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Things I never want to see again
« on: December 10, 2019, 03:13:59 PM »
There are random things that piss me off.  Random.  Things I could go the rest of my life never seeing again and being perfectly happy.  

1) The phrase "claps back."  Fuck you if you ever wrote that in a headline or in an article.  Just fuck you with a rusty chainsaw.  I saw it today in some dumbass story about drag queens being pissed because Tommy Tuberville didn't think they should be trashing up a Christmas parade.  The drag queens "clapped back."   Fuck that.  I hate it.  

2) People pretending to talk like dogs using the word "hooman."  Just fuck you.  My dog is smarter than you are.  Ram a fossilized great dane dick up your ass.  

I may add more later.   Those are the two immediate entries.  
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2019, 03:46:36 PM »
There are random things that piss me off.  Random.  Things I could go the rest of my life never seeing again and being perfectly happy. 

1) The phrase "claps back."  Fuck you if you ever wrote that in a headline or in an article.  Just fuck you with a rusty chainsaw.  I saw it today in some dumbass story about drag queens being pissed because Tommy Tuberville didn't think they should be trashing up a Christmas parade.  The drag queens "clapped back."  Fuck that.  I hate it. 

2) People pretending to talk like dogs using the word "hooman."  Just fuck you.  My dog is smarter than you are.  Ram a fossilized great dane dick up your ass. 

I may add more later.  Those are the two immediate entries. 

What about if the stripper claps back?  I kinda like that.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2019, 03:59:44 PM »
What about if the stripper claps back?  I kinda like that.
That's inhooman
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2019, 09:36:46 PM »
Sorry to interrupt guys but does anyone know where I may find a fossilized Great Dane dick? At a reasonable price?
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2019, 07:37:25 PM »
Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2019, 07:58:43 PM »
Michelle Obama's round ass mug on the cover of every magazine at the checkout counter.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2019, 08:29:07 PM »
Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.
Damn straight.  The medicine commercials where the gay guys are cuddling just sickens me. Don’t need to see that. 

And no more of Moosechelle Obuffalobama anywhere.  
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2019, 08:26:35 PM »
Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.
I recommend that you never go to an x gate. Take my word.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2019, 12:08:53 PM »
WT's headwound
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2019, 02:00:28 PM »
WT's headwound
The zipper is pretty cool though
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2019, 02:10:41 PM »
Damn straight.  The medicine commercials where the gay guys are cuddling just sickens me. Don’t need to see that.


This cracks me the fuck up.  

Oh no!  Teh gays are affectionate just like normal people!  Clutch the pearls!
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2019, 02:11:10 PM »
WT's headwound
Thank you for not referring to it as a head pussy. I know you considered it.

i would be pissed at someone for sharing such a private photo. But I’ve done the same with pics of his wife.
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2019, 02:12:38 PM »
This cracks me the fuck up. 

Oh no!  Teh gays are affectionate just like normal people!  Clutch the pearls!

and how do you know this about the gays?
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2019, 02:42:53 PM »
Thank you for not referring to it as a head pussy. I know you considered it.

i would be pissed at someone for sharing such a private photo. But I’ve done the same with pics of his wife.
I wanted them to understand the seriousness of your situation, because if you knew the things they were saying about you......


I had your back. 
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« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2019, 03:11:48 PM »
I wanted them to understand the seriousness of your situation, because if you knew the things they were saying about you......


I had your back.
Well, that’s totally different. It may have been devastating to me, coming from such relevant and influential men.

Thank you.

sorry about spreading the pics of your wife.
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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2019, 03:15:13 PM »
Well, that’s totally different. It may have been devastating to me, coming from such relevant and influential men.

Thank you.

sorry about spreading the pics of your wife.
Oh that's okay.  We've cashed in big time on those. 
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2019, 03:34:50 PM »
Hope Solo nudes...
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Re: Things I never want to see again
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2019, 03:37:21 PM »
The LIMU Emu
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« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2019, 04:00:05 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2019, 04:24:40 PM »
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