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How do you stop an Alabama fan from masturbating?

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How do you stop an Alabama fan from masturbating?
« on: December 04, 2007, 07:08:32 PM »
Paint his small dick orange and blue and he won't beat it for 6 years.

wait for it...

 :rimshot:

ahh, yes.
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Re: How do you stop an Alabama fan from masturbating?
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2007, 08:25:18 PM »
I thought the answer was:

Just take his Nick Saban picture away from him.



...one more time....  :rimshot:
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Re: How do you stop an Alabama fan from masturbating?
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 11:27:16 AM »
All those "houndstooth" hats were all black before Saban came to town.  I'll let you guess how the white spots got there...
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: How do you stop an Alabama fan from masturbating?
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 11:31:04 AM »
All those "houndstooth" hats were all black before Saban came to town.  I'll let you guess how the white spots got there...

From HeMan and the power of Grayskull?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: How do you stop an Alabama fan from masturbating?
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 04:17:50 PM »
HeMan Supermanned that Hooooooo
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.