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Snaggletiger

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Happy 89th...
« on: April 22, 2020, 03:45:01 PM »
...to our resident KISS groupie and lover of all things tomato.  The one and only Kaos.  Hope your day is filled with hookers, blow, pern and weird encounters with Bama fans at the Best Buys.  
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Buzz Killington

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Re: Happy 89th...
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2020, 04:50:26 PM »
Didn't realize he was that young.

Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy 89th...
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2020, 05:03:00 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 22, 2020, 04:50:26 PM
Didn't realize he was that young.

Happy Birthday!
He stays in great shape, though.

University of Nottingham doctors investigate 'old man strength ...
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy 89th...
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2020, 07:58:17 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2020, 05:03:00 PM
He stays in great shape, though.

University of Nottingham doctors investigate 'old man strength ...
I am so happy that K is working out in quarantine. He actually looks better than the last time I saw him. Happy 89, you hard headed codger.

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WiregrassTiger

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Re: Happy 89th...
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2020, 07:59:17 PM »
How many push ups can you do?

Wes: My feelings are not hurt that you didn’t participate in my happy birthday thread. I did not give a care.

But I cannot believe that you would stoop so low as to not post happy birthday to kaos. Do better. 89, dammit.
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Re: Happy 89th...
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2020, 12:11:44 AM »
89 seems a bit high.

Happy 59th Kaos!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy 89th...
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2020, 07:49:55 AM »
Happy Birthday
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GH2001

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Re: Happy 89th...
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2020, 09:10:47 AM »
shout it, shout it....shout it out loud. 
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Re: Happy 89th...
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2020, 09:33:04 AM »
Thanks.  

I damn sure feel old.  Sitting here in a bathrobe trying to decide if that feeling in my gut means I'm hungry or just need to take a shit. 
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Re: Happy 89th...
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2020, 10:21:04 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 23, 2020, 09:33:04 AM
Thanks. 

I damn sure feel old.  Sitting here in a bathrobe trying to decide if that feeling in my gut means I'm hungry or just need to take a shit.
never trust a fart
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Re: Happy 89th...
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2020, 10:48:25 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 23, 2020, 09:33:04 AM
Thanks. 

I damn sure feel old.  Sitting here in a bathrobe trying to decide if that feeling in my gut means I'm hungry or just need to take a shit.
I would advise you to do both
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy 89th...
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2020, 12:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 23, 2020, 10:48:25 AM
I would advise you to do both
I would listen to him, k. As you know, this man knows about shits.

Gene Sarazen may have hit the shot heard round the world at Augusta in 1935 but Sani took the shit heard round the world in the bed of a pickup in Auburn. Both are legendary.

I hear about both as just a wee lad.

To have the man responsible for that shit contribute to your birthday thread is something to be very proud of.

He did in mine too, btw.

You really don’t look a day over 86.
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