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Fake Stars
« on: July 19, 2018, 01:31:26 PM »
I've noticed over the years that there are certain people the media decides are "stars" and they try their best to prop them up by putting them all over the place. 

The one that annoys me the most now is Lindsey Vonn. 

Not particularly attractive. 
No appreciable skills. 
Banged Tiger for the spotlight. 
Doesn't speak well. 
Awkward on camera. 

I don't want to see any more of her.  I won't watch anything she's on, including now Shark Week. 
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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2018, 01:35:13 PM »
Not a star but I would probably still pee in her butt
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fake Stars
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2018, 01:36:38 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 19, 2018, 01:35:13 PM
Not a star but I would probably still pee in her butt
If Chuck Schumer were on fire on my left and her naked butt was raised to my right... 

I'd just hold it.  
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Re: Fake Stars
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2018, 02:03:46 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 19, 2018, 01:35:13 PM
Not a star but I would probably still pee in her butt
Truer words were never spoken.
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Re: Fake Stars
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2018, 02:06:18 PM »
Pee in my butt

Image result for Lindsey Vonn swimsuit images
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2018, 03:37:24 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 19, 2018, 02:06:18 PM
Pee in my butt

Image result for Lindsey Vonn swimsuit images

Fake news.  


I'd do Serena before her.  
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2018, 03:44:29 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on July 19, 2018, 03:37:24 PM
Fake news. 


I'd do Serena before her. 
I don't know if I'd do SW first, but there would be some things to mull over before I made my final decision.

Image result for Serena williams images
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Re: Fake Stars
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2018, 10:01:50 PM »
Snag would do a black.
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Re: Fake Stars
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2018, 01:53:25 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 19, 2018, 03:44:29 PM
I don't know if I'd do SW first, but there would be some things to mull over before I made my final decision.

Image result for Serena williams images
I wouldn't turn her down........Well maybe face down. Just saying.
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Re: Fake Stars
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2018, 07:10:46 AM »
I'm all down for chocolate town.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2018, 11:50:48 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 20, 2018, 07:10:46 AM
I'm all down for chocolate town.
Once you go chocolate, you never go....wait...no, it's once you go brown people, you never....well shit, that's not it either.
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Re: Fake Stars
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2018, 01:25:10 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 20, 2018, 11:50:48 AM
Once you go chocolate, you never go....wait...no, it's once you go brown people, you never....well shit, that's not it either.

I swear, you people. 

No one likes a nagger. 
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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2018, 01:32:56 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on July 20, 2018, 01:25:10 PM
I swear, you people.

No one likes a nagger.
Da fuc you mean "you people"?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fake Stars
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2018, 02:31:50 PM »
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Re: Fake Stars
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2018, 02:33:20 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 20, 2018, 01:32:56 PM
Da fuc you mean "you people"?
WHAT do you mean, you people?
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Re: Fake Stars
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2018, 05:12:51 PM »
Quote from: The Six on July 20, 2018, 02:31:50 PM

Hey big girl, make em' back it up.  Make em' back it up.
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Re: Fake Stars
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2018, 12:35:44 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2018, 01:41:47 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2018, 06:50:30 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on July 21, 2018, 01:41:47 PM
Relevance please?
Fake star more worthy of boning potential. 
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« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2018, 12:42:53 AM »
Quote from: The Six on July 21, 2018, 06:50:30 PM
Fake star more worthy of boning potential.
Ah.  I've never seen this person before and had no idea who she was.  Assumed it was just some random snap of some woman on a beach or something.  
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