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2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #100 on: April 29, 2019, 04:10:19 PM »
Finally, the Braves go out to get help for an awful bullpen.  Aaaannnd they really improved themselves by signing 35 year old, Jerry Blevins, who had a 4.85 ERA for the Mets last year and was sitting in Triple A this season.


Championship!!!
Colon wasn't available?
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #101 on: April 29, 2019, 04:33:43 PM »
Colon wasn't available?
We should be that lucky.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #102 on: May 01, 2019, 11:07:14 AM »
Only the second time in club history where Cards have won 19 games in April.

Central shaping up like we thought with Cubs/Cards/Brewers within 3 games of each other.  Still suspect it will come down to the Brewers and Cubs, but I'll take it.

Phillies, at 16-13, have only a 1 game lead on the mets..  I hope it's not too much longer before batteries are throw at Harper.  Braves hanging around the .500 mark.  They will get better.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #103 on: May 01, 2019, 11:40:14 AM »
Only the second time in club history where Cards have won 19 games in April.

Central shaping up like we thought with Cubs/Cards/Brewers within 3 games of each other.  Still suspect it will come down to the Brewers and Cubs, but I'll take it.

Phillies, at 16-13, have only a 1 game lead on the mets..  I hope it's not too much longer before batteries are throw at Harper.  Braves hanging around the .500 mark.  They will get better.
Not unless we go get some pitching.  I like our line up and I do think they'll hit all year and only improve.  The pitching staff is only ahead of 5 teams in the NL.  Two of those are the Dodgers and Mets so you know that won't last. 

The Cards have been skrate money.  Goldschmidtberg is paying serious dividends right now.  9 HR's and 30 RBI's while hitting almost 40 points below his career average.  If he starts hitting anywhere near that career average, the season numbers are going to be sick.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #104 on: May 06, 2019, 01:05:44 PM »
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Fuck Georgia.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #105 on: May 06, 2019, 01:20:22 PM »
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Fuck Georgia.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #106 on: May 06, 2019, 01:26:23 PM »
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Fuck Georgia.
and in case you needed an 8th inning recap.....:poke:

https://www.mlb.com/cubs/video/cubs-8-run-8th-inning?t=t112-default-vtp
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #107 on: May 06, 2019, 01:36:00 PM »
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #108 on: May 06, 2019, 02:24:26 PM »
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #109 on: May 06, 2019, 02:46:37 PM »
Now that shoot is funny.
It is pretty fucking funny, and I hate that I have to hate him.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #110 on: May 07, 2019, 11:19:30 AM »
Watched a good bit of the Cards and Phillies last night.  Mikolas (sp?) was nasty all night.  When he got that big breaking ball working with the 95 m.p.h. heat, he had them way off balance.

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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #111 on: May 08, 2019, 04:30:29 PM »
Say one prayer for the Blues, and the Cards respond by shitting the bed.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #112 on: May 09, 2019, 09:34:33 AM »
Say one prayer for the Blues, and the Cards respond by shitting the bed.
Take one plane trip out west and become the Dodgers' bitch.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #113 on: May 09, 2019, 10:07:52 AM »
Take one plane trip out west and become the Dodgers' bitch.
Somehow, this is all Buzz's fault.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #114 on: May 09, 2019, 10:12:21 AM »
Somehow, this is all Buzz's fault.
I'm from a small town called "Foot Up Buzz's Ass", and I'm gettin' home sick.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #115 on: May 09, 2019, 10:37:26 AM »
I'm from a small town called "Foot Up Buzz's Ass", and I'm gettin' home sick.
He's a heartless bastard.  A stone faced killer.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #116 on: May 09, 2019, 11:21:45 AM »
It is pretty fucking funny, and I hate that I have to hate him.
The even funnier thing.  The Cardinals were set to draft the kid and never did.


https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-cubs-taylor-davis-unlikely-hero-20190506-story.html
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #117 on: May 09, 2019, 01:00:27 PM »
We didn't want him anyway.
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #118 on: May 09, 2019, 01:49:52 PM »
We didn't want him anyway.
You roll 1 yadi deep at that spot anyway
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Re: 2019 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #119 on: May 13, 2019, 12:25:46 PM »
What a fucking shitty week or so of baseball.

Orioles 4-6 last 10
Braves 6-4, so maybe not that shitty
Cards 2-8 and really shitty.  Roll into Wrigley for 3, then start 7 game homestand with the best record in baseball, end it 3.5 our of first in the division.
Cubs 8-2.  Buzz, how will you go fuck yourself if we are under a #SexStrike?

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