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I Ordered Thin Crust, Bitch

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I Ordered Thin Crust, Bitch
« on: July 27, 2021, 04:56:29 PM »
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Re: I Ordered Thin Crust, Bitch
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2021, 07:15:33 PM »
Looks like you at the chow king when that little Guatamalan hibachi cook put mushrooms in your stir fry. 
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Re: I Ordered Thin Crust, Bitch
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2021, 11:17:36 AM »
Looks like you at the chow king when that little Guatamalan hibachi cook put mushrooms in your stir fry.
By stir fry, do you mean his butt?
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Re: I Ordered Thin Crust, Bitch
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2021, 02:25:58 PM »
By stir fry, do you mean his butt?
You just shut up, Mr. Smarty McFunnypants.  
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Re: I Ordered Thin Crust, Bitch
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2021, 07:28:01 PM »
By stir fry, do you mean his butt?
You should see Kaos at the subway when the little gay kid puts tomatoes on his foot long. 
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Re: I Ordered Thin Crust, Bitch
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2021, 01:56:13 PM »
You should see Kaos at the subway when the little gay kid puts tomatoes on his foot long.
Kaos is full of shit. He has never had a foot long.
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Re: I Ordered Thin Crust, Bitch
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2021, 02:30:11 PM »
Kaos is full of shit. He has never had a foot long.
Snaggle has
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Re: I Ordered Thin Crust, Bitch
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2021, 02:57:24 PM »
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Re: I Ordered Thin Crust, Bitch
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2021, 03:04:48 PM »
In his pooper.
Any ole orifice will do
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I Ordered Thin Crust, Bitch
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2021, 04:20:24 PM »
Mmmm....foot longs.
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