So What If.....

[WiregrassTiger]

Oh okay. I thought he was mild mannered and sort of tight lipped.
Not so huh?

Wes? Tight lipped?

[AUTiger1]

So, it looks like we are going to interview Steele, Sark, Tony Elliot, Brent Venables and Napier this week. 

I'm ok with any of those other than Steele.  We hire Steele, we automatically become UT.

[Kaos]

So, it looks like we are going to interview Steele, Sark, Tony Elliot, Brent Venables and Napier this week. 

I'm ok with any of those other than Steele.  We hire Steele, we automatically become UT.

I guess I'm out of the loop but this looks like the $1 bin at Dirt Cheap.  

[jmar]

I guess I'm out of the loop but this looks like the $1 bin at Dirt Cheap. 

Very underwhelming list.

Steele makes me think of the Oliver debacle.

Neither of the Clemson coordinators have been a head coach but I would take Sark over Elliott. And even Muschamp has head coaching experience over Venables.
Kiffen can coach offense but he seems to ignore defense as if it doesn't exist.
Napier is making $880 G which is more than even Bill Clark. It's almost like rookie baseball money. There is a scale of sorts that involves several million to get them at a respectful SEC rate or at least in the neighborhood of the top coordinators. Huge leap.
...I think we maintain some steady four or five loss seasons with any of these choices until patience runs out.

The quickest recovery from all initially mentioned is Hugh Freeze.
Haven't heard any more about Gundy or Campbell.

So it looks like a lineup of rookies, drunks, assholes, pervs, cheats and anger management cases.

No worries!

[WiregrassTiger]

I guess I'm out of the loop but this looks like the $1 bin at Dirt Cheap. 

We need a Steele. Or, at least a bargain. The first questions in the interview is, “Can Big Jimmy stand on the sidelines if we hire you?”

[GH2001]

Who did the Yeller Feller want when Dye wanted Kirby?

Houston Dale

yes I’m serious. 

[Kaos]

If 1/3 of what I’ve heard is true Auburn is quite literally an episode of Bozo the Clown.  

It’s turning my stomach.  

I don’t want any part of it.  They hire Steele?  That’s it for me. 

[WiregrassTiger]

If the reports of an available “big name” reaching out are true, that makes it more interesting, at least.

Crazy as it is to actually dream about Bob Stoops, that’s the only press conference win that I can think of. And press conference wins don’t mean shit.

No matter who we hire, until we catch up with facilities AND at least get closer with what we spend for players, we won’t be any better off.

Read it and weep.

[AUJarhead]

If the reports of an available “big name” reaching out are true, that makes it more interesting, at least.

Crazy as it is to actually dream about Bob Stoops, that’s the only press conference win that I can think of. And press conference wins don’t mean shoot.

No matter who we hire, until we catch up with facilities AND at least get closer with what we spend for players, we won’t be any better off.

Read it and weep.

There’s no “big name” that is serious. Dumbasses are trying to talk themselves into believing Urban is interested. 

[Kaos]

If the reports of an available “big name” reaching out are true, that makes it more interesting, at least.

Crazy as it is to actually dream about Bob Stoops, that’s the only press conference win that I can think of. And press conference wins don’t mean shit.

No matter who we hire, until we catch up with facilities AND at least get closer with what we spend for players, we won’t be any better off.

Read it and weep.

I don't want to win the press conference necessarily, but I also don't want it to be an episode of The Gong Show.  

Hire Steele and I might go and throw a shoe.  

[jmar]

So now we are getting the espionage version from Finebaum who has had no relevant access to Auburn for almost two decades.
Just don't believe the whole coup version of Steele trying to undermine Malzahn.
Steele is up in years. He makes over 3M. The PTB could form fit many head coach/offensive coordinators while keeping him on staff.

But then...why isn't Rodney Garner playing his usual role of program caretaker?

[jmar]

We probably keep idiot Gus if he beats Georgia and LSU twice each.
Even with the indecision, paranoia, ridiculous play calling and failure to bring along QBs...
...among other things.

[WiregrassTiger]

There’s no “big name” that is serious. Dumbasses are trying to talk themselves into believing Urban is interested.

I haven’t heard Snags or Buzz say anything about Urban.

[jmar]

I haven’t heard Snags or Buzz say anything about Urban.

So it seems we are supposed to believe that Auburn can't interest the biggest names in cfb knowing that Brinks trucks are involved.

[jmar]

What's more. Some of the dizziest media types want people to believe there's no amount of money that would make someone leave 1M for 4M to a nightmarish career killer like AUBURN.

That's utter bullshit.

[jmar]

I haven’t heard Snags or Buzz say anything about Urban.

I thought he was taking nervous medication like Petersen.
Too much pressure.

[WiregrassTiger]

So it seems we are supposed to believe that Auburn can't interest the biggest names in cfb knowing that Brinks trucks are involved.

I don’t think that the pay at auburn is astronomically more. It is one of the top paying programs for sure.

It is also one of the top alum meddling with BoT politics and pissing matches.

Snags demanding shower pics is a prime example.

[WiregrassTiger]

Sark, Napier, Steele and Neal Brown.

Give me Sark or Steele. Sometimes, you get what you get.

[jmar]

Sark, Napier, Steele and Neal Brown.

Give me Sark or Steele. Sometimes, you get what you get.

The fake media will give us somebody we don't want. 
Greene seems to be good with letting them control the "search."

[jmar]

Maybe we should hire Steele if he's smart enough to hold everyone hostage and get the ransom as well.