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Chick Balls
« on: February 22, 2022, 05:37:29 PM »
Looks like the biological females are playing well in the early part of the season.  Currently sit at 9-1.  They have a win over #11 Texas, and their lone loss was a drubbing by #3 UCLA.  They got shut out 9-0 by the Bears with vaginas.  Other than that, I don't think they've given up more than 2-3 runs in any game, while scoring right at 8 per game themselves.
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2022, 08:48:49 PM »
Think we can get somebody to make an Everything but Football School shirt?
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2022, 04:44:35 PM »
The ball players without penises are 15-1. 


We're a softball school again.
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2022, 04:46:22 PM »
The ball players without penises
You sure about that?
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2022, 04:49:00 PM »
You sure about that?

This is the SEC, son.  We ain't got no Ivy League swimmers here.
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2022, 10:53:31 AM »
Softball Babes move to 21-1.  One more OOC game against The Sting from Alabama State, before heading into the conference opening series with Texas A&M.
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2022, 01:11:28 PM »
24-1 ranked #17
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2022, 10:23:04 AM »
The chicks, probably most without dicks, are now 26-2 (5-1).  They go to Lexington for 3 with the Cats starting tomorrow.
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2022, 11:30:35 AM »
The chicks, probably most without dicks, are now 26-2 (5-1).  They go to Lexington for 3 with the Cats starting tomorrow.

That should be a good series. I hope we can at least take 2 out of the three.  UK will be a good test being ranked 12th and having a home field advantage.   
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2022, 11:58:17 PM »
Dropped 2 of 3 against the Mild Cats.  27-4 (6-3)
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2022, 10:59:33 PM »
People identifying as girls pick up a win over Alabama State. 28-4.  Got a weekend series with Gusty Gaytah coming up.
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2022, 02:09:01 AM »
People identifying as girls pick up a win over Alabama State. 28-4.  Got a weekend series with Gusty Gaytah coming up.

Hopefully the weather is nice Saturday. We have a date at JBM.
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2022, 11:29:18 PM »
Ladies beat Go Gaytah, 3-1, to improve to 29-4.  Pretty damn good.
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2022, 11:41:34 PM »
Chicks drop a tough one, 6-7.  Rubber game with Gusty Gaytah tomorrow.  29-5
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2022, 12:50:00 AM »
Chicks drop a tough one, 6-7.  Rubber game with Gusty Gaytah tomorrow.  29-5

They fought well. UF has better pitching than AU.
It was a bit chilly until the fifth inning. That was my first softball game. It will not be my last.
Ended the day with dinner at the Hound. Good food, but a bit pricey.

AU has a good team. They have good pitching, just not as good as the top teams. It should be fun to watch them get better. I did notice they started four true freshmen.

Sunday’s game was close until the end. Again, pitching.
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5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2022, 11:02:32 AM »
Chick Ball didn't go well this weekend, as the Lady Pigs swept the series, landing AU at 29-9.  Strangely, they spend the next week playing 5 out of conference games against Mercer, Niagra, JSU and Chattynooger.
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2022, 02:27:51 PM »
Chick Ball didn't go well this weekend, as the Lady Pigs swept the series, landing AU at 29-9.  Strangely, they spend the next week playing 5 out of conference games against Mercer, Niagra, JSU and Chattynooger.
:facepalm: see this is exactly the kind of bullshit I’m talking about with Wes. He wants to make a big deal about koonga boonga but he doesn’t say shit about this fag saying nooger.

Cute little fucker.
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2022, 02:42:52 PM »
:facepalm: see this is exactly the kind of bullshit I’m talking about with Wes. He wants to make a big deal about koonga boonga but he doesn’t say shit about this fag saying nooger.

Cute little fucker.

I did it all for the nooger...come on...the nooger...come on...so you can take that cookie, and stick it up your yeeeeah.
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2022, 11:39:35 AM »
Chicks picked up 2 OOC wins this weekend to improve to 32-9 (7-8)
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Re: Chick Balls
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2022, 04:12:11 PM »
Biological Females wearing orange and blue, move to 33-9 with a 9-1 (5) win over Jacksonville State.
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