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« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2022, 02:03:07 PM »
Listening to CBS Sports this morning, and they were having the same conversation about teams spending sick money on players.  It was kicked off with the Xander Bogarts to the Padres story.  11 years at $280 Mil.  If memory serves, the Padres now have Bogarts, Fernando Tatis, Jr., Manny Machado, Juan Soto, Yu Darvish and Josh Hader...among others.  Holy Schnikies, that's a lot of cash to pay out.

But the hosts point was all these teams have way more resources than they let on.  Some just choose not to spend it....cough, cough...Pittsburgh
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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2022, 02:17:39 PM »
I have it on good authority that the Orioles are going to go after Pedro Cerrano this offseason!  Haven't heard the details of his contract yet. 
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« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2022, 02:52:45 PM »
I have it on good authority that the Orioles are going to go after Pedro Cerrano this offseason!  Haven't heard the details of his contract yet.
Straight ball he hit very much
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« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2022, 03:29:58 PM »
Straight ball he hit very much

Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
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« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2022, 03:52:54 PM »
Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan