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« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2021, 06:55:28 PM »
I doubt it. 

If that is his only option, then I'd bet on him dragging Spencer Rattler through the portal and hanging his hat on Arch Manning's future.

Uga is convinced arch is their successor to Stetson the frat boy the 5th and Jt and he’s theirs.
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« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2021, 11:04:46 PM »
Bobo is out at AU.
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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2021, 12:38:27 AM »
Brian Kelley to LSU? WTF
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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2021, 06:25:01 AM »
Bobo is out at AU.

This one is a head scratcher to me.  Although the offense didn't wow anyone I felt like there was improvement behind a substandard OL.
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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2021, 08:56:25 AM »
This one is a head scratcher to me.  Although the offense didn't wow anyone I felt like there was improvement behind a substandard OL.
Bad OL notwithstanding, I saw way too many head scratching series from this offense this season that culminated with a 4th and 1 pass instead of running the guy who would have gotten you 3 yards on that play.  Watching the offense trying to fuck a greased football in the Iron Bowl had no bearing in my mind...but before that I could see that Bobo just wasn't the guy.

Of course now, we will probably see Harsin promote Kiesau to OC and make that splash bunt single.
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« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2021, 10:28:55 AM »
This one is a head scratcher to me.  Although the offense didn't wow anyone I felt like there was improvement behind a substandard OL.

I figured the non-AU SEC guys on the staff all have a short shelf-life on the staff.  They're serving their purposes in making intros and showing the west coast crew the lay of the land.  Once that is set up, they're gone for people that fit Harsin's style/scheme.

Bobo's offense showing improvement over last year is more an indictment of Gus than anything.
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« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2021, 11:57:31 AM »
Brian Kelley to LSU? WTF

It's the kind of hire they needed to make.  Established coach, projects stability.  After they psycho circus ($1 to KISS) of the Orgeron experiment and the Yogi Berra goofiness of Les Miles' tenure putting a guy in place who brought that air of legitimacy and a business-like approach was the right thing. 

Napier?  Might be a good coach and has Louisiana ties but wouldn't bring that illusion of strength and maturity. Kiffin?  Might be a good coach, but comes off like a mix of the worst of Miles and Orgeron. They supposedly wanted Fisher (who the hell knows why, maybe just to poke the A&M bear?) but he wasn't receptive. 

So Kelly.  The perception is right.  But is he a good coach?  That's really, really hard to say.  His background doesn't show much really.  Success at D2, a few decent years at Cincy and then most of his D1 career at Notre Dame.  The problem with evaluating his record there is that the Farting Irish schedule typically reads like the menu from Sweet Sisters Cake Shop.  Toledo, service academies, Ga Tech, a couple of shit-tastic Big10 teams, Duke, Boston College, Bowling Green...

Has Kelly ever led Notre Dame to a win over an SEC team?  Yeah. A couple of times.  Barely survived Vandy in 2018.   Oddly enough, topped LSU in back-to-back bowl games in 2014 and 2015. 

His baggage won't be mentioned, but he does have a history with the NCAA -- two entire years vacated including a playoff humiliation at the hands of Bammer.  And there was the student who was killed in that tower incident.

He's probably a good enough coach.  And as history has proven, even a moron could win it all at LSU (see Les Miles and Ed Orgeron). 

A few days ago I thought LSU made a mistake getting rid of Orgeron.  This hire has me questioning that.  It elevates the program's stature for sure.  But is Kelly a better "fit" for that program and it's uniqueness than Orgeron?  Of that I'm not sure.  I tend to think maybe not. 
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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2021, 12:16:15 PM »
I think the Kelly hire is solid.  So, I hate it. 

I give Co Yaw Yaw credit for one thing.  He realized, and openly said he did, that LSU had too many athletes to keep running the same, old vanilla ground and pound....play defense style of foosballz.  He was right, and brought in Joe Fucking Brady to coach Joe Fucking Burrow and that bunch. 

Problem was, when most of that staff bolted after the 2019 Natty, he hired shit the last two years.  Yaw Yaw was only as good as the coaches around him. (True of most all coaches) But he made some horrible choices the last couple of years.
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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2021, 12:22:27 PM »
I think the Kelly hire is solid.  So, I hate it. 

I give Co Yaw Yaw credit for one thing.  He realized, and openly said he did, that LSU had too many athletes to keep running the same, old vanilla ground and pound....play defense style of foosballz.  He was right, and brought in Joe Fucking Brady to coach Joe Fucking Burrow and that bunch. 

Problem was, when most of that staff bolted after the 2019 Natty, he hired shit the last two years.  Yaw Yaw was only as good as the coaches around him. (True of most all coaches) But he made some horrible choices the last couple of years.

In his defense?  He had roughly $20 million and a 28-year old blonde girlfriend. 

Not giving a shit would have been easy.
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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2021, 12:31:52 PM »
In his defense?  He had roughly $20 million and a 28-year old blonde girlfriend. 

Not giving a shit would have been easy.

sounds like Gus....except replace the hot girlfriend with Waffle House.
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« Reply #30 on: November 30, 2021, 12:34:20 PM »
sounds like Gus....except replace the hot girlfriend with Waffle House.

Their steak, eggs and hash browns plate is the breakfast of champions.
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« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2021, 01:25:18 PM »
Their steak, eggs and hash browns plate is the breakfast of champions.

I like the egg/grits and toast platter myself - over medium. And hand me about 4-5 of them jelly packets. That stuff is gooooooood.
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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2021, 01:28:37 PM »
I knew y'all were missing Gus
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« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2021, 01:38:13 PM »
Their steak, eggs and hash browns plate is the breakfast of champions.

Negative.  The hash brown bowl is where it's at. 
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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2021, 01:39:44 PM »
Negative.  The hash brown bowl is where it's at.

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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2021, 01:54:59 PM »
Negative.  The hash brown bowl is where it's at.

Gus's last words before he left Auburn ^^. true story.
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« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2021, 10:13:27 AM »
Whutchu thank Allbarn gone do bout thet Awwfensive Cordinater coach, Paaaawwwl?  I'll hang up an lissen'.

Just saw an article speculating and mentioning different possibilities for the vacant OC position.  Of course, it's all just throwing names against the wall.  Nobody knows what's really going on, or who Harvinz has in mind.  I do like to think he had someone pretty much set to step in before he canned Bobo.  That would be the smart thing, given that the early cruitin' dealio is just around the corner.  You want to be able to sell the kids on what kind of offense they'll be running.

The article mentioned Mullen, of course.  (Yeeeesh!!!) Also talked up Jeff Lebby at Ole Miss.  The one name that was intriguing to me was Tom Herman.  He's currently an analyst with Da' Bears.  Anyway, not that any of them are in the mix.  Again, just speculation.  Anyone you'd like to see on The Planez?

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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2021, 10:29:49 AM »
Whutchu thank Allbarn gone do bout thet Awwfensive Cordinater coach, Paaaawwwl?  I'll hang up an lissen'.

Just saw an article speculating and mentioning different possibilities for the vacant OC position.  Of course, it's all just throwing names against the wall.  Nobody knows what's really going on, or who Harvinz has in mind.  I do like to think he had someone pretty much set to step in before he canned Bobo.  That would be the smart thing, given that the early cruitin' dealio is just around the corner.  You want to be able to sell the kids on what kind of offense they'll be running.

The article mentioned Mullen, of course.  (Yeeeesh!!!) Also talked up Jeff Lebby at Ole Miss.  The one name that was intriguing to me was Tom Herman.  He's currently an analyst with Da' Bears.  Anyway, not that any of them are in the mix.  Again, just speculation.  Anyone you'd like to see on The Planez?

Would seriously shock me at this point if it weren't Zak Hill. Not my number 1 pick but he's solid. Better than Matt Wells. But not quite the "get" that Lebby or Grimes or McGee would be.
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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2021, 10:50:05 AM »
Our fans are MO-rons.  Unreal.  Mullen is a cancerous fuck and he was the driving force behind the attempt to destroy us (and Cam) in 2010.  I'd rather shut the program down than have him on campus. I also don't want his whore of a wife spreading her greasy, used up roast beef puss all over our players.  Hard, hard, hard pass on Mullen. Fuck that guy. Forever.  I'd rather have Fuck Joe Biden as OC than him. 

Whoever Harsin hires, he needs to be on top of recruiting.  Mullen's hunchback ass won't do that.
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Re: Corching K-Ro-Sell
« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2021, 11:10:31 AM »
Our fans are MO-rons.  Unreal.  Mullen is a cancerous fuck and he was the driving force behind the attempt to destroy us (and Cam) in 2010.  I'd rather shut the program down than have him on campus. I also don't want his whore of a wife spreading her greasy, used up roast beef puss all over our players.  Hard, hard, hard pass on Mullen. Fuck that guy. Forever.  I'd rather have Fuck Joe Biden as OC than him. 

Whoever Harsin hires, he needs to be on top of recruiting.  Mullen's hunchback ass won't do that.

As I typed his name, I was thinking...M(This)-U(will)-LL(blow)-E(K's)-N(fucking mind)
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